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Incoming drama as twitter sets to accept Elon's offer

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Hopefully he buys this place next and gets rid of the stupid marsey the cat and anime shit

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Let's see those twittards move to another platform

:#marseypopcorntime:

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Blue checkmarks are like reddit jannies, they would never willingly give up status.

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I can't wait for him to blue check all real humans. Imagine some nyt journo getting harangued by an army of doofus blue checks with equal status.

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"What do you mean verified means u checked their ID? IT MEANS U FOLLOW THE SCIENCE?!"

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They legit treat it as a title of nobility. :marseyxd:

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twitter collects your license photos

elon musk buys twitter

musk hands all your info to right wing death sqauds

Many such cases

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but my driver's license misgenders me and I can't look at it!

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Man remember when the bluecheck just meant you'd shown your ID to twitter?

Then some Nazi did it and suddenly it was about "muh endorsement"

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Yea milo

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They can always make their own internet.

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:marseylaugh:

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They will cry, piss and shit and whine but they won't, this dude I found a few days ago is a great example

https://x.com/AntonHand/status/1517625182646505472

This stupid platform has become the center point of my professional, and often my social existence.

:marseylaugh: :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

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I hope elon buys it and just deletes the fricking site lmao

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longtime elon disliker, if he tangibly improves twitter in any way at all i will update my opinion of him to "cool rockstar genius electric car wizard". Now, this may not sound impressive, i know some of you c*m chuggers already think that about the guy. But twitter sucks so fricking bad and its so fricking irredeemably fricked that if elon musk buying it can un-frick it even slightly, he may actually be a genius.

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SO CURRENTLY HE'S JUST A COOL ROCKSTAR ELECTRIC CAR WIZARD?

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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nah i currently see him as like... basically skinnier notch that at least tries to do funny stuff with his bajillion dollars. if anything i mainly dislike him because of how overhyped everything he does is. also the hyperloop is a bad idea.

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Musk is not even close to being as off the rails Notch is

:marseyglancing: :!marseyrightoidschizo:

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Not yet, only time will tell if he joins the trumpoids or stays dramapilled.

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I was just saying yesterday, someone like 45 year old journo ladies addicted to it, because of its cliques and status and popularity (high school) functionality.

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They're invested so much into the platform that a Twitter implosion would have a serious impact on many blue check lives.

:#marseybluecheck:

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What would we lose?

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Nothing

:#marseytroublemaker:

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Bluechecks are just gonna bring politics to Linkedin

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Implying that they haven't done that already

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have you been on Linkedin lately

it's political af. it's so political you can take a class on how to properly express your politics on Linkedin

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Anyone who needs to take a class on how to express themselves on LinkedIn is so rslurred they don't deserve a job mopping the piss off the floor at McDonald's.

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Yeah i’m on it a lot i try to avoid it, during COVID the recommended articles were all about workfromhome folx being morally superior to everyone, now it’s all about Ukraine, and before all that it was racecraft shit.

My feed is just made-up stories like β€œYesterday, i saved a dog from getting hit by a car. Today i went in for an interview at my dream job, and guess who the interviewer was?Thats right it was the dog”

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TRUTH

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They can have fork of this

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All that whining has the same energy as, "If X gets elected into office/If this legislation passes, I'm moving to Canada!!"

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People getting off twitter because of Elon would end up being Elon's greatest contribution to society. Even if he ended up putting humans on mars. The problem is people won't leave and if they do it will just be a clone of the cry chamber

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tbh all of the r-slurs staying and then being forced to interact with people they disagree with would be an even bigger contribution

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I don't think there'd be much more interaction between opposing opinions. Just a lot more blocking.

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imb5 he disables the blocking function

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Oh God. If he did that my drama orgasm would probably be strong enough to kill me.

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:marseythinkorino: :marseyhmm: :marseyhmmm: Why not mexico? :marseywalking:

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Because Canada is where their Canadian girlfriends live :marseytrad:

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She got trampled by a herd of moose :marseytears:

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Why, were they mistakenly trying to mate with her?

:#marseychonkerfoid: :#marseylaugh:

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Probably, canadian wildlife isn't as stereotypically kind as the "people" who live there :marseymoose:

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Canadians are some of the most spiteful/apathetic people. Weirdly enough, in my experience the kindest people are Quebecers. They show it in a different way, but once you get used to them, their attempts at interspecies communication becomes a lot easier to understand

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brown people are hard workers, why would they accept a bunch of mayo rejects?

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plus, they'll r*pe ya in a second

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is this a con? :marseykink:

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They didn't even ban people until first war criminal ISIS jihadis in 2015 and then Alex Jones in like 2018.

:marseyclown2:

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Inshallah they follow through :marseybegging:

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"I'll never get the rushed trump vaccine."

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Every time there's a US presidential election there's always a bunch of people who threaten to move to Canada if x wins but they never do. This is the same situation lol.

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These people still use Apple products afyer all the foxconn news. Of course they won't leave

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Foxconn?

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Good news for drama, especially with Obama going on a PR run for more regulation

:marseyobama:

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:marseysoypoint: :soyjackwow:

My first gold. Thank you Mr President

:marseykneel:

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some sand BIPOCs rn

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:!marseymacarthur:

:marseyworried: :!marseyworried: :marseyworried:

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We arent really scared of drones anymore, they are just part of the natural ecoystem at this point. Ukrainian neighbors have a lot to learn from us :marseynails:

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:#soyjackwow:

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Obama is such a narcissistic midwit piece of shit. I'm truly embarassed that I supported him 2008-2014.

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What if he truly makes it a free speech haven, Trump gets back on the platform, Qanon takes off even more, and we get another, more successful Jan 6?

That’s better than what we have now?

A bunch of boomers stealing podiums will live rent free in redditors heads forever.

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Elon Musk buying twitter means WW3

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please, one can only hope so much ....

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I love that people's concern isn't that billionaires own almost all your forms of communication and information media, but that they might allow everyone on it?

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I think it’s ironic how the privatisation would eliminate any annual report publicly available, in the name of free speech of course.

Vanguard owns 10.7%

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β€œBuy our index fund”

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Isnt twitter billionaire owned anyway? It makes literally no sense to complain about that since its just swapping between different billionaires.

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Yeah probably but it's certainly scattered across more people now, I think consolidation under fewer billionaires is still worse.

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True I guess

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There are better and worse billionaires.

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Blessed*

Please do better.

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The only thing standing between democracy and a fascist dictatorship is 150 characters on birdapp

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Ever since the asssination of mcafee we cant claim democracy

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Surely people will start publically planning crimes with 0 consequences, that's what free speech means!

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All I know is that we absolutely should not update our conception of the β€œpublic square” to include this fad of the internet!

The chefs kiss is when some old boomer argues against this by writing an op-ed in a journal that has to be digitized and linked to online for 95% of the people who might read it.

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Can someone fallacy check his comment in the replies? That sounds like a hecking slippery slope to me

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Jesus listen to their tone when they talk about "free speech." Like they're spitting on the floor in disgust.

These people are scary as well as loathsome.

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yes im terrified of twitter users and redditors

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If you told young me that the liberal left would one day be against free speech I wouldn't have believed you, but here we are.

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The funny thing is Trump himself doesn't seem that interested in Twitter at this point. He's more interested in bragging about the Truth Social that nobody uses. Musk probably will allow Trump back on but that might actually benefit the left as Trump's tweets were used to increase liberal voting engagement in 2018 and 2020. I think that the left is ridiculously hysterical over this. Realistically I see a wave of right-wing accounts and that's it tbh. Musk is like that where he exaggerates his promises. Like he will ease up on the censorship but I think that after a few months he'll switch primarily to trying to make Twitter actually be profitable for once. Musk does advocate free speech but he's also a grifter at times. Twitter will become more like how it was in 2017 where you can find content from across the political spectrum. Crazy how leftists think that Musk buying Twitter will be game over for them yet when Trump was on and active dems won both 2018 and 2020. People are exaggerating the political impact of Twitter in America, it's just an echo chamber much of the time. I think Musk could help make Twitter become profitable by monetizing the echo chamber and allowing more political views to be expressed.

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That degree finally paying off

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It also just makes good business sense to encourage β€œfree speech” as it lifts the burden of needing massive β€œsupport” branches to handle all the stupid complaints and bans, anger over being banned by mistake, etc.

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They left a few plastic water bottles on the sacred floor! Nevar Forget.

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The worst thing about Jan 6th is that it wasn't nearly as scary or violent as shitlibs say it was.

However it put the fear of God into Elder Lich Nancy Pelosi, so of course the media whipped everyone into a pear clutching frenzy.

:marseypearlclutch:

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I like to him a free speech haven means only bad things get platformed. Even tho haven is in the title. Plus isnt it already the narrative that three quarters of the republican party are Q-tards? So now the fearmongering is even worse? Plus i thought jan six was super cereal terrorism and not people whipped up by conspiracy theories. Plus jan six wasnt successful lol trump lost and boomers fried their own balls

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