This is a followup to my previous effortpost on the same subject to give an update on new developments and fill in some gaps pointed out by readers. There's so many 
this time that I have a glossary below if you're getting confused.
The Verdict
The Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) ruled that despite testing positive for the banned doping drug trimetazidine, 15-year old girlboss Kamila Valieva will be allowed to keep skating in the individual women's event as if nothing happened. After a full formal investigation, she may be stripped of whatever she won at the Olympics but that could take months. The IOC is refusing to hand out any medals to her until that is resolved, so we won't see anyone on the podium for the team and women's events.
Trimetazidine
It's a drug used to treat chest pain in certain people with heart problems. Apparently it's prescribed sometimes in Europe but it's not approved for use in the USA. Where you do find it commonly used is in doping. I don't pretend to understand the details of how it works, but what's important here is that it helps athletes recover from exercise faster, so it's believed to be one of the reasons why Team Tutberidze are able to practice so much more in a day than other skaters.
It was banned by WADA in 2014 and athletes from a variety of countries and sports, especially swimming, have been caught since then. Some drugs are allowed if you get a Therapeutic Use Exemption ahead of time for a legitimate medical need, but trimetazidine is completely banned.
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Copes
A number of copes have been deployed to excuse or mitigate Valieva's drug use:
The CAS's reasoning is that we have to wait for a full investigation because in theory she could turn out to be innocent. The rules are clear that this is absolutely not the case, if you fail a drug test you're automatically suspended. But the three sleazy lawyers making the decision said she's a child and it would do "irreparable harm" to her, so the rules don't apply to her.
The CAS's other excuse is that Valieva hasn't had time to prepare a defense because this failed test just appeared so suddenly. Again, this is against the rules but CAS says she gets special protections for being a child. It feeds into the narrative that there was a conspiracy to hold on to the dirty piss and drop it at just the right moment to humiliate the Russians. We've had a very interesting development on that front. WADA now says the reason why it was tested so late is because the Russians failed to mark it for expedited processing like they're supposed to with the best skater in the world just before the Olympics. Apparently they were hoping that if she pissed dirty, it wouldn't be discovered until after the Olympics were over. RUSADA claims that they marked it properly and WADA is lying.
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Actual footage of Russian anti-doping officials.
Inside Russia there has been an attempt to claim Valieva is innocent, because even Russians aren't quite shameless enough to hold her up as a national heroine while admitting that she cheated. Unfortunately it's pretty hard to come up with any scenario other than doping. The best they've done is to say that her grandfather takes trimetazidine and maybe they both drank water out of the same glass and somehow that was enough to make alarm bells go off on the piss testing machine.
There's been some cope about how maybe trimetazidine doesn't work. Some dumbass interviewed by the New York Times had this opinion. Sure, you know more about doping than the doctors running the Russian doping program. It also is completely irrelevant. They knowingly gave the kid a drug on the blacklist. And even if this one drug didn't work, we know they do all kinds of stuff that's untraceable that does work, like inhaling air mixed with xenon.
"But bro, like, it's a sport, everyone is juicing." This is an attitude I've seen a lot from normies who don't follow figure skating. It really doesn't apply here. The three Russian girls are so far ahead of all the others that there's no competition. It's like if in the Tour de France there was the nard cancer guy and two other Americans out miles ahead of everyone else year after year. And you can also tell nobody else is doing what the Russians do, because their skaters can keep going well into their 20s, long past the Eteri expiration date.
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This 19-year old retired Russian figure skater suffers from anorexia now and refuses to eat anything except salt. Many such cases!
Reactions
Tara Lipinsky and Johnny Weir, hosts for figure skating on American coverage of the Olympics, came out firmly against the CAS's decision. Given that Weir has long and deep ties to Russian skating, it's remarkable that he didn't do anything to downplay how severe the issue is. He'll probably lose friends and career opportunities over this, so good for him not trying to weasel his way out of choosing a side.
The international reaction has been what you might expect. Everyone in the Free World is against the CAS decision, most notably Kim Yuna, the last to win gold under conditions that weren't extremely sus. Fans are in an uproar and debating whether the other female skaters should boycott in protest. The only exception is China, where apparently they support the principle of nobody having to face consequences for cheating.
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Kim Yuna, not just the "nation's little sister" but beloved around the world.
Oh yeah and I almost forgot, some runner who got busted for weed came up with a 
way of looking at this: "The only difference I see is I’m a black young lady." Half of the news coverage in Burgerstan was actually about this.
Chimpouts
Most of the good stuff is probably on Instagram but I don't have an account and it's getting late. So let's check Twitter:
https://x.com/madonnasworld/status/1493227419238600707#m - Vendor of crappy Madonna merchandise goes to war with "jealous" Tara Lipinsky's army of followers. 
https://x.com/AlexandrLipatov/status/1493301710676242438#r - Evan Lysacek still living rent free in this Russian's head 12 years after his controversial win over Plushenko. There's about 10 more of these. 
https://x.com/NFKingsPro/status/1493182474821988352#m - Not drama, just Yevgeny Plushenko (one of the top male skaters 2006-2014) is selling an NFT. 
Reddit hot takes:
https://old.reddit.com/r/FigureSkating/comments/ss38hf/2022_olympic_winter_games_kamila_valieva_will_be/hwyzdm3/ - Putin put drugs in her piss as a 4D chess move. 
https://old.reddit.com/r/FigureSkating/comments/ss38hf/2022_olympic_winter_games_kamila_valieva_will_be/hwvrr10/ - Big if true. 
https://old.reddit.com/r/FigureSkating/comments/ss38hf/2022_olympic_winter_games_kamila_valieva_will_be/hww0spe/ - Is Kamila being too smug? 
Glossary
- IOC - International Olympic Committee - In charge of the Olympics as a whole.
- ISU - International Skating Union - Runs international skating competition. Chosen by the IOC to run skating at the Olympics.
- WADA - World Anti-Doping Agency - Coordinates international anti-doping efforts.
- RUSADA - Russian Anti-Doping Agency - In theory enforces anti-doping regulations inside Russia. In practice, it researches and advises Russian athletes on how to dope and not get caught.
- ITA - International Testing Authority - Chosen by the IOC to run anti-doping operations at the Olympics.
- CAS - Court of Arbitration for Sport - A body independent of the IOC that serves as arbitrator in disputes like this.
Links
Youtube channel TheSkatingLesson's series As the Blade Turns - My most important source, goes into a lot of depth.
Sports Illustrated Explains why this is such a big deal.
IOC has effectively cleared the way for Russia to cheat forever - Explains just how blatant the cheating is.
Russia pointing fingers at Sweden
Adam Rippon on Therapeutic Use Exemptions
I'm really not making up the sharing a glass with grandpa thing
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All of the major Olympic superpowers have been caught doping.
The US, Russians, Norwegians, Jamaicans, Germans, Italians, Brits, Chinese, Austrians, Hungarians.. everyone.
They just need to allow doping.
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(Witty comment)
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None of that means that other countries aren't still doping.
That just means other countries that dope, dope at lower levels of detectability than Russia.
This results in less performance enhancement, so the athlete is:
a) less likely to win a medal to have stripped AND
b) less likely to be detected doping
Russia is just not afraid to go all in and test their luck, and deny in the face of clear evidence against them.
Other countries try to toe the line to avoid ridicule, and will disqualify their more egregious offenders before they make it to the Olympics.
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If Russia can hack our elections then they can dope better then us burgers too. I see 55 medals stripped to our 10.
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Most of these striped medals are after the fall of Soviet Union and it’s easier to hack election than develop hidden doping. Russia has weak pharmacy now.
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Call me a moralstrag, but if there really is rampant doping in figure skating (which I'm not convinced of) I'm on the side of the people who aren't permanently ruining the bodies of 15-year old girls and then throwing them into the trash a couple years later.
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Would you turn back and ruin your 15 year old body to be today a multimillionaire famous person that can permit him self best doctor ? Look at Arnold he replacing his hart without any problems since he has money
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Yeah, that’s the thing though. These girls don’t get rich because their careers are too short to build any kind of real public reputation or name recognition. If you think of all the biggest names in sports you know them not just because they were good, but they were good and lasted. A lot of these girls’ careers only last 1-3 years. By the time you learn their name they're already on their way out of the sport. They’re has-beens before they even turn 18. They make very little money.
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They build their career inside russia by becoming tv stars and marrying oligarchs. Putins secret wife is Olympic Champion.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuna_Kim
If you look at Yuna she became a singer did some tv shows and her own concerts
When they stop their career they start solo concert where they earn most of their money and since Russian won’t be angry at her for doping she would be easily able to get people at her concerts.
If they take her medal away she is going to get tons of sympathy points in Russia and will be remembered more than the last girls who won gold.
But my bet she is going to marry some oligarch son.
She today also won on both technical and performance so if she don’t frick up Thursday she is set for life.
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Yuna is not a good example. She’s had a 10 year career and isn’t known for doping. A lot of the girls Tutberidze trains never make it big. That might make the competitive circuit for a little bit but end up with career ending injuries that put them in to early retirement. And by early I mean like mid-teens. The one’s that do make it don’t last long either. This video covers some of it, and how at this point in Russia they try to learn the names of promising girls before the start competing because it’s such a revolving door of athletes that by the time the general public knows their name many of them are on the way out.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evgenia_Medvedeva She is still famous in Russia and she had 8 year career her main rival https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alina_Zagitova is also popular and is like ambassador of Russian athlete and tv hostess.
They earn money for winning gold medal and becoming national hero. When they become national hero they will be invited to fancy events and getting roles and shit.
And today girl will be popular in Russia for many years and that’s in long run more opportunities than just winning gold medal.
My country give only 10000 euro for gold medal while Russia are giving 100000 euro + a new Mercedes and appartment in Moscow. Those money are way more worthy in Russia than in my country.
But yeah you have to win a gold medal or you are nobody but that something in common with US. In my country you can be on last place and nobody would care but in US and Russia you’ll become public enemy for last place.
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Can't strip medals if you don't get them in the first place
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maybe we should allow russia to conquer ukraine
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The "we can't catch every drug dealer, so let's legalize crack" approach. Even if you think that makes sense, as I pointed in the middle of my
that you didn't read, in figure skating there is really not anyone doing this other than Russia.
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Good for them then, other countries should try harder.
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It’s legit easy to get doping. You just have to find a good doctor and tell him you are athlete. In reality there ain’t any person who is 100% health and it’s specially easy to get banned asthma meds since very few people have 100% lung capacity and even if you have huge lungs (people have different size lungs) and your capacity is 95% you still can get the asthma meds
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