TL;DR: GROOMERCORDCELS ARE LAME AND GAY AND ALSO CARP IS RIGHT ABOUT JOURNOS
CW: GROOMERCORD DRAMA, META DRAMA, SURPLUS AUTISM
OP image graciously provided by @Gandalf-the-Whey.
This is a followup post to @TracingWoodgrains' story of the events here, except with the juicy leaks included and not just a wall of
Since Trace pretty much detailed the whole thing for me already, I'll mainly be focusing on the behind-the-scenes stuff and the juicy inside leaks that he unfortunately failed to deliver.
THE GHOSTENING
A few days ago I was DM'd a Groomercord server invite from @Jackal AKA @TracingWoodgrains, who supposedly set up a safe space for all the drama-adjacent furry degenerates that currently plague the site. I declined of course, since I'm not a furry and I assumed this was some sort of doxing or grooming attempt by our local journo friend using the CNN playbook.
Skipping to yesterday, I had the dastardly plan of ghost awarding Jackal's weekly furry thread in hopes of disrupting the meta furry circlejerking and co-opting of the site. They didn't exactly respond well to this, and responded by bitching to Carp to get ghost awards nerfed and/or removed entirely so they could continue to namestrag and attention-whore while posting their weird fetish porn. Unfortunately Carp being the closet furry he is, kowtowed to the pressure and offered up a sitewide poll to determine the fate of ghost awards. When the voting didn't go his way however, Carp decided to then print off a frickton of ghost awards and plaster the whole site with them in hopes of causing a large annoyance, before opening up a second poll in hopes that his tomfoolery would be able to swing the vote in the furries' favor this time around - which in the end still ended with a plurality of users wanting to leave ghost awards unchanged. I'm sure the majority of you were around to see all this for yourself though.
THE INNER FURCLE
Whilst this big shitshow was going down however, I recalled the Groomercord invite that Jackal had sent me prior and realized they must have been coordinating their plans in there. Out of curiosity, I shot Jackal a reply asking for a new invite since the old one had expired - unsurprisingly, I was told that I was suddenly no longer welcome to see what secrets were waiting within, and he used two rather strange and flimsy excuses to why: one that I'm apparently a dangerous potential dox-sperg now because I happen to have a Kiwifarms account like the majority of dramatards, and two because I had previously banned one of their members from rdrama for a week for posting porn of an "aged up" version of the child-coded furry videogame character Ralsei.
This is the character in question for reference - I've been asked to keep a neutral stance on this topic, so it's up to the denizens of rdrama if you think this act constitutes as libertarianism or not.
Not to be dissuaded however, I was easily able to bribe one of the more impressionable furtwinks in their ranks to provide me screenshots of the hot gossip going on in their secret grooming circle, with a promise of disgusting erotic furry roleplay in return which was left unfulfilled. What I discovered will (not) shock you!
THE LEAKS (AKA THE JUICY BIT)
So it turns out I truly live rent-free in the minds of every furry dramatard that somehow found their way here. They had been talking about me non-stop for hours and were devising different gay-ops in hopes of getting me demopped/evicted from the site, all because I ghosted awarded their gay little circlejerk thread. Little did they know I tend to have a talent for getting into private groomercord cliques and proceeding to leak all their r-slurred nonsense.
Note: I've decided to omit a bunch of typical furry coomer garbage, as while it's disgusting, it's the same shit you'll find in any run-of-the-mill gay furry groomercord.
Conspiring about the mass ghosting which occurred yesterday:
There was also plenty of gossip about yours truly, and their paranoia slowly began to bounce off each other until they started to convince themselves that I'm a deranged serial killing doxer that was ready to swat them all at a moment's notice. Rude!
Eventually this schizo paranoia culminated in our mildly neurodivergent friend @Suicidal_Tendies attempting to coordinate a gay-op where tried to convince a bunch of furries to paypig, in hopes of then pressuring Carp/Aevann to revoke my mop and get me removed from rdrama. It's a shame this plan fell through, because it would've been funny to let them all hand over their neetbux to the site first before getting told to kick rocks and having all their shit leaked afterward.
THE FALLOUT
After compiling screenshots for a couple of hours, my lurking PoC acquaintance @SneedCityUSA - whom I had been watching this unfold with - decided he wanted in on the action. He used the 67000 dramacoin generously gifted to him through reparations to start grass awarding the main culprits of the furcel conspiracy, including messages about the server's intimate happenings in the process which gave away the game that there was an imposter among them.
Predictably, the whole server rapidly descended into seething, paranoia and infighting.
Eventually they decided @of_blood_and_salt was the most sussy and kicked him from the server, which unfortunately meant I could no longer collect any more screenshots to show here.
At this point though I was already getting bored of this pathetic groomercordcel nonsense and just sent the server invite to Carp, where he found out all his furry-friends were shit-talking him behind his back whilst at the same time begging for his help against the ghost awardings.
THE HALL OF SHAME
@Jackal REKT
@TracingWoodgrains DOUBLY REKT
@Soren REKT
@Jaukea REKT
@SparkBrave REKT
@of_blood_and_salt REKT
@Corvus REKT
@Suicidal_Tendies REKT
@Lycanroc REKT
@ThreeLetterAgent REKT
@adiosamigo REKT
Thanks for playing!
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!metashit this is your daily reminder to kill all furries
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u really link us to a 1yo thread !metashit this is getting out of hand
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Yes the ping group didn't exist when this was made
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I see you also checked his profile for a drammy draft
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I slow down for a few weeks and now this place feels as straggy as reddit.
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Oh man THE Marco???
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Ha-ha, f-funny joke, this site isn't actually full of neuro divergent crazies, i-it's all pretend, right?
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Based, and people who jack off to grown up versions of child characters still deserve to be shot and killed.
!blackjack100
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I love to see @Soren getting dunked for no reason at all. But being his parental supervisor you got the wrong one.
You see, the one you got is a massive strag. My Soren is a charming super genius!
Here is his Groomercord appearance
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This is raw, unadulterated cute twinkry.
Furries need to be put in camps.
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This is genuinely amazing content.
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Wow, everyone here should kill themselves
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200th comment
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I canβt read but thatβs a lot of pictures very good post!
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Why do they hate you so much
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Once again I win by steering clear of fandom bs
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Could it be that you're even worse offender than the usual furry?
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I don't want to know the answer to this question
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The ghost drama was so forced I was convinced carp or another gigajannie got ghost trolled. It definitely reeked of "look guise the ghost award is so toxic can you please be annoyed so it gets removed"
But the actual story behind it was even more r-slurred. I fricking hate furries
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Lol r-slur
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@of_blood_and_salt
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Thanks for neutralizing this attempted rdrama furry coup
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he invited them here in the first place i think
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Honestly I was kind regretting joining because there wasnβt nearly as much seething as he promised we would cause, this makes up for it in part though
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if all you want is seethe you could have just DM'd him in twitter since he seems to be the source of %90 of the seethe
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So many respectable users outed as unironic furries.
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where
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Furmen BTFO
also "aged up" shit sounds like a major libertarian cope.
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Like if you didn't know who the character was like how would you know.
The fact is @Marco new that furry characters supposed age instantly. Very sus
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The art in question looked like a 20 something adult character.
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the one thing Iβll say contra Marcoβs narrative here is that the picture he made one dude flip out about was very obviously an adultβs body type and in terms of style looked more like the dad of the char in that pic than anything.
Iβm strictly against any libertarian rubbish and think people should stay very well clear of any lines there, but Iβm also not wild about Marcoβs interest in representing a dude as a libertarian for posting adult-aged art.
he also didnβt include the mtg card story which is a funnier leak than anything in here tbh. Lost potential
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what the frick is the point of looking at porn of a child character that's been "aged up" if not to look at porn of a child character in a "socially acceptable" manner. google boobs get ten billion results furstrag
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Because some coomers don't like characters portrayed as minors??
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so don't look at porn of them???
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Right. They aren't looking at pics of underaged characters. What's your point? Are you mad that they aren't looking at underaged images?
At this point, I don't understand what you're trying to say.
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lmao. Pin this.
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@Marco the groomercord version is better because I could properly reveal there that it was on a Mormon mission
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soakers
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lol i grew up in utah and never heard of this until it became a meme among non-mormons
i'm not gonna say literally nobody does it b/c there's always someone crazy but it's not a thing among mormons in any non-meme way
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sounds like what a jumper would say
lmao once jumping was added I knew it had to be fake but at first..
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lol thanks for reminding me of jumping; I'd forgotten people talk about that one
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I don't normally like groomercord garbage but I'll put that aside b cause dunking on furries is worth it
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Gonna need a tl;dr on that
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It was too tl;dr to even notice there was a tl;dr
But absolutely agree
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Seeing as furries are all s*x pests I think they all need to go.
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So you invited the furries to this site solely to frick with them and make them embarass themselves, while the rest of the userbase is collateral damage?
Kinda based
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Holy shit Iβm about to unironically leave rdrama
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he will return within twelve hours
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no bb pls don't
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adios
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Cope more stragglet, we have the admins on our side.
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I thought this site was full of people pretending to be crazy. Slowing I'm realizing that's not the case.
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Smh Iβll have you know only a few of my alters are neurodivergent
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Like 80% of users admitting they have substance abuse issues is really telling, lol.
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Don't forget gambling problems!
Both in my case.
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that counts addy boy,
t. alcohol gang
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Fricking bluelight all over again
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legit considering it, I thought we were anti p-do
if carp is getting mad because he's trying to protect a bunch of furries who protect some dude who jacks off to 'unironically 6000 years old lol' shit...
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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what?
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Remember when I was banned and slandered for leaking that Carp pinned images of a minor's balls to the front of rdrama? And that the user who submitted the image of his balls publicly admitted he was a minor beforehand? And how the entire top admin team worked to cover it up?
Or how the admins refused to ban self-admitted p-do knownbyanyothername?
Really makes you think.
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@carpathianflorist is this true?
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Wrong.
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idk, i only skimmed it
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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Art was posted of an adult looking goat furry femboy that was apparently an aged up art of the character Marco mentioned.
Marco initially banned the offender but later unbanned him. The sus part is Marco had some magic knowledge of the furry goats canonical age.
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is the furry goat a game character or something?
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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Undertale, I actually never played it because Tumblr wouldn't shut up about it. So I couldn't tell you much about it.
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