EFFORTPOST [Effort Post] Want to know what it's like to live with Laurelai Bailey? Here's a pastebin from someone who lived with her circa 2012

It's full of gems and fulfils basically every stereotype of terminal online trans people.

For starters, she abandoned her kids in Iowa with her ex-wife who she bragged about how she slept with just before she left even though her ex-wife had a new boyfriend. She also bragged a lot about her she pimped out her wife -- which is public record, but still, that's fricko. She liked to talk massive shit about her kids and how they drove her nuts and couldn't stand them, then subsequently get pesudo-angry when anyone called her out on it. Yeah.

abandoning children, check. Abusive past relationship, check

Something Laurelai markets as a point of pride is the fact she is a massive social engineer... Since her cigarette addiction, well, costs a lot of money (she will tell you she smokes a pack a day -- a more realistic number is around 4), she had to get smokes from somewhere. She used to take them from the people who had the least: my family (a very low income family, which houses 5 of my siblings), random bums on the street (yes, she took cigarettes from bums), and random people in parking lots who were people I wouldn't want to interact wth normally.

Huge ego, check. Addictive personality, check. Self-centered, check.

Here's the even more despicable part: she used to engineer food from people by claiming we didn't feed her. This is all bullshit.

False claims of abusive living situations, check.

She was VERY insistent on privacy, which is cool and all, but apparently even peeking my mouth into a doorway to tell someone food is ready because they aren't listening is an egregious privacy violation... She would then storm out of the room naked (picture a short, ugly 30 year old transwoman who is quite overweight and has a really tiny peepee) screaming at me to knock or "else." Yes, in my own house, she had the gaul to get in my face because I told her friend she had food.

Short tempered, check. Rages when lies are exposed, check. also just lmao at that mental image

She also tried to break up me and my boyfriend on numerous occasions by starting really bad fights and setting us by the ears.

always fricking with others' relationships, check

She also liked to claim she was deeply involved in OWS and claimed she was in NYC several times. She tried to claim Occupy Tulsa was not run by hipsters or hijacked by out of towners -- both of which I witnessed first hand.

Poser, check.

She especially likes to use the trans thing as a bargaining chip in arguments. If I ever hear the words "cisgender piece of shit" again in my life I will blow a fuse or two.

you already knew this was coming.

Also, her drama from Reddit kept spreading to my IRL social circles. I know a Reddit administrator who warned me in fact that people were witch-hunting us and threatening to burn our house down (which isn't surprising given our part of Oklahoma has a large gay community that felt marginalised in /r/lgbt and a LOT of them are seriously fricking scary).

Cannot separate the Internet & relality, check. knows reddit admins, check. Hated by LBG, check.

She also has a serious internet addiction problem. We got her a company laptop

Terminally online, check.

One thing Laurelai did once was bring her friend (who was a hooker -- not even kidding) from Colorado here to our house and smoke PCP-laced weed... Her friend brought a giant German Shepherd. Now, we have this old Savannah cat named Notch... Cujo as I affectionately referred to him as was attacked several times by this unauthorised dog who just thought it was ok to do that.

Complete degen, check. Associates with others with 0 social skills, check.

Laurelai stayed with us for 24 hours before running off to Arkansas. What triggered the running? Well, her phone started working out of the blue -- not even kidding. It just started working again for no apparent reason, being able to make calls and everything. She told us that she was apparently wanted for testimony by the US Marshalls.

Various legal troubles, check.

All I can say is, if Laurelai ever says anything, take it with a grain of salt, and good riddance to the b-word.

Hated by past associates, check.