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[not drama] pizzafoid does tinder, an incel experiment

Because I have a compulsive need to prove that I'm right, I thought I would give you incels the foid dating app experience, and what better choice of picture than foidshill

As you can see, I put the least amount of effort into photoshopping out the faceapp text and the mustache, and I didn't feel like editing other pictures, though having 2 of basically the same pose would be pretty funny

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For the purposes of this experiment, I spent 5 minutes swiping right on everyone, and immediately got 11 of matches, and over 70 likes

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I literally just did this a few minutes ago, and idk if I'm feeling mean enough rn to lead these guys on to thinking they're going to frick pizzafoid tonight, but I think I've proved my point

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Yeah but some of these scrotes don't understand this, and will whine about how foids only go for chads, when they don't realize any average or even ugly woman will have hundreds of options, while they're lucky to get a match a month

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If you're on Tinder every day and only get one match a month then maybe Tinder isn't for you.

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I'm a volcel, I don't use tinder :marseysipping:

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Why would any woman be a volcel? It's not like y'all actually do anything with your lives, no reason to go monk mode. Women's greatest accomplishment is turning a bum of a man into a productive citizen. Just go find some bum Chad that lives in his grandma's basement and nag him until he does something with his life.

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Sorry for the serious response, but I was in a couple of serious long term relationships from 17-a couple years ago, and it's too much of a headache. I tried a couple of fwb type things too but realized I'm only interested in true love, and that's not going to happen :marseyshrug:

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Serious post will get a serious response. I totally get needing to take a break. I've done it several times. But you're also posting incel thoughts. There are plenty of great dudes out there. Literally all my buddies are fantastic guys with great lives, and they're all in stable and admirable relationships. I honestly think that the key to finding a satisfying relationship is asking what's wrong with me and then working to fix that. Don't just hide your crazy, actually fix it, and you'll start attracting people who do the same, both women and men, and that will put you in touch with people who will respect the work your doing.

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Meh, there's too many skeletons in my closet and my sense of humour is usually considered to be off-putting lol :marseyitsover:

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My forehead doesn't slope enough and my wrists are too small. No woman would ever love me.

No one cares that you had an abortion, just don't kill the next one with the dude you like. And if you genuinely work on your problems, you'll figure out how to make your crass jokes come off as charming instead of off-putting.

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Sounds like a lot of effort for little reward

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Unlovable sandy lmao

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Move out west bb, I'll take care of you

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Moids aren’t fully human and thus can’t really understand real people.

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:#marseybased:

Deal with foids, always lose, volcel is only one step down from being bussy-pilled

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That's evil Hodor hun. He's the shit stirring ignoring the obvious Hodor.

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Those are all pretty low tier options. A Disney fan, a manlet, and you haven’t posted many others.

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I have to wait 9 hours for more likes, and I'll probably be over it by then

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Stop wasting your time Queen :marseynails:

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