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EFFORTPOST rDrama best of February 2022 recap! Nothing Ever Happens Edition! Hosted by your favorite mascot, me! Zombie Wolf! :wolfvaporwave:

Nibbas in Paris for your listening pleasure

WELCOME BACK ARRRRDRAMAAAA!

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The second month of 2022, or should I say 2020 2 :soyjakanimeglasses: , has come and gone. It’s time to look back and see what events got absolutely drowned out the most by our maxed out recency bias!

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Celebrating Black History Month

With every year comes the annual tradition of paying homage to our Criminal American Community by dedicating the shortest month of the year to celebrating their rich, and inspiring history.

:marseyhotep: :marseyyeezus: :marseymilesdavis: :marseykween: :marseyetika: :marseyblack: :marseydynamite: :marseykente:

Our Esteemed and fairly compensated Jannies have done a Marvelous Job redesigning the site and paying tribute(not reparations) to all our brave bipoc melanincels out there!

[Announcment] Black History Month at rdrama! :marseygoose:

BHM Moderation Changes :marseycarp3:

But rDrama wasn’t the only one celebrating Buck History Month…

Whoopi Goldberg Names the Jew!

:marseysurprised: :wolfsfear:

Whoopi Goldberg took a stand infront of the whole world to tell the Big Nose Crakkka that he too should kneel in the presence of his black kings as per the anti defamation league’s definition of color™️.

Drama erupts on The View as Whoopi Goldberg says that the Holocaust wasn't about race because it was crakkkas killing other crakkkas, rightoids proceed to gloat on twitter and call for her to be fired :marseyhorseshoe:

Breaking news: Whoopi Goldberg was suspended from the view for 2 weeks for her holocaust comments, proving once and for all that Jews> Blacks on the oppression scale even during Black history month

Whoopi’s Return to the View

Whoopi vs Kylie Sequel: Rittenhouse goes for gold!

:!marseykyle: :!marseykween:

I’m sure we’ll get a rousing finale soon as Kylie takes on the Kween!

That pretty much wraps up the Kang drama this month, but what Black History Month is complete without the most important tradition of them all… Crakkkas completely overshadowing them the entire month with mayo tomfoolery!

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Jim Crow Joe Rogan!

Back when covid was still a thing twitter was gunning for Joe “Horse Paste” Rogan. To absolutely no one’s surprise Twitter made its final gambit, the race card! :marseyracist:

:soycry: :monke:

r/entertainment hooked on copium after spotify announces they’re not going to axe joe rogan

Joe Rogan forgot to buy his n-word pass

Andrew Yang jumps in for some reason :soymad: :chadasian: :monke:

Joe Rogan’s use of the n-word was another jan 6 moment.

White House urges Spotify to take action against sentient chimp

As of me writing this rn Joe Rogan is still on spotify despite everything thus proving cancel culture isn’t real, once and for all.

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Return of the Big 3

The absolute batshit insane events that transpired this month can most certainly be attributed to the return of 3 important Figures in the Dramasphere…

@MasterLawlz Returned to us and blessed us with 7 Enthralling Lawlzposts! The most bountiful month of Lawlzposts rdrama.net history!

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@pizzashill had exiled himself to Alaska to continue his training. But after a week or so of drowning in Eskimo bussy he answered our cries for mercy to save is from the encroaching rightoid Menace!

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And Finally at TrappySaruh, now @tappy, signifying once and for all rdrama.net is beyond a shadow of a doubt the TRUE successor to /r/drama. Suck it groomercord straggots!

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Trappy is back :marseycapyexcited: :marseytwerking: :marseytwerking:

Unbeknownst to us, the renuion of these 3 legends was the omen of a great happening…

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But first we have to talk about Canadians :wolfrainbow: :marseypuke:

Leaves Lose the Plot!

When we first left off from the developing event christened The Honkocaust Trudeau regalled them as a “fringe” minority. The following weeks saw Canada brought to its knees by the power of honking and bouncy Castles.

Cucknadians requesting police assistance :marseyfbi: to end the honkocaust

Like clockwork supporting the protest in Canada is considered hate speech according to AHS

What about a silent protest

What no adrenochrome does to a mf :marseyangel2:

Go Fund Me Chooses Death

After 2 weeks of pretending to have the most convenient case of “Covid” in his cuck cabin he returned to Ottawa to Enact the war measures act, freezing bank accounts, running over old grandma chuds with horses, and giving himself permanent emergency powers all to combat that insignificant group of honkers. Daddy Castro would have been proud! The day of the rake came from within.

:marseytruck: :marseyrake: :marseyeh:

:marseyhappening: Leaf Daddy (He/Them) kicks off the day of the rake at last! :marseyhappening:

Reddit is torn on whether freezing individual’s bank accounts is a good thing or a terrifying

Trudeau says jew likes Swastika, and other insane frick ups!

Bank run is now trending in Canada

Congratulations Canada on actually being interesting for the first time in your miserable existence.

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Super bowl and the Olympics

I straight up forgot this happened this month. Aside from the few controversies and China being it, It hardly registered, but Return0 made some high quality Ice Skating posts and pushed them to the top of the page. Well done! :marseyclapping: :tayclap:

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[Effortpost] Olympic Figure Skating Scandal Roundup: Abuse, Anorexia, and Performance-Enhancing Girlpills

[Effortpost] short track speed skating causes a supernova of seethe

THIS B-WORD FELL AGAIN!

Eminem wants to kneel at the superbowl, but the NFL won’t let him.

The rDrama Wars :marsey300:

May we never forget those who challenged the Chadmins, and those who did not return.

:wolfvictory: :wolfcry: :wolfdead: :marseydead: :marseydeadinside: :marseytombstone: :marseyskeleton:

Who else is still reportmaxxing?

Reset the timer etc etc(not bardy this time)

(country club) Pour one out for our fallen homie redacted

(Country Club) Forever is a mighty long time

DRAMA WON!!!!

(CC) Consume Product dossier

The day of the Cope: How I trolled the entirety of ConsumeProduct.win

The day of the Cope 2: Who asked?

Of course our main antagonist Bardfinn was hit. :platyfuckyou: :marseylaugh: :wolflaugh:

Bardfinn was just temporarily banned from reddit.

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And last but most certainly not least We have perhaps the happening of the year?

Actual Fricking War.

War in Europe! It’s finally here! After all these years of nothing ever happening something happens for once. Honestly the only correct response to this situation is any statement whatsoever followed by the words “Not my Problem.”

Ukranians shortly before imminent death told russian warship “Go Frick Yourselves” :marseychad: :marseygigachad: :marseypizzashill:

The Drama is young, but honestly it’s anyone’s guess how long it drags on, or how long the war dramacoin profiteers stay profitable. :marseydragon: :platyrich: :wolfnoir:

rDrama One Offs

To wrap things up here’s some of the singular notable posts that happened this Month.

Uncle Ted has Terminal Cancer

@Boo’s Apology Song

We passed 1000 Marseys

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Ruqqus gets revived

Kanye West says Pete Davidson is gay and has aids

The End of February!

What a wild fricking month. WW3 is closer than ever and it’s only February. My only regret is that we couldn’t milk that sweet Canadian Drama even more. But that’s enough out of me, what did you think about February 2022? Do you have a favorite bit of Drama? Do you think there was an MVP Dramneurodivergent of the month? Say so in the comments!

This is ZombieWolf signing off!

:#wolfsherifssmoking:

Your Faves.

Of Course I’m not perfect, but then again who is? (Definitely not Marsey) After such a eventful Month I missed a couple of things and you pointed them out.

One was the death pool of our very own cute twink @stan that led to a pay pig leaving. Good thing he’s alive to add to our best of February Recap!

Effort regarding the stan death pool

Stan Death pool epilogue

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Naw that was boring and insignificant. If we talking reddit suspensions then Hipster getting perma'd is way better, or Reportgate as whole

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