Aroha me latinx amigos!
If you're wondering why im late rn its becuz Im lazy and im releasing it now to cop as much dramacoin before my paypig status disappears this month. Also I need help putting multiple images in one post.
Judging from responses from my last post (https://rdrama.net/post/52861/effortpost-longpost-internet-history-how-one), yall overwhelmingly supported part 2. So after Im done with this one Imma TRY to do an extra story about either the life of OKBR3's predecessor, whenthe/ OKBR2, the life and death of OKBR3's succesor, Irony Hub, Irony Hub's successor/ spin-off(s) (irony republic/ Quipville), the birth and life of /r/antihatecommunities, or the mass irony hub libertarian community expose by Dr. Penez. I will link the poll sometime after this one.
After listening to previous criticism regarding my previous post's format, I will instead link fun but non essential facts down in the comments so it doesnt interfere with the main point of this post.
Also due to pretty much every OKBR3 server/ backup server being deleted, I will have to do some digital recreations and since this was years ago so keep in mind that some of these may or may not represent what happened!
Anyways you asked for it, so you got it! !!!
The Death of OKBR PART !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is the morning of 4/25, 2020, and our beloved have done their best to clean up the fallout from yesterday's disaster
This is an artist's depection of what OKBR3 looked like after the disaster:
The nuke , combined with multiple janitorial failings, , and a very angry elite userbase, resulted in the tensions between the elites and jannies spiking, starting a J slur vs cold war. The main figureheads of this civil war include G*mer , Moe Lester , and dkaih35 : on the elites' side, and Dr. Penez, Lemonade, GrantVsZombies, and some other jannies who I will be giving fake names due to both the fact I forgot and uhhhhhhghghghghg. Our 3 main heroes
decide that the NAZI MODS were ignoring the elites (OK roles and BUDDY roles) of OKBR3 in favor of the lower unenlightened classes, the R-SLUR roles and the unflaired (not related to /r/PCM) . You see, OK roles and BUDDY roles were some of the highest activity roles, and in order to get it you needed to suck more mod peepee and waste more of your life on groomercord. You did get special perms and custom badges, and you got to participate in certain events and talk in certain channels, and one such channel was meta talk. It was considered sacred due to the fact it was not riddled with filthy NPC poor groomercord randos who had no FLAIR, no ACTIVITY, and no HUMOUR, that infested #general with their normie humour and anti-intellectualism. It was a place were intellectuals , jannies, and OKBR theorists/ historians/ oldfigs could discuss freely without seeing a poor in sight
That is, until,
Dr. Penez, being the epic based troller he is , is fed up with OKBR3's elitism, and decides to do a race/ class war by pinging @everyone in general and opens up meta talk to every R-SLUR role and unflaired and tell them that from now on, #meta talk is free use. . This results in the sacred chat of #meta-talk now being infested with cringe normies, who are given image perms and in true groomercord fashion, spam gay porn and the elites are PISSED off . !!!!!!!! Our three elite generals decide that in order for the elites to be able to truly flourish, they needed to start their own separate groomercord servers. And so they did, starting 3 back-up/ secret spin-off servers only for the elites of OKBR3. No s no s, and absolutely nothing but peace.
That is, until,
Dr.Penez, being the epic troller he is, starts the chinese takeover of OKBR3 with sonofwok of OKBR3. The event goes smoothly, but there's one feature that would result in another big OOPS . And that was the ?r*pe feature introduced for the event. The premise is that you would ?r*pe @somerandomgroomercorder, and it would ping them saying they got r*ped by the chinese government organ harvesters. The problem is, however, that you could also r*pe any role, not just individual people. This means you could ?r*pe @everyone, and it would ping all 7k people in the server. It is yours truly that discovered such a thing (on accident though). When the first @everyone ping hit, others realized they could do it as well, and soon enough, it was nuke time. There were at least 25 bans and 400+ pings in the groomercord alone that day, and that resulted in another spike in the cold war . It was this very event that sparked a revolutionary thought into Dkaih35's head, but no, that would be open treason, and open treason could mean certain death. However, this thought would evolve into something much more than just a thought, and something much much more, than OKBR3. In the meanwhile, many users had end of the year exams , which led to a drop in user activity, and thus the cold war seemed to cool down.
That is, until,
Dr.Penez, being the epic troller he is, starts OKBR3 subreddit and server mod apps . On hand, the subreddit janny apps go pretty smoothly, until one elite user, Big Bennis, a wannabe subreddit (to give you an idea of how unfunny he was, he has one of those sad linux pfps. Yea one of those guys ), upon seeing his rejection letter, proceeds to gives one of the most epic (and sadly unironic) copypasta to ever grace mankind. It goes:
" I'm f ucking done with okbr. I joined this server because I wanted power, make of that what you will. When I applied for mod in march and got denied, I almost left, I was so disappointed to see that all the time I put into my application had gone to waste, but I decided to try to wait a little longer for the next applications, so since then, I have tried to be as active as I could. On the janitor apps, I tried even harder on my application, and to see that almost all of the janitors chosen were randoms who weren't even on the server pissed me off. I have nothing but respect for the mods, after all, they kept me from getting any power in the community, but I don't find okbr funny, and I haven't in months. I only stayed here after the sub had gone to shit for power, like I said before. This morning when I read the names of the janitors chosen, it was made clear to me that the only people who could get chosen for powerful roles here are the people with experience modding other subs and people who are extremely active. I am neither. I have no reason to be here anymore, I am going to spend my time in a different subreddit's community that I find funny."
Big Bennis:
Not really relevant to the story, just thought it was funny moment
On the other hand, there was the groomercord mod apps result in some major backlash from the elites, who, after discovering that the new mods are random BUDDY and R-SLUR roles who only joined a month ago and were there for purpose of fighting elitism, went insane. As if it couldn't get worse, one of them was a WOMXN named frostyy who had a groomercord anime girl pfp, and as a result, one side of the elites was simping up to her, and the other were being incels . As if it that couldn't get any worse, it turns out (((she))) isnt even a she, but rather Dr. Penez LARPing as womxn the whole darn time!
https://old.reddit.com/r/averagegroomercorder/comments/ijgluk/discorse/ heres a fun little music video about it
Dkaih35, now pissed beyond relief, decides that BIBOCalypse is inevitable, and soon OKBR3 will need an OKBR4 to take its place. In secret, he, Moe Lester, and G*mer, started a secret server that would change everything forever. It would be the final solution to the irony question, the crossroads between worlds, and would finally be the ONE . Of course, im talking about IRONY HUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And as natural, tensions reach and all time and civil war seems inevitable.
That is, until,
Next time
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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
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posting first before reading in epic high effort drama thread
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Surely this would make a great feature film but I can't understand this in a few paragraphs. Can you make a basic diagram of okbr's progression from subreddit to groomercords and back to subreddits? Like a basic MSpaint timeline or flowchart?
Also, is OKBR related to /r/195 and the successors /r/196, /r/shitposting, /r/gayspiderbrothel, /r/norules? I hate how jannies and popularity have made this so complex, I remember when I only had to follow /r/imgoingtohellforthis to find jokes that were avant-garde by reddit standards.
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sweaty, read the first post ughhh
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How the frick do people get so invested into groomercord "communities". The only sane person is the one doing it for power at least xe's honest with xerself the rest of you f-slurs need therapy (therapy is for women and homosexuals, so it's perfect for everyone involved)
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Didn't read since I'm probably the person with the shortest attention span on this site, but upmarseyd for the marseys and pictures.
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I see effort post whit Marseys and formating I read
Simple as
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OKBR is still a thing so im confused why this is the death of OKBR. Because of some power jannies sperging out? Groomercord should be wiped from the internet. Trans lives matter but Groomercord trains dont.
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Death of quality, chu
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What quality?
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Ok well @K31 never really thought OKBR was high quality and @K31 was there when that shithole had 5k subs lmao. Maybe its just not ky type of humor or the good posts where drowned by all the garbage. Im more of a Bruhfunnier man myself who respects trans lives matter.
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TL;DR?
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i've read both parts and i still don't see that comment yet? its just groomercordstrag drama
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Its in the cringetopia reddit post I linked. The first comment
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Ah so its a reddit comment that made neurodivergent discover the subreddit groomercord? Thought it'd be more focused on reddit than groomercord.
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