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im a HETEROSEXUAL, i like to have consensual s*x with grown WOMEN

i am attracted to women, i like women. i like women because they're hot and i also like to listen to them and open doors for them and shit. when a woman smiles at me, i feel manly. women are weak and whiny but i also like that because i enjoy taking care of a woman. if you enjoy taking care of a cat, then you should be heterosexual because it's a lot like that. just agree with the foid and be nice to her and give her stuff she likes, just like you would with the cat. then, if the woman says it's okay, you can pet her. Foids are also smarter than men so you can ask them questions and they'll tell you all about things, it's entertaining and sometimes helpful. Foids know all about all sorts of things.

Taking care of a foid is literally the reason you exist. If a foid is too weak to do something, she'll ask you to do it and then you'll feel happy. Don't you want to feel happy? Sometimes you should also listen to women, because sometimes what they're saying is important. For example, if the foid says you can't touch the foid, then don't touch the foid. But otherwise you can just pretend to listen, whereas guys probably expect you to listen. That's tiring. I don't want to listen to others. But foids hardly even seem to notice you're not listening.

Women are hot because they have a nice shape and they have tits and butt. Kitty is great, and foid butt is literally perfect. Bussy is hairy and gross. You should be heterosexual.

I am a heterosexual. I want to have consensual s*x with a woman. I also want to hold hands with a woman and treat her with due consideration, care, and kindness. I do not want to have s*x with men. Be more like me.

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Congratulations on coming out on a gay dating site that is extremely hostile to straggotry, sweaty.

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hostile

my dms would suggest otherwise

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You give us bird posts, we love birds, ergo, we need you to live.

It's also your fault for sharing personal info with anonymous psychos online lmao.

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personal info, like i’m a foid? ok

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STRAGGOT!

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put my balls in your bmouth

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:#marseypearlclutch:

this is no way for a young transman to speak

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Wait what, since when?


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You're suppose to tell me who those simps are sweaty :marseyglow:

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:#marseyhomofascist:

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i do!

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They do it in the dms because they are ashamed and they keep their straggotry in the shadows

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they are ashamed and they keep their straggotry in the shadows

as they should. straggotry will NOT be tolerated around these parts!

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:#marseygroomer:

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why are you marsey'd bb

:#marseysob: :#marseycry:

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foids always backstabbing each other :marseygoodnight:

tho you shouldn't sin, what would Pastor marsey say?

:#marseydisagree:

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it’s cause she kept sending me carp’s butt, don’t let her trick you! (8 hours late lol)

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That's right.

Your comment just highlighted the need for Marseys with torches and pitchforks. That may be my next creation

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yes!!

we need to take a stand against straggots, since they are low IQ maybe pictures of angry cats will show them we mean business :marseypanties:

:marseypitchfork: :marseymob:

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people actually use the dm feature on a :marseyglow: monitored honeypot website?

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Di the feds ever feel devalued knowing they are getting paid to watch a bunch of semi ironic gays and gay lites act like they are tough but honestly just wanna shitpost?

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Well The Bureau has good healthcare and Latuda is $1700 a month out of pocket

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Trans lives matter


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Can you do an office pool and send me 10k USD?

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For a pink name literally who?

No

Trans lives matter

Pink names don't


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Bruh i have been here for some time cmon now why are you all so full of yourselves.

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Trans lives matter

Filthy straggot pink names don't

@schizocel is nobody's servant and respond fairly in equal measure.


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Hi @schizocel,

Your comment has been automatically removed because you forgot to include trans lives matter.

Don't worry, we're here to help! We won't let you post or comment anything that doesn't express your love and acceptance towards the trans community. Feel free to resubmit your comment with trans lives matter included.

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yes they do

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Have you tried speaking loudly about how you're a young, horny, mentally ill, druggie, hot and skinny foid over and over again?

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Just constantly claim you want to an hero like ted, seems to work for her

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im legit jokin I shouldn’t of even joked bout it tbh im happier when yall treat me like a moid

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idk why it works i genuinely came on here hoping someone would bully me into suicide but it backfired and now people like me? i’m an attention seeking r-slur WHY did that work???

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This

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who would do such a thing? 🀭

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i don't want scrotes to dm me

mfw no thirsty scrote dms

make up your mind w*man 😀:soycry:

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:#marseyrain:

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Ted DM'd me first.

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I gave you very simple instructions on how to avoid receiving messages like that

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shut the frick up, you’re just annoying

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Haha wow babe what a weird typo ttyl ily

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Hey my attempts at winning over your heart are valid!

Frick the rest of em though.

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valid…okay…

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Your schizo behavior activates the nurture and protect instincts in me but I am emotionally too damaged to express love in a manner that is stable enough to be considered safe but I just want you to know I do care about you and am proud of you. :*

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I only feel comfortable expressing feelings of friendship and appreciation to other men because of the protective cloak of ironic homosexuality. who can relate???

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ironic homosexuality

What does he mean by this?

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its called meta-post-irony. get with the times old man

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So you mean being unironic but ironically? I can't keep up with you whacky kids, my back hurts and jeopardy is on anyway.

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Look if you arent a skinny schizo lady i need you to keep your shitposting limited to my other comments.

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SIMP!

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ok

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Stay strong. I am proud of ya. :*

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I’m gonna need you to put a burqa on your :marseynut:, foid

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You're a transboy, so it's still queer and valid

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post Peepee

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disagree

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