I was told I could be unbanned if I apologized for my years of stalking women in the dramasphere.
I am truly sorry and the depths to which I sank cannot be overstated. I will do my best to never do this again and to those I have made uncomfortable or hurt in any way, I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. Several of you don’t know how far I’ve gone to find out about you and I pray that it remains that way.
cc: @FrozenChosen,
@MrPennySlavaUkraini,
@TrailerParkBride,
@arsey,
@TED_SIMP,
@sandkwinn, et. al.
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Bro wtf happened to you
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inb4 repeat offense
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I would have never given you a new chance. Mello you're disgusting.
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Post the video of your peepee, king. Some of us missed it
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Stalk deez nuts b-word
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Just the kind of thing you want to read in an apology message.
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Shit had me laughing and cringing 😬
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How many DC for you to change your pfp?
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You dont have enough baby. If you look closely there’s a lil kitty wearing a Christmas hat
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truly the best apology message I have seen in awhile. if you're going to apologize why NOT drop some disturbing info
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cute
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Snapshots:
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I'm serious man, you really need to keep yourself safe
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I'm glad you've accepted frog superiority
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Discarded
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UMMMMM... aren't you forgetting someone? You've been a c*nt to Carp and Aevann too with threats and modmail abuse.
Apologize to the super jannies and maybe I'll have a heart to forgive you.
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carp deserves it but aevann definitely needs an apology
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I have actually apologized to the character known as aevann, but I won't to carp. Carp should be apologizing to me.
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This "mellokind" post has (((the fish))) written all over it
First LLM, then gigayon, now mellokind?
The day of the hook cannot come soon enough
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carp resurrecting the corpses of dead accounts to drive engagement
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Retaliation for my whistleblowing!! I demand to speak to the manager
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If we are doing apologies for online stalking, do I have to apologize for participating in this little prank? It was well-intentioned because deaf people actually can hear vibrations really well, so they're not quite as immune to music as people think!
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rdrama groomercord janny orbiters deserve to be stalked
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i dont want to be involved in whatever dumb shit you’re doing
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Based femoid stalking enjoyer
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huh
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Frick off straggot.
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Keep yourself safe
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Wait, we allow straightoids on this site?
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I accept your apology only bc Christ says I have to, but otherwise just leave me alone lest you face legal action, thank you.
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Thanks for the list of foids to block
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Nice try carp we all know this is your latest alt
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I have the alt seeing eye, this isn't Carp lmao
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He can just change it tho lol I'm sure the capy is in on this
Same writing style as c**p too
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Maybe it's mello on meds but I kinda doubt it and carp does post about mello A LOT.
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The real mello: I'm not on any kind of medication nor do I use any drugs on a regular basis. I occasionally drink and dabble in the entheogen class, but as specifically said by frozen herself, I'm probably the "least degenerate" and most sane normal person here.
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Everyone is a carp alt except for you
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it is working? For me its entirely broken, no alts.
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its still working, but the previous alt data was wiped at that time (11 days ago), so its starting over
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Soren and his consequences continue to be a disaster for the Cloudflare user race
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I didn't cause it!
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Chinchilla
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That's a happy rattie
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Lol yeah. It was a cute gif though. Chinchilla have big ears
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OMG that's adorable but also more mess than I want to deal with from a pet
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Says the 🐀 (((owner)))
Btw /h/Aevann now accepts all rodent species
Schizocel love rodents
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Could be on VPN
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Do you really think Mellokind is smart enough for a VPN?
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I wont lie, I have not been following the mellowkind lore
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I forget what the old rules said, but something like "blow everything out of proportion" While I was trying to look that up, I found something interesting that I haven't seen before:
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/271625015_Understanding_Bullying_in_an_Affluent_Academically_Rigorous_US_High_School_A_Grounded_Theory_Analysis
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Carp is cia, his handlers probably set up a vpn for him.
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It is actulally carp, steallying my account
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The alt database got purged, the eye is useless until people start logging into their alts again
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Youre a cuck. You just backed down and apologized and given up your morals because youre a little cuck. Keep yourself safe. I would be fricking your wife right now if you werent a loser.
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Turns out that all it takes is persistently harrassing jannies. Who knew?
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