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It's almost time to buy Russian stocks.

Everyone's heard about the hysteria surrounding the Russian markets. People are saying that there will be a run on banks now that we've cut them off from SWIFT. And the numbers are showing it, the russian market was down 35% or something a couple days ago, and that was before the most recent wave of sanctions.

But let's be real here; do you think Putin is a complete moron? Do you really think he didn't anticipate these sanctions (or MUCH worse)? Russia is not going to collapse. He's got some kind of gameplan, most likely in the form of some kind of joint economic plan with China.

So tomorrow, take a look at a Russian ETF funds. If it dips like 80% or something silly, grab it up. Become a war profiteer. You can thank me in dramacoin.

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So your investing advice is: trust me Putin's got a plan bro

Yeah I think I'll pass.

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Yes.

Obviously Putin has a plan. This is the guy who carved his way from KGB agent to dictator of Russia. Not only is he not a dumbass, but he also has advisers and generals and analysts who are not dumbasses.

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These dudes on here really think he's as useless and plodding as Western leaders lmfao.

Guy is absolutely cunning and ruthless. I believe there was rumors that Russia, China and India were planning on setting up their own version of SWIFT. Hence why both countries have refused to condemn Russia.

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Yep. This is just further separation between the eastern and western blocks. Putin has probably been talking it over with Xi for months.

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This some high level cope. :marseyobamacope:

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Oh god imagine an Eurasian bloc. Our issues with China aren't really anything major, an agreement to settle at status quo and we could be fine. Russian and Chinx did it, no reason we can't. They have manufacturing, we have services and Russians have raw resources. Oh god I'm going to coom, that'd be the best alliance against globohomo.

Too bad we're globohomo too. :marseydepressed:

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idk what to believe so im going to upmarsey everyone

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He literally just did the most r-slurred decision this Thursday which is rapidly decreasing the soft power he achieved in the world in the last decades, by just revealing to everyone how fricking weak the Russian millitary actually is... And you want me to believe that this guy obvious has a plan that will work lmao.

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It's barely day 4 of the war.

The entire "Russia is weak" narrative is propaganda to embolden Ukrainians. We are in the middle of an information war, trust nothing.

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Would you call it an infowar? :marseyjones:

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Ghost of Kiev is turning the freaking ruskies gay

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Russia lost the information war already though. Even if there are some magical new tech tanks somewhere no one saw them, everyone saw old as frick T-72s. Russian military isn't something to be scared of anymore and there's very little left to change that.

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I think anyone with real power realizes the Russian military is holding back to minimize bad optics. Lets be honest, they could dictate a peace ultimatum and level a block in Kiev for every hour its not accepted and there's nothing Ukraine can do.

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The war with Ukraine.... Russia is an alleged super power that allegedly could go toe to toe with other world super powers.

Your comment is on the level of "its only half time between koby Bryant and a college basketball player in a 1v1" when clearly kobe should be destroying them by now.

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Theyre doing a lot better than burgers did in iraq

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We literally drove to their capital at highway speed while filming the whole thing. Are you high or 12? We destroyed their entire armored division in a single bombing. We defeated their entire air force with bombs.

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Check gains/day, Russians with a smaller force against a much better enemy take more cities and land than the coalition did.

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It's now been well over 50 days. At this point the us could have invaded iraq twice and Russia still hasn't won.

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He was a kgb agent! He does sports and martial arts! So epic way cooler than westoid leaders!

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carved his way from KGB agent to dictator of Russia

GRU was and is always in control of Russia.

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I don’t know shit about Russia. What is GRU?

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Some kind of antelope the steppe hordes ranch :marseyreindeer3:

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Main Intelligence Directorate. Basically, USSR and Russia have been run by their intelligence agency since the get go.

Like Q r-slurs and their deep state nonsense, but for real and it isn't a secret.

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Even during Stalin era or was this after that?

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They were always a powerful faction (think Hoover's FBI) but most notably post Khrushchev.

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I AM GRU

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Bro, did you see Mein Fuhrer pull that epic win over frogs in 1940? We’re totally going to annihilate Soviet Russia in two weeks, bro. Trust the plan

Bro, remember how in2016 Trump pulled that le epic win over Hilary? We’re totally gonna win in 2020 bro. Trust the plan.

Literal negative IQ r-slur

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Or maybe the guy who everybody who knows him says is insane is actually insane?

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I agree with you, but the problem with investing in Russian stocks is exactly the same as the problem with investing in Chinese stocks, which is that the government picks the winners. Why participate in a horse race that you know is rigged?

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As opposed to American stocks? Lmao

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Ok, sorry - what I meant was "more rigged than usual."

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I think his plan is "the market is hystrionic and is near correcting" which is always good advice.

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“the time to buy is when there's blood in the streets” - Baron Rothschild

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Trust the plan! 2 more weeks! w1ga-waga w1ga-waga OI OI OI !!!!

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