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Today to show our commitment to Drama Diversity™ we're going to showcase some drama that doesn't include: :marseysnoo: :marseytrain: :russia:

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keep yourself safe op im not reading

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this post wasn't made for you sweetie, go find yourself some nice drama elsewhere. :marseythumbsup:

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i will NOT read any longpost if it isnt:

Made By Me

About Trains, Redditors or Russia.

Funny.

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Disgustingly white

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I don’t even read my own longposts. I send business emails without proofreading

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Imagine not having your executive assistant type your posts for you

Dictated but not read

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Is this peak autism?


Yours for Wild Nature

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Initial upmarsey revoked after reading the post, delete your comment or face further sanctions from the rdrama General Assembly.

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Keep yourself safe

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Thanks for the read, Dr. Corbett.

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This is actually great drama but I'm left UNSATISFIED by not knowing the motive. I need the motive both for lying and for coming clean. Get it for me OP. :marseykyle:

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Good thing we didn't have to put up with the FDA's autism for the coof vaccine.

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Safety is for kitties


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I'm surprised they got caught for misreported data. It's actually incredibly common in this industry. They misreport to get more funding in the hopes of making that data a reality so they can claim it wasn't a misreport down the line. Typically they have a university do the research because they get less flak for bad data (as in basically no one ever gets arrested or reprimanded for bullshit data when it comes from universities). Even when universities do get caught for blatant misrepresentation of data, it quickly gets covered up by the universities secret science police because it would affect the inflow of money for all their other research.

Anyway, is this a good time to buy the dip?

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The start up cycle

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Anyway, is this a good time to buy the dip?

Monkey dartboard is at an all time high.

But yeah ever since the Ioannidis findings you can just assume like all efficacy is probably 10-15% bullshit which when taken in context would still include most positive publication results. I'm still dumbfounded myself that institutions/universities that do studies with tax-payer money are not publicly available lol

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Good little write-up. I wonder what the good doctor is up to now...

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Thanks for the effort post trapspotter! Love obscure dramatardation like this

It feels like I'm reading /r/HobbyDrama, except it's not colonized by cute twink SRDines.

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Yay! Cancer victims and nuerodegens deserve it!

:#marseywholesome: :#marseyjam:

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What a bastard. Lmfao.

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In unrelated news, HEY GUYS I found the rdrama account of Grant Corbett, Ph.D

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In closing, I hope you enjoyed this story and learned something.

I didn’t and didn’t.

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Wrong

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Sister suffers from SXN; not fun stuff. Found out when she just turned 20. Never felt more depressed and willing to give myself for someones betterment than before however i know thats r-slurred and wont work so im just trying to be around and as helpful for as long as her time lets me.

The fact that it seems the research for this disease was a fricking con really grinds my gears and makes me want to commit acts of hugs.

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I unironically know someone that works there.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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works there

you might need to get an update lol

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Na, apparently she works in one of the other departments. It's an old friend of my girlfriend so I only kind of know her.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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this is like 1 minute of reading. How is that a longpost? rdrama is r-slurred.

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stopped reading at livejournal

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I get it, you're more of a WordPress blog person. Thanks for clicking! :marseylove:

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Based, more niche drama is always welcome

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good post

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Interesting stuff. Good thread.

!slots120

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Our story is long (not really though). If your immediate response is to go to the comments and say "I'm not reading that", this post wasn't made for you sweetie, go find yourself some nice drama elsewhere.

I'm not here to read drama, I'm here to look at the titles

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!blackjack100

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great post

@ZombieWolf this is a good one

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:marseyagree:

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Seems this kind of thing happens often enough. There was a new allergy relief med that I’d been following (was advertised as a vaccine against being allergic to animal dander) that was really promising looking… because the lead researchers totally lied about it’s effectiveness.

I guess theres a lot of pressure to fudge numbers when so many people have invested millions in your new drug.


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I wonder whether it's possible that one of the big pharma companies is developing a medication for this particular disease and the good Dr. Corbett will receive a lucrative consulting sinecure at some point in the future. :marseyhmm:

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!blackjack100

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!blackjack316

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Oh hey, cool. A giant wall of text that I have no intention of reading.

:marseyneat:

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the FDA...is as neurodivergent as they come and will sink your shit for the tiniest problem

:marseyeyeroll: i fricking wish

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:#marseycia:

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Darn I finally read this entire thing. Good post!

:wolfthumbsup:

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Pharma bros don't just make medicines, they also manufacture drama!

Does anybody remember when Martin Shrekeli (sp) visited /r/drama to brag about how smart he was, and everybody was like "shut your mouth, talk only to your lawyer." And of COURSE he didn't listen.

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So, this guy falsified test results, and bailed (potentially) because he couldn't get it past his conscience. Then he came out and said "yeah I did it," and the company went under because it is too late for them to pull out?

What a ride that was.

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Pharma bros wya. I made a killing on ANVS!

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How far away are we from using crispr to cure this shit? Gene editing ought to be a solved problem by now.

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