I resisted for as long as I could but it's finally happened: I am a goombling addict.
In the interest of harm reduction and to be on the right side of history, you need to facilitate my vice.
I DEMAND the following functions:
-Splitting
-Doubling down
-Goombling leaderboard sorted for marseybuxx
The following functions are bonus if we have a good enough codecel:
-5-card charlie
-Surrender (for the poorcels)
I don't care about slots. Those are for foids and olds on Parkinson's meds.
Thank you badmins, and may lady luck be with you.
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rdrama is my life. I die for my dramanauts. Its some real shit. I met the love of my life here, i gain bussy, i mature, its all part of the dramanaut life.
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I love you too Snappy
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I lost 55k in 30 seconds and I haven't been the same person since.
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Don't be a fricking quitter
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Five consecutive 10k gambles in a row lost, and another 5k after that. Keep in mind I had a net positive of 33k before that. JUST.
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I only play slots since I don't know how blackjack works
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It's easy, just develop autism, and then memorize this chart.
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Haha, that's only basic strategy. Try learning Composite Dependent you rookie, and then discover how even that's far from perfect.
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I don't know what that even means since I'm capable of making eye contact and being in loud crowded places.
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Wow, that was harsh.
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What do the letters mean?
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H=hit
S=stand (stay)
D=double down (waiting on codecels, so N/A for now)
S=split (same)
R=surrender (same)
DS=split and double
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Since we can only hit or stay right now if the suggested action is D, S, R, or DS I should hit anyway because why not? Trying to understand how to apply this to our goombling game since I suck at it & am not good at cards in general.
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Here is the rdrama very-limited-function rule of thumb:
If you have 10 or under, always hit.
If the dealer is showing an 8 through Ace, always hit until you get to 17, even on numbers as high as 16. It will hurt a lot but that's the right call statistically.
If the dealer shows a 3, 4, 5, or 6 and you have 11 or lower, hit. If you have 12 or more, stay. 3-6 are "bust cards." The dealer is likely to go over since most rules say the dealer has to keep hitting until they hit 17.
Pretend the bottom of the chart with Aces doesn't exist, since most of those scenarios only apply when you can split and/or double down which isn't supported YET.
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Thanks! I'm sick of breaking even and then making mistakes and losing all my dramacoin and need a better strategy.
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I'll split and double
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The deck shuffles every hand on this site though, so..
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As one of the top people by earnings I agree
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When did i drop to 24th place oh god im going to have to goomble again...
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I heard that if you post bussy Aevaan removes 5k from your losses
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@McCoxmaul was in charge of goombling and he seems to be inactive so I doubt there'll be something new soon
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Don't we have a sentient coding capybara who can whip this up?
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i dont know anything about blackjack tho lol
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It's very simple: Fully memorize this chart and then
send pictures of bussyconsult me, babyEdit: Shitposting aside though, this is a great resource:
https://blackjack-trainer.net/
You should learn. Statistically it's the game with the "best" odds at a casino and I always find it fun because unlike roulette or slots there is actual strategy and skill involved.
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I made back 7000 in gambling loss on this thread. Gambling is a good way to get rich quick, kids. Remember that.
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I just made 11k on this thread
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Iβd also like to suggest that verified Asian users receive a slight discount to encourage them to live up to the stereotype.
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