So I contacted a lawyer, and they said IβM PROBABLY GOING TO LOSE?!?
A smattering of slapfights:
This lad calls her an asshat, hoes mad
Poster encourages OP to kidnap them back, sneeding in replies
Chain of fights about whether Sweden will send Swedish kids back to America
Commenter thinks OP is lying about something
Whole thread is slapfights about whether the vax is experimental or good for kids or w/e
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"So, here's the thing, what you need to do is just kidnap π those π kids π right π back π"
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At this point itβs fair game right? They have equal right to βkidnapβ their kids from eachother until one gets custody rights restricted, and heβs playing.
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Custody rights restricted doesnt matter when its across international borders. Sweden isn't going to extradite swedish children to the US because some local judge said so after they were already in the country
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swedes are famously subservient to US interests
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Thatβd be nice but we gotta keep in mind America has been their primary country of residence and thatβs weighted heavily for The Hague Abduction Convention
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How is it kidnapping in the first place, theyβre literally his kids lmao
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50% technically, due to genetics and all that stupid twink nerd science. Maybe he can make a deal and she can see them in Sweden on the weekends.
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I love when someone trying to seem smart says "Well, technically" and then says something semantically incorrect. Reminds me of myself when I was 11.
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Frick, it didnt come off as a joke? Maybe i should add more marsey emotes next time
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Yes
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Don't you cute twinks dare turn Marsey into the /s tag you can't be that neurodivergent to take anything here seriously jfc
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It would never catch on, that's a reddit thing
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MOOOOODS
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It did come off as a joke to people with more than 4 firing neurons. The whole visit them on the weekends in Sweden was pretty on the nose.
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50% = 50 Coins omggg!!!!!
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How would it be kidnapping back when theyβre literally her kids too?
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the trick is to wait until they become adults before doing it so it isnt kidnapping
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I do that when Iβm cheating and donβt want them to know but making an executive decision for your shared child is fricked up given how low risk children are.
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Imagine being so /r/relationship_advice brained that you're in a thread about an acrimonious, cross-border divorce and custody battle and you still think it's worth pointing out red flags.
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