TL;DR: GROOMERCORDCELS ARE LAME AND GAY AND ALSO CARP IS RIGHT ABOUT JOURNOS
CW: GROOMERCORD DRAMA, META DRAMA, SURPLUS AUTISM
OP image graciously provided by @Gandalf-the-Whey.
This is a followup post to @TracingWoodgrains' story of the events here, except with the juicy leaks included and not just a wall of
Since Trace pretty much detailed the whole thing for me already, I'll mainly be focusing on the behind-the-scenes stuff and the juicy inside leaks that he unfortunately failed to deliver.
THE GHOSTENING
A few days ago I was DM'd a Groomercord server invite from @Jackal AKA @TracingWoodgrains, who supposedly set up a safe space for all the drama-adjacent furry degenerates that currently plague the site. I declined of course, since I'm not a furry and I assumed this was some sort of doxing or grooming attempt by our local journo friend using the CNN playbook.
Skipping to yesterday, I had the dastardly plan of ghost awarding Jackal's weekly furry thread in hopes of disrupting the meta furry circlejerking and co-opting of the site. They didn't exactly respond well to this, and responded by bitching to Carp to get ghost awards nerfed and/or removed entirely so they could continue to namestrag and attention-whore while posting their weird fetish porn. Unfortunately Carp being the closet furry he is, kowtowed to the pressure and offered up a sitewide poll to determine the fate of ghost awards. When the voting didn't go his way however, Carp decided to then print off a frickton of ghost awards and plaster the whole site with them in hopes of causing a large annoyance, before opening up a second poll in hopes that his tomfoolery would be able to swing the vote in the furries' favor this time around - which in the end still ended with a plurality of users wanting to leave ghost awards unchanged. I'm sure the majority of you were around to see all this for yourself though.
THE INNER FURCLE
Whilst this big shitshow was going down however, I recalled the Groomercord invite that Jackal had sent me prior and realized they must have been coordinating their plans in there. Out of curiosity, I shot Jackal a reply asking for a new invite since the old one had expired - unsurprisingly, I was told that I was suddenly no longer welcome to see what secrets were waiting within, and he used two rather strange and flimsy excuses to why: one that I'm apparently a dangerous potential dox-sperg now because I happen to have a Kiwifarms account like the majority of dramatards, and two because I had previously banned one of their members from rdrama for a week for posting porn of an "aged up" version of the child-coded furry videogame character Ralsei.
This is the character in question for reference - I've been asked to keep a neutral stance on this topic, so it's up to the denizens of rdrama if you think this act constitutes as libertarianism or not.
Not to be dissuaded however, I was easily able to bribe one of the more impressionable furtwinks in their ranks to provide me screenshots of the hot gossip going on in their secret grooming circle, with a promise of disgusting erotic furry roleplay in return which was left unfulfilled. What I discovered will (not) shock you!
THE LEAKS (AKA THE JUICY BIT)
So it turns out I truly live rent-free in the minds of every furry dramatard that somehow found their way here. They had been talking about me non-stop for hours and were devising different gay-ops in hopes of getting me demopped/evicted from the site, all because I ghosted awarded their gay little circlejerk thread. Little did they know I tend to have a talent for getting into private groomercord cliques and proceeding to leak all their r-slurred nonsense.
Note: I've decided to omit a bunch of typical furry coomer garbage, as while it's disgusting, it's the same shit you'll find in any run-of-the-mill gay furry groomercord.
Conspiring about the mass ghosting which occurred yesterday:
There was also plenty of gossip about yours truly, and their paranoia slowly began to bounce off each other until they started to convince themselves that I'm a deranged serial killing doxer that was ready to swat them all at a moment's notice. Rude!
Eventually this schizo paranoia culminated in our mildly neurodivergent friend @Suicidal_Tendies attempting to coordinate a gay-op where tried to convince a bunch of furries to paypig, in hopes of then pressuring Carp/Aevann to revoke my mop and get me removed from rdrama. It's a shame this plan fell through, because it would've been funny to let them all hand over their neetbux to the site first before getting told to kick rocks and having all their shit leaked afterward.
THE FALLOUT
After compiling screenshots for a couple of hours, my lurking PoC acquaintance @SneedCityUSA - whom I had been watching this unfold with - decided he wanted in on the action. He used the 67000 dramacoin generously gifted to him through reparations to start grass awarding the main culprits of the furcel conspiracy, including messages about the server's intimate happenings in the process which gave away the game that there was an imposter among them.
Predictably, the whole server rapidly descended into seething, paranoia and infighting.
Eventually they decided @of_blood_and_salt was the most sussy and kicked him from the server, which unfortunately meant I could no longer collect any more screenshots to show here.
At this point though I was already getting bored of this pathetic groomercordcel nonsense and just sent the server invite to Carp, where he found out all his furry-friends were shit-talking him behind his back whilst at the same time begging for his help against the ghost awardings.
THE HALL OF SHAME
@Jackal REKT
@TracingWoodgrains DOUBLY REKT
@Soren REKT
@Jaukea REKT
@SparkBrave REKT
@of_blood_and_salt REKT
@Corvus REKT
@Suicidal_Tendies REKT
@Lycanroc REKT
@ThreeLetterAgent REKT
@adiosamigo REKT
Thanks for playing!
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Greetings Marco! I was just wondering why I was pinged in this post for being "REKT." I was looking at the images, and there seemed to be an account also named Soren; I wanted to tell you that the groomercord account "Soren" is not me. Just clearing some things up, so I can keep my good name!
PS. What does "REKT" mean?
Good furry hunting,
Soren
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REKT
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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what
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If that's not you, then who is it, and why did they think they'd be outted right away?
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No idea who it is.
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Soren is marseyismywaifus alt I think donβt quote me girl kek Aevann would know tho
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FRICK YOU I AM NOT!!!! EVEN IF ONE OF US WOULD BE AN ALT IT WOULD BE HIM, I MADE MY ACCOUNT 24 DAYS BEFORE HE DID, KEEP YOURSELF SAFE NOW
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You got banned
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pls lean close to your computer as you scream it gets me
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MIMW and I are nothing alike:
He is neurodivergent, I am a charming super genius.
He loves Marsey, I love ZombieWolf
He gets angry easily, I am level headed
He made his account on the 28th of July, I made mine on the 4th
He has more DC, why would an alt have more DC than the main?
that is really all I can think of right now
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You betta not frick with my b-word Ms Penny.
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I don't know what you are trying to say in this post.
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The foids on this site are tight knit, cheif. You better watch out.
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this is taken wholly out of context.
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What's the context, hon?
Speaking of alts you do have your name in a different colour as a flair just like the "person" that abused my flair.
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i been called functionally illiterate today bb but even I know that it donβt matter when you make an alt dumbfrick
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you know what, you are blocked you fricking chud.
edit: oh
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blocking is for losers bb ππΎββοΈ
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As I said with the previous reply, Marsey is triggering to me, please use Zwolfie in your replies. Thank you in advance.
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Please stop.
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Golden K!
!blackjack250
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!blackjack250
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Gold K witnessed!
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I was waiting for someone to soyjack reply
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Could you please use zombie wolf while replying to me? Yeah thanks...
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Who are you?
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They call me flairmaster.
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!slots100
Your fortune: Excellent Luck
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This was actually pretty lame @Marco
You couldn't find any good drama.
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Furries not seing a p-do in their ranks being wrong
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He wasn't a p-do though. Marco just wrote a hit piece to make the hysterical furries even more drama worthy.
The art in question looked like a 20 something goat furry. Marco just neurodivergentally knew the art was of a character that is canonically younger in game.
If he was a p-do I would have threw him under the bus immediately. I have a pretty long history of agreeing with Marco on this stuff.
The only drama here is a bunch of r-slurs getting spooked by Marco.
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Add pet fiddlers to the bus list too and we're fine
Seeing some furtards getting schizo about marco IS fun
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Any dog frickers get executed immediately.
All the furry dramanauts are substance abusers(Me included) so there was lots of drug fueled paranoia among the ranks
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I slow down for a few weeks and now this place feels as straggy as reddit.
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Oh man THE Marco???
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the one thing Iβll say contra Marcoβs narrative here is that the picture he made one dude flip out about was very obviously an adultβs body type and in terms of style looked more like the dad of the char in that pic than anything.
Iβm strictly against any libertarian rubbish and think people should stay very well clear of any lines there, but Iβm also not wild about Marcoβs interest in representing a dude as a libertarian for posting adult-aged art.
he also didnβt include the mtg card story which is a funnier leak than anything in here tbh. Lost potential
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what the frick is the point of looking at porn of a child character that's been "aged up" if not to look at porn of a child character in a "socially acceptable" manner. google boobs get ten billion results furstrag
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Because some coomers don't like characters portrayed as minors??
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so don't look at porn of them???
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Right. They aren't looking at pics of underaged characters. What's your point? Are you mad that they aren't looking at underaged images?
At this point, I don't understand what you're trying to say.
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lmao. Pin this.
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@Marco the groomercord version is better because I could properly reveal there that it was on a Mormon mission
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soakers
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lol i grew up in utah and never heard of this until it became a meme among non-mormons
i'm not gonna say literally nobody does it b/c there's always someone crazy but it's not a thing among mormons in any non-meme way
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sounds like what a jumper would say
lmao once jumping was added I knew it had to be fake but at first..
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lol thanks for reminding me of jumping; I'd forgotten people talk about that one
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self important "I'm totally not a furry it was all just an epic troll giez!" the longpost
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He's still hanging with us in the groomercord lol
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you replied in 15 seconds lmao touch grass furry
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You're wrong beyond 2 weeks
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Lol r-slur
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200th comment
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None of you people in the house furry invited me to your shadow cabal. I thought we were friends. Frick them.
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Ha-ha, f-funny joke, this site isn't actually full of neuro divergent crazies, i-it's all pretend, right?
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Based, and people who jack off to grown up versions of child characters still deserve to be shot and killed.
!blackjack100
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This is genuinely amazing content.
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Wow, everyone here should kill themselves
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