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Klenn_and_Back_Again She/Her Frick you, that's my name!  3yr ago (text post) 479 thread views #4559

Reminder: I am a lolcow and it is a federal offense as well as systemically racist to not upkong me

I work hard squeezing lolmilk out of these lolteats and the least you cute twinks can do is throw me an internet point as you're slurping up

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You got enough mass to be an actual cow.

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This is flagrantly false, I am 250 pounds and an average cow can be as much as 2938 pounds, therefore I would have to have much more mass to be an actual cow.

Furthermore you failed to upkong Me in flagrant violation of international law as well as good manners established by newspaper advice columnists circa 1993.

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Sorry, let me fix that, I don't want my favorite little* lolcow to be starved of attention, that's the only thing you're starved off.

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can be as much as 2938 pounds

That's not how averages work, r-slur

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Thanks for explaining averages to me, you towering titan of genius intellect. Truly on this day we are all blessed.

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