TL;DR: GROOMERCORDCELS ARE LAME AND GAY AND ALSO CARP IS RIGHT ABOUT JOURNOS
CW: GROOMERCORD DRAMA, META DRAMA, SURPLUS AUTISM
OP image graciously provided by @Gandalf-the-Whey.
This is a followup post to @TracingWoodgrains' story of the events here, except with the juicy leaks included and not just a wall of
Since Trace pretty much detailed the whole thing for me already, I'll mainly be focusing on the behind-the-scenes stuff and the juicy inside leaks that he unfortunately failed to deliver.
THE GHOSTENING
A few days ago I was DM'd a Groomercord server invite from @Jackal AKA @TracingWoodgrains, who supposedly set up a safe space for all the drama-adjacent furry degenerates that currently plague the site. I declined of course, since I'm not a furry and I assumed this was some sort of doxing or grooming attempt by our local journo friend using the CNN playbook.
Skipping to yesterday, I had the dastardly plan of ghost awarding Jackal's weekly furry thread in hopes of disrupting the meta furry circlejerking and co-opting of the site. They didn't exactly respond well to this, and responded by bitching to Carp to get ghost awards nerfed and/or removed entirely so they could continue to namestrag and attention-whore while posting their weird fetish porn. Unfortunately Carp being the closet furry he is, kowtowed to the pressure and offered up a sitewide poll to determine the fate of ghost awards. When the voting didn't go his way however, Carp decided to then print off a frickton of ghost awards and plaster the whole site with them in hopes of causing a large annoyance, before opening up a second poll in hopes that his tomfoolery would be able to swing the vote in the furries' favor this time around - which in the end still ended with a plurality of users wanting to leave ghost awards unchanged. I'm sure the majority of you were around to see all this for yourself though.
THE INNER FURCLE
Whilst this big shitshow was going down however, I recalled the Groomercord invite that Jackal had sent me prior and realized they must have been coordinating their plans in there. Out of curiosity, I shot Jackal a reply asking for a new invite since the old one had expired - unsurprisingly, I was told that I was suddenly no longer welcome to see what secrets were waiting within, and he used two rather strange and flimsy excuses to why: one that I'm apparently a dangerous potential dox-sperg now because I happen to have a Kiwifarms account like the majority of dramatards, and two because I had previously banned one of their members from rdrama for a week for posting porn of an "aged up" version of the child-coded furry videogame character Ralsei.
This is the character in question for reference - I've been asked to keep a neutral stance on this topic, so it's up to the denizens of rdrama if you think this act constitutes as libertarianism or not.
Not to be dissuaded however, I was easily able to bribe one of the more impressionable furtwinks in their ranks to provide me screenshots of the hot gossip going on in their secret grooming circle, with a promise of disgusting erotic furry roleplay in return which was left unfulfilled. What I discovered will (not) shock you!
THE LEAKS (AKA THE JUICY BIT)
So it turns out I truly live rent-free in the minds of every furry dramatard that somehow found their way here. They had been talking about me non-stop for hours and were devising different gay-ops in hopes of getting me demopped/evicted from the site, all because I ghosted awarded their gay little circlejerk thread. Little did they know I tend to have a talent for getting into private groomercord cliques and proceeding to leak all their r-slurred nonsense.
Note: I've decided to omit a bunch of typical furry coomer garbage, as while it's disgusting, it's the same shit you'll find in any run-of-the-mill gay furry groomercord.
Conspiring about the mass ghosting which occurred yesterday:
There was also plenty of gossip about yours truly, and their paranoia slowly began to bounce off each other until they started to convince themselves that I'm a deranged serial killing doxer that was ready to swat them all at a moment's notice. Rude!
Eventually this schizo paranoia culminated in our mildly neurodivergent friend @Suicidal_Tendies attempting to coordinate a gay-op where tried to convince a bunch of furries to paypig, in hopes of then pressuring Carp/Aevann to revoke my mop and get me removed from rdrama. It's a shame this plan fell through, because it would've been funny to let them all hand over their neetbux to the site first before getting told to kick rocks and having all their shit leaked afterward.
THE FALLOUT
After compiling screenshots for a couple of hours, my lurking PoC acquaintance @SneedCityUSA - whom I had been watching this unfold with - decided he wanted in on the action. He used the 67000 dramacoin generously gifted to him through reparations to start grass awarding the main culprits of the furcel conspiracy, including messages about the server's intimate happenings in the process which gave away the game that there was an imposter among them.
Predictably, the whole server rapidly descended into seething, paranoia and infighting.
Eventually they decided @of_blood_and_salt was the most sussy and kicked him from the server, which unfortunately meant I could no longer collect any more screenshots to show here.
At this point though I was already getting bored of this pathetic groomercordcel nonsense and just sent the server invite to Carp, where he found out all his furry-friends were shit-talking him behind his back whilst at the same time begging for his help against the ghost awardings.
THE HALL OF SHAME
@Jackal REKT
@TracingWoodgrains DOUBLY REKT
@Soren REKT
@Jaukea REKT
@SparkBrave REKT
@of_blood_and_salt REKT
@Corvus REKT
@Suicidal_Tendies REKT
@Lycanroc REKT
@ThreeLetterAgent REKT
@adiosamigo REKT
Thanks for playing!
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wrong soren lol
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who is the real soren? I just want to talk.
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Snapshots:
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Snappy knew the ghost was coming!
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This is raw, unadulterated cute twinkry.
Furries need to be put in camps.
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no we're saving literal children by larping as the Punisher in rdrama.net, chud
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Wow, everyone here should kill themselves
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This needs to be un-ghost awarded now, for drama
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this is unchecked power no user should be able to do this. Jannycide before furrycide
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This is genuinely amazing content.
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haha groomercord drama haha so funny
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self important "I'm totally not a furry it was all just an epic troll giez!" the longpost
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you replied in 15 seconds lmao touch grass furry
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He's still hanging with us in the groomercord lol
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This "house" bullshit. Furries are as bad as the loud s who insist that you celebrate them and subject you to their narcissism all the time.
I'm aboutta start House Boomer. When this rarted shit happens, we just show up with a shotgun to say, "Get off my lawn."
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I just wanna grill for god's sakes, or whatever the internet shitpost equivalent of grilling is.
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Hi Wiz
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Nope.
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Darn lol, he's said the exact same thing before
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Same OS.
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He can be in House Boomer.
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Can I come?
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Do you have a bad attitude, beer, barbeque and a shotgun?
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I don't have a shotgun but I have other guns
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Good enough.
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God could you imagine if wiz was intervention
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That would mean you've seen her peepee pics lol
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I'll join House Boomer. I was reminiscing about the good old days before I even graduated from high school.
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Real talk
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LOOK GARY THERE I AM
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Iβm not sure if you noticed the erect peepees and precum but this is just someoneβs fetish art. Pretty hot ngl gonna lie
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Oh yeah well I'm not suer if youve noticed bbut braaaaaaaaaaap
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smh not marked as 18+
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imma bring this out again
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Why did I get grassed, Im not even a furry (unlike you)
@SneedCityUSA
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legit i accidentally grassed the wrong person (you), was trying to grass a commenter
idk how to use the ui
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Maybe if you ask Aevann nicely he will also grass the commenter
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I am a furry and didnβt get grassed lmao
-AltAccountUmbreon
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It's because Marco loves you
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Furries? More like forrealaretheseguysallaustistic? Dude bussy lmaaaaayo.
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To everone involved plus the strag that ghosted this thread
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Furmen BTFO
also "aged up" shit sounds like a major libertarian cope.
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Like if you didn't know who the character was like how would you know.
The fact is @Marco new that furry characters supposed age instantly. Very sus
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The art in question looked like a 20 something adult character.
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None of you people in the house furry invited me to your shadow cabal. I thought we were friends. Frick them.
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Based, and people who jack off to grown up versions of child characters still deserve to be shot and killed.
!blackjack100
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Holy shit Iβm about to unironically leave rdrama
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he will return within twelve hours
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I thought this site was full of people pretending to be crazy. Slowing I'm realizing that's not the case.
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Like 80% of users admitting they have substance abuse issues is really telling, lol.
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Fricking bluelight all over again
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Don't forget gambling problems!
Both in my case.
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that counts addy boy,
t. alcohol gang
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Smh Iβll have you know only a few of my alters are neurodivergent
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Cope more stragglet, we have the admins on our side.
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no bb pls don't
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adios
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legit considering it, I thought we were anti p-do
if carp is getting mad because he's trying to protect a bunch of furries who protect some dude who jacks off to 'unironically 6000 years old lol' shit...
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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what?
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Art was posted of an adult looking goat furry femboy that was apparently an aged up art of the character Marco mentioned.
Marco initially banned the offender but later unbanned him. The sus part is Marco had some magic knowledge of the furry goats canonical age.
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is the furry goat a game character or something?
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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Undertale, I actually never played it because Tumblr wouldn't shut up about it. So I couldn't tell you much about it.
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Wrong.
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idk, i only skimmed it
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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Remember when I was banned and slandered for leaking that Carp pinned images of a minor's balls to the front of rdrama? And that the user who submitted the image of his balls publicly admitted he was a minor beforehand? And how the entire top admin team worked to cover it up?
Or how the admins refused to ban self-admitted p-do knownbyanyothername?
Really makes you think.
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@carpathianflorist is this true?
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