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Incoming drama as twitter sets to accept Elon's offer

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Hopefully he buys this place next and gets rid of the stupid marsey the cat and anime shit

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Let's see those twittards move to another platform

:#marseypopcorntime:

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They will cry, piss and shit and whine but they won't, this dude I found a few days ago is a great example

https://x.com/AntonHand/status/1517625182646505472

This stupid platform has become the center point of my professional, and often my social existence.

:marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

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I hope elon buys it and just deletes the fricking site lmao

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longtime elon disliker, if he tangibly improves twitter in any way at all i will update my opinion of him to "cool rockstar genius electric car wizard". Now, this may not sound impressive, i know some of you c*m chuggers already think that about the guy. But twitter sucks so fricking bad and its so fricking irredeemably fricked that if elon musk buying it can un-frick it even slightly, he may actually be a genius.

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SO CURRENTLY HE'S JUST A COOL ROCKSTAR ELECTRIC CAR WIZARD?

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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nah i currently see him as like... basically skinnier notch that at least tries to do funny stuff with his bajillion dollars. if anything i mainly dislike him because of how overhyped everything he does is. also the hyperloop is a bad idea.

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Musk is not even close to being as off the rails Notch is

:marseyglancing: :!marseyrightoidschizo:

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Not yet, only time will tell if he joins the trumpoids or stays dramapilled.

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I was just saying yesterday, someone like 45 year old journo ladies addicted to it, because of its cliques and status and popularity (high school) functionality.

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They're invested so much into the platform that a Twitter implosion would have a serious impact on many blue check lives.

:#marseybluecheck:

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What would we lose?

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Nothing

:#marseytroublemaker:

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Blue checkmarks are like reddit jannies, they would never willingly give up status.

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I can't wait for him to blue check all real humans. Imagine some nyt journo getting harangued by an army of doofus blue checks with equal status.

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"What do you mean verified means u checked their ID? IT MEANS U FOLLOW THE SCIENCE?!"

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They legit treat it as a title of nobility. :marseyxd:

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twitter collects your license photos

elon musk buys twitter

musk hands all your info to right wing death sqauds

Many such cases

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but my driver's license misgenders me and I can't look at it!

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Man remember when the bluecheck just meant you'd shown your ID to twitter?

Then some Nazi did it and suddenly it was about "muh endorsement"

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Yea milo

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They can always make their own internet.

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:marseylaugh:

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Bluechecks are just gonna bring politics to Linkedin

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Implying that they haven't done that already

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have you been on Linkedin lately

it's political af. it's so political you can take a class on how to properly express your politics on Linkedin

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Anyone who needs to take a class on how to express themselves on LinkedIn is so rslurred they don't deserve a job mopping the piss off the floor at McDonald's.

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Yeah iโ€™m on it a lot i try to avoid it, during COVID the recommended articles were all about workfromhome folx being morally superior to everyone, now itโ€™s all about Ukraine, and before all that it was racecraft shit.

My feed is just made-up stories like โ€œYesterday, i saved a dog from getting hit by a car. Today i went in for an interview at my dream job, and guess who the interviewer was?Thats right it was the dogโ€

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TRUTH

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They can have fork of this

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