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EFFORTPOST Mooooooo! 🐮 [EFFORTPOST] Femoid comes to a Children's card game event and tweets a photo of her being dressed like a whore. Her dad then starts tweeting at her. Hilarity ensues.

Meet Kayla Davison. As you can see, she's an e-thot. What makes her (somewhat) special is that she's one of those e-thots that likes to go to "geeky" events to promote her OnlyFans and pretend to be "one of the nerds". Recently, she went to a Magic: the Gathering event (again, I can't stress how dumb the name of this game is).

This is the tweet that started it all.

Naturally, it was received with a mixed reception. Even other e-thots told her that it is inappropriate to wear something like that in a family-friendly event.

Of course, she and her simps responded with the usual deluge of "Misogyny" and "Sexism" accusations, but then... something interesting happened, her dad started tweeting at her, basically telling her that she's a whore and that she should respect herself more.

This man is such a wordsmith that I couldn't just select one or two of his tweets. I need to show them all:

See the difference is I’m not afraid I don’t need to hide in bs profiles to tell you how you look like and are acting like trash. Report it sue me call the cops idgaf I’m your father I didn’t raise this trash behavior.

This one is to a guy saying that his daughter's future is going to be trash

This one is to the same guy calling his daughter "A dumpster fire"

How you dress is a business card. For work, colleges, respect & decency towards you & for anyone to take you serious.

Advertising your s*x isn’t “successful” any ol brainless monkey can do that and make a dime.

This is what he said to some simp who told him "hurr durr, then why don't you do it if it's so easy?"

ACTUALLY parenting your kids? Keeps them ALIVE. IDGive what ANY of you think about that. Don’t have kids if your going to support their fetish porn “careers” SICKOS

AND.. I don’t & NEVER WILL support mine’s. Act like cheap trash? Get treated that way. YA Im pissed she acts like trash! GOOD PARENTS ARE. I DO NOT have any care about ILICIT lifestyles or clothing on young girls. Kick Rocks & get tf outta my face with your bs!

You people encouraging or are nothing but groupies and the last thing you have is her best interest. You and your shit assumptions are irrelevant in the matter.

You don’t have a CLUE who I am or what kind of parent I am. If wanting her not to get r*ped trafficked or killed is bad parenting? I’m a fricking parasite. Piss off

Those of you ignorant people calling out my Christianity? OBVIOUSLY have not clue ONE what a Christian is. You should probably know what you’re talking about before you come at someone with that.

:marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox: :marseyorthodox: :marseypope: :marseypope: :marseypope: :marseypope: :marseypope: :marseypope: :marseypope:

Naturally, he does a bit of boomer humor at the end to spice things up

AND THE ABSOLUTE GREATEST TWEET OF THEM ALL.

Of course, the e-thot started seething like crazy.

/r/freemagic had their usual reaction to this. Some train got butthurt because of it and even responded to it.

This is my second effortpost and both of them are about Magic: The Gathering. Why the frick am I this obsessed with a children's card game? I don't even like it.

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The best part for me was the ability to clock a choo-choo in the replies just from the thumbnail

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We need a swordorsheath where you guess the gender just using 96x96 thumbnails


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17191743323420358.webp

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Fricking forehead takes up half the pixels of the pfp lmao my god

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this is uncanny valley. I have read this EXACT fricking comment on some thread about a father calling our his ethot daughter like a year ago. what the frick what the frick oh my god i am freaking out is this how schizoes feel??????

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@S0REN can I get a fact check on this please

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:#marseysmoothbrain:

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Elf archer or train?

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This may as well be a legacy Foid with a powerful 5head

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That's no 5 head. Its at least an 8 head.

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Why does every single non-passing train have that sorta sickly, skinny-fat, harry potter look to them?

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If living ones best life involves dressing up scantily clad at a Magic card convention is living your best life...yikes sweaty

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