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Ew he has foodie as a description๐คฎ
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Dude is mentally obese and it shows
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Absolutely deserved to get dunked on by a foid
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The guy has a decent looking face, yes he's a bit overweight, but nothing compared to the amount of obese foids out there that expect a chad. These foids really have a self inflated self ego of their own attractiveness.
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L fatties
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Lmao, 6'4" 120kg is not even fat by burger standards
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I mean, I guess I'd go on the date and just not go on the second one if I was that foid, but yeah. You gotta know if you're fat you have to date other fatties probably
No skinny/fit person wants to poke your sweaty folds or get DJ Khaled'd
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I like how in every video he posts with his wife, she is super pissed and berates him
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Why bother trying to argue with someone who doesnโt wanna date you
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shame the fatty so he might improve himself.
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No I mean the guy, why be like โbut you saw my pics!!!โ Just stop eating and move on
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probably foid logic, wanting closure. He might be an uncracked egg
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Based queen ๐
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I want to meet the foid who said that if she's real. She's a keeper
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How can one woman be so based?
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Snapshots:
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Lol come on dude. Don't pretend you weren't excited about having a chance with a hottie.
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Matching with fat people who make this face only to never show up and send messages roasting the frick out of them is a public service.
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male house sparrow
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IRL
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If he lost the weight and got his ears pinned back, he would be a total fricking unstoppable Chad. I see this message exchange as a story of hope. He can rise from the ashes like a phoenix.
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Why don't you go date him then?
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Fr. Don't waste being 6'4 by being a total slob otherwise. I doubt that will happen though. Men have this weird innate obliviousness about how they are perceived by other people which leads to them thinking they're more attractive than they are.
He'll say she's just a b-word and move on to someone else that doesn't care he doesn't take care of himself.
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If she actually looks like her picture, yeah insecurity, I'm sure that's it. But that's the first sign something was off even if redditors are cowards too scared to point it out. Chicks who look like that and pose like that don't start talking to scrotes with pics like OPs.
And he does look 35. Hipster beards tend to do that.
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Nah, more like 27-28. At 35 he'd have a receding hairline at the very least.
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Like milk.
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If you are that fat and unwilling to get fit, the only option is to take the SECpill, shave the beard, wear hick-butt clothes, be a massive alcoholic, and somehow just slay puss
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He can't shave the beard until he loses weight. One of the reasons you always see fatties with bead is because it hides how fat their face looks. He probably has a triple chin
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Yeah, go to the south, it's guys who look like thumbs and live off of bbq sandos, whisky and Copenhagen long cut, and they all are expert hog riders porking at least 5 new fat girls a month (they always meet them at the bar on game day)
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anyone that talks about their beard is a hot cheeto flamboyant cute twink
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still getting thirsted over in the comments. this soy chugging lardass r-slur gets far more and better guss than i could ever dream of
frick frick i hate life frick this gay earth
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Have you considered taking a shower?
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Is it legal to date mental r-slurs?
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If he lost 75 pounds he'd probably be a solid 6 or 7
The main problem is he's an emotional soy who runs to reddit with his problems so even if he lost weight he won't have a personality
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Hes already hot, foids have absolute shit taste
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Lmao when someone puts a photo on a dating site it's typically the best ones of them they have:
Lmao. Let me flex in front of this CR-V in a sketchy unpaved lot with no shirt, my gut hanging out, and pants that are 3 sizes too small
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I thought that was an ugly tan T shirt. This is even worse lmao
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"Less than a kilometer away" - Could probably spot him from 10km away
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Had an '04 CRV. Loved that thing. Went through the two worst drivers I know and only died after like 14 years and 230k miles.
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6โ4 european, this fat frick still mogs me to death
i relate to elliot more than any other person
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He looks pretty good overall but thatโs a lotta gut for 22
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burgers are something else
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This is New Zealand and Angus is a Scottish name
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A little too close to anus.
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What is with that shirt? He looks r-slurred.
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how is that guy only 120kg? I'm 120kg and 6'2 and I dont look as fat as him
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you're cute tho
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Heโs probably lying
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The worst part is he would look fine if he just stopped shovelling chow mein lunch specials and breakfast burritos down his hole for like 2 months and did a little cardio and 2 days a week of fundamental lifts. Like wtf, instead you have the gut of shame kn your tinder?
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And yet it apparently impressed a foid.
How do you not see he's fat from that photo, idk what the redditors saying he was hiding it are looking at.
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Thereโs a good chance this is just some troll who made a fake account to mess with guys.
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They're redditors, they're all fat as shit and have no idea what normal weight looks like. That said, I have no idea how she didn't see him as fat either.
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Probably didnโt go through all his pictures because swiping is literally a second long affair
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30% of Americans are obese. It's not much different across many Western countries.
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42% as of 2018
Outside the Anglosphere, no Western country comes close, most are around half that (which is already way too much)
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Yea but anglos are the only countries that matter so
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Leprechaunland, South China and the one not on the map don't matter. Leafs get a pass because of their inevitable annexation but otherwise they're useless too.
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That dude is a gay 8 at least. This is why i want them to find the gay gene. So that all men can finally have it injected in them and be free forever from foid nonsense.
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Found the straggot.
OUT!
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