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Suicidal kitty wants to sue ambulance because they laughed at xer when xey called 911 after being nipped by a cat. ACCOUNT DELETED

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Pronouns guessed but assuming that someone who calls 911 over a cat scratch isn't normal.

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That bacteria ridden fur baby you share your slave quarters with you call a one bedroom on the upper East side is counting the days till they get to eat your face when you die alone and no one notices till your rotting flesh leaks thru the floor boards and starts being flown about by the downstairs neighbors ceiling fan.

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Cats are the sigmas of the animal kingdom

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Don't be ridiculous. Rats, maggots and roaches will take care of the corpse before it leaks through the floorboards.

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I can’t wait till some young Jewish couple moves in after she’s gone and their baby plays on that same spot grows up watching Saturday morning cartoons licking the toys that fall on those nice hardwood floors. The circle of life is so wholesome. Hail to the maggot queen may we all go out in such a blaze of virgin cat face eaten glory as her

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landlords will "pay" jannies to clean it up

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