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MUSK BOUGHT TWITTER

Just passed AP ticker, articles should be out soon :D

ARTICLES:

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-61222470

https://www.reuters.com/technology/exclusive-twitter-set-accept-musks-best-final-offer-sources-2022-04-25/

rdrama.net proven 5 minutes faster for information than the mainstream media :#marseyreportercnn:

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If Elon Musk would have purchased @Twitter two years ago, Americans would have known about Hunter Biden’s Laptop! WOW!

Elon Musk did what Trump and the GOP couldn’t or wouldn’t.

Elon would never endorse Trump. No one serious will.

I could see Elon supporting DeSantis.

Time to move on from a losing playbook.

It’s time for competence.

DeSantis 2024.

BREAKING: The NAACP addresses Elon Musk after he buys out Twitter for $44 billion, urges him to fight "disinformation" and to keep Trump banned from the platform so that the website doesn't become a "petri dish for hate speech." RT IF YOU AGREE WITH THE NAACP!

Obama knew the Elon Musk deal was going through when he gave his speech on Internet censorship last week

Do you really think they’re just going to let you have free speech back?

Elon Musk just bought Twitter for 44 billion dollars.

That money could help solve poverty or world hunger, but instead billionaires don't pay their fair share of taxes and use their cash to play political games.

I will always hold billionaires like Musk accountable.

So, Elon Musk can buy twitter for $44 Billion but he doesn't want Tesla to unionize, and he doesn't want to pay any taxes. Welcome to Trump World.

Frick Elon Musk. Apartheid Baby. You, your company, and everyone who Stans for you. I'm saying this on your platform now and will keep saying it. Let's see how committed you are to free speech when we start roasting your butt...

We're gonna have to deal with Nazis the way our grandparents did because Elon Musk is gonna let them say whatever they want in the name of free speech. Cool, there are other options...

so let's say i tweet "elon musk is an evil dummy whom i hope perishes quickly" and then he bans me. that means he paid $43 billion to do that. that's kinda funny

that's the only funny part about this though. other than that one funny part it's all depressing

Look at the bright side. You’ve been saying to yourself for years that you should spend less time on Twitter. Elon Musk is about to make that easy for you by making this place an absolute heck hole. The down side, of course, is all the violence he’ll help the fascists organize.

minorities on this app when elon musk starts enforcing "free speech" https://t.co/JKkHLFaD3N

This one gives off bait vibes but I find it funny regardless:

Elon Musk is officially the new owner of Twitter.

Musk has emphasized that he wants Twitter to be more open to “Free Speech.”

Never Forget Jan 6th
Free speech can be hateful.

#DemVoice1#Fresh#OneV1 https://t.co/ykun0aaWhl

The fact that Billionaires are so invested in buying means of mass communication. Jeff Bezos buying the Washington Post, Elon Musk buying Twitter is something we should take alot more seriously than we do.

Can Governor DeSantis declare today Elon Musk Day?

Since this is probably the last day I can tweet this, can I just remind folks that Elon Musk is a union-busting billionaire who inherited money from his dad's apartheid-era emerald mines?

Tax the rich + unionize Twitter now!

When oligarchs talk about freedom, beware.

For Jeff Bezos, it means his freedom to set prices.

For Jamie Dimon, it means his freedom to consolidate the banking industry.

For Elon Musk, it means his freedom to set the terms of political debate.

Don't get it confused.

Look at Elon Musk buying twitter after seeing transphobic accounts getting banned and tell me that the United States does not have billionaire oligarchs.

(Also, lets abolish billionaires please)

Elon Musk has a Tesla factory in China and he wants to sell more cars there, as many China observers note. What happens if Beijing leans on him about say, a Uyghur or Hong Kong activist account? Or about Chinese disinformation bots leveraging this platform?

Petition to change the definition of HERO to simply read:

See, Elon Musk

Elon Musk buys Twitter for $44 billion when he could have fed the world instead.

Elon musk and his wyt supremacist attitude has paid $billions to destroy democracy on Twitter and grant that orange person access to return to Twitter to help with the destruction of a nation so I'm OUT and "ON" @fanbaseapp - an app
Of, By and For The People.

Twitter CEO will be the guy who agrees to do anything Elon Musk tells him to. Just like Trump and his 'best people'.

Free speech for Elon Musk is like free speech in France ? No racism. No intimidation. No fake news. 🇫🇷

Elon Musk bought Twitter

He says he will privatize it

Says it’s the “town square”

Last time I checked, town squares weren’t private

And they don’t allow dangerous people to wander through, breaking windows, screaming

#keeptrumpbanned @elonmusk

worst news:

NEW: Trump just told Fox that he would not re-join Twitter even if Elon Musk unbanned him and he would stay on his Truth Social platform.

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this comment is long enough and it's still early, much more interesting takes are bound to come I'm sure

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I love how they're talking about a potential unban of Trump like he's gonna personally unseal Satan and begin the Armageddon or shit like that

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Idk why people get so upset about the idea of trump returning to twitter. He was one of the funniest people on the app.

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He employed dozens of reply guys with his tweets alone. His ban probably put Eugene Gu out on the streets.

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I forgot he existed :marseylaugh:

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Whatever happened to those two loser trust fund brothers? They dropped off even before he got banned

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The made a book that was lambasted by other reply guys and wokies and were then outed as grifters. It was a pretty large fall from grace, from being on top of trumps tweets.

The brighter the star is, the faster it burns out.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugene_Gu#Career

as a first step he transplanted human fetal hearts and kidneys into immunocompromised rats.

:#marseydespair:

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BASED, this shit is gonna help trans lives matter thing by easing the creation of artificial uteros/peepees

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Trust the science!

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At one point I think OKI (when he wasn't being manic) was tracking the people who had book deals from being Trump reply guys. I think he had found five

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Imagine the power these people had if they realised you can... not follow trump on twitter :marseybigbrain:

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I am expecting him to get unbanned, inciting another seditious riot, and then getting banned again

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Lefties riot to get trump banned after Elon bought twitter to unban him would be peak 2022. History class will actually be fun for kids in the future

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It might have to do with the fact that he spread dangerous misinformation and tried to undermine our democracy

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“Muh russia” says what?

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The twitter ban that seals Donald Trump must not be compromised. If the seal fails, and Trump is freed, then darkness with engulf the land. Rivers will dry up. Mountains will explode with magma. There will be plague, pestilence, and misfortune. We cannot allow this outwardly orange being of darkness to channel his power through the post button-- or all is lost.

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We're gonna have to deal with Nazis the way our grandparents did because rocket daddy Musk is gonna let them say whatever they want in the name of free speech. Cool, there are other options...

This guy definitely fantasizes about being an NKVD officer who can disappear his enemies with impunity.

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Ironic, considering how that wod most likely go

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Oh, it's Tim Wise, one of the pioneers of the self-hating antiracism grift.

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whites should hate themselves and racism is just the beginning of the reasons why

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Whatever you do don't check the Early Life section

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Also don't check out how diverse the neighborhood where Tim Wise lives is. 98% white, 1.5% asian

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He isn't a white, he is a merchant

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None of these people can ever stop tweeting

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rocket daddy Musk

@Aevann fix your site

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I still hope he deletes it

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Doubt

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Hoping that Twitter doesn’t become a Petri dish for hate speech? Neighbor it already is

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Bloomberg and Dow Jones headlines

*ELON MUSK TO BUY TWITTER FOR $54.20/SHR IN CASH

*MUSK HAS SECURED $25.5B OF FULLY COMMITTED FINANCING

*MUSK PROVIDING AN ABOUT $21.0B EQUITY COMMITMENT

*TWITTER DEAL HAS NO FINANCING CONDITIONS

*TWITTER: PLANS TO RELEASE 1Q RESULTS APRIL 28; WON'T HOLD CALL

*TWITTER: PROPOSED DEAL WILL DELIVER A SUBSTANTIAL CASH PREMIUM

*TWITTER SAYS MUSK PROPOSAL BEST PATH FORWARD FOR HOLDERS

*TWITTER CEO: DEEPLY PROUD OF OUR TEAMS, INSPIRED BY THE WORK

*TWITTER CEO TO ADDRESS EMPLOYEES AT 2PM PACIFIC TIME

*TWITTER: TRANSACTION UNAMIOUSLY APPROVED BY TWITTER BOARD

*Twitter: BofA Securities and Barclays Are Also Acting as Fincl Advisors to Musk >TWTR

*Twitter: Skaddan, Arps, Slate, Meagher & Flom LLP Is Serving as Legal Counsel to Musk >TWTR

*MW Twitter financial advisors in merger deal are Goldman Sachs, J.P. Morgan and Allen & Co.

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what's BofA

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BOFA DEEEZ NUTS

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:#marseypain:

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:marseypainpat:

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Bank of America (yes I know)

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Then you better go catch it :killherkillher:

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:marseykneel:

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Real boogus hours

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I don’t get it :marseysad:

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This man's refrigerator is running @Hotep :#motherfucker:

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But mine was locked in place? :marseygasp:

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Bank of America.

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Sounds like a nickname for a porcupine to me :marseycapy:

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Yo can you unpin this and repin it? Someone started a seeth comp and it deserves the top spot.

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Okay :)

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Gold! !slots277

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You’re telling me it went somewhere? In less than two weeks?

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@Sal is a fraud.

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It's time we start talking about implementing repercussions for the nowhere-in-two-weekers who are wrong.

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Their organs are going nowhere in two weeks.

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:#marseypikachu2:

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:marseydisagree:

He has a humiliation fetish

stop playing into it

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Oh no, I would never have gussed that! :marseygasp:

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The dramatic fallout from this is going to be insane.


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I NEED THE BLUECHECK SNEED STAT

:#marseyjunkie:

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Don't forget to screenshot journos claiming that they are going to quit so we can spam the tweet on every post of theirs from now on.

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180% increased :marseysneed:

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A member of a groomercord I'm in just had a MASSIVE freakout that involved a 2 hour-long discussion with the whole server trying to calm her (of course) down, failing, and then she left.

It's already happening and my God do NOT underestimate the seethe this will cause.

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Post screens or gtfo

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It was in a groomercord for a game, I heavily censored it because it's still fresh and I care about the people on that server, they'd probably recognize me but I don't want the people here to recognize them.

W is the one freaking out, A is the main one arguing but as you can see from all the colours I didn't bother to name, it was a wide-ranging argument.

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Comparisons with Hitler and concentration camps were very quick to appear (only a few minutes after the start of the argument)

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SOURCE? DO YOU HAVE A SOURCE FOR THAT? This never fails to produce seethe. Also notice the timestamps.

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I'll stop now, I wanted to make a thread but there's just a lot to read and this was all a very private affair, also forgot to label "A" in the last screenshot, he's the one that says "GROW UP".

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Thanks for taking the time and effort to compile that.

Honestly I could read triple of that. I don't think the people involved would care either way.

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What kind of groomercord server

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I hope he actually allows harassment, but my expectations are low.

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I might just make an account so I can :marseylaugh: at hysterical journos

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It's already happening.

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Post... uhhh... what was it we like here?

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BRING TRUMP TWEETS BACK

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what should his first tweet back be

I'm kinda hoping for

Joe Biden, who is not the legitimate president, treated Elon Musk very shamefully. Inflation is terrible. Putin is invading. Kill Joe Biden.

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:n:

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god, that would be 1000 times funnier

why do i even ever post

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Trump comes back and immediately tweets the G*mer Word, consequently is elected for 2 more terms

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Would die of coom loss in unending dramagasm if that happened

:marseytrain2:, :marseytrain:, train, troid, TIM, Ellen Page, Steve Akins

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All it needs to be is "Guess who's back?" And a picture of him grinning smugly

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Sorry to keep you waiting. Complicated business. Complicated

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:gigachadglow:


:#marseytwerkingtalking:

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just in time for the republican primaries :marseytroublemaker:

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We´re in the best timeline for drama

:#marseywholesome:

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Legit I give it what, a week? Two weeks? DDR gonna be back in the game.

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:#marseyhappening:

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:#marseyneet:

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Bought just before announcement, thanks for the free 2 bucks space daddy :marseysmug:

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It's over for trans lives matter cels

https://x.com/transscribe/status/1518614801760636929

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Why do 🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃 always say it's unsafe if they dont like something. How does some rightoid not buying into your delusions ok Twitter make you unsafe

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If you're trans, rightoids have the power to punch you through your computer. That's why they're in so much danger

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:marseypikachu2:

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Frick you, man. @DahvieVanityFan just tried punching a :marseytrain2: through my screen because of you're advice and now @DahvieVanityFan will have too buy a new monitor.

It is obvious that the Trans Lives Matter crowd has devised another method too keep @DahvieVanityFan off the social media. @DahvieVanityFan WILL ADAPT.

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If you're trans then everything bad that happens to you increases the already astronomical risk of you killing yourself.


:#marseyklennycross:

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harm

That magic word.

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They played too much Arcanum

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Who hasn't? :marseyboomer:

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I had to fill in a CAPTCHA for Twitter and at the end it said "You may now return safely Twitter." B-word how can pixels on a screen be unsafe?

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:!marseytrain:s copying the woman crybully playbook but 3x more spastic and annoying

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Same reason old white ladies feel unsafe around black people. They're foids, don't expect them to make too much sense

:#marseytrans2:

(Trans lives matter)

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Absolutely cataclysmic. He's a schoolyard bully with the means to make a personal grudge into a mass policy decision.

They are words on a screen :marseylaptop:

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The flood gates will be opened and it will be glorious.


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Blaire White coming in hot.

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:marseyxd:

google and apple can make twitter dissapear

:marseythinkorino: :derprealization:

...I 100% forgot there is a large class of tech illiterates who think of twitter an "an app". can't install software outside of official app stores, and barely use even their mobile web browsers.

but wait... if google and apple yeet twitter from their app stores, does this mean tech illiterate phone users won't be able to easily access twitter?

:marseyxd:

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if google and apple yeet twitter from their app stores, does this mean tech illiterate phone users won't be able to easily access twitter?

Yes. This would be the best timeline. The anti-trust fallout would be amazing.

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the app will always exist on your phone, but if you delete it, its gone for good

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Unless of course you download it from anywhere.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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Oh lord please in the name of all that is hilarious and dramatic let Apple and Google be r-slurred enough to actually delist Twitter from their app stores. I'd love to see Elon be spurred into filing an antitrust suit against them that actually has teeth.

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God that'd be tits, musk can be the next teddy Roosevelt breaking up the trusts

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Cute and valid

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Good time for someone to spin up a bait sub. Something about private companies being able to allow or ban what they want. Redditors already seething about that being turned around on them.

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R/makeyourowninternet

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It already exists. /r/modsupport

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Lmao wow

Twitter either explodes even more in popularity or dies, no in between

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I’m more excited to see what another unprofitable business does to Elon’s house of cards.

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He loses unfathomable sums of money just to make people seethe, and that makes him the most based man alive

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Given TSLA's valuation with a price/earnings of 204x (Ford, for comparison, is 3x,) TWTR could lose even more money under Musk and fanboys would still push the market cap up

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That would be best cause I just bought 2 shares and I dont want to lose my 100 dollars

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Yeah lmao, what the frick is he thinking? Equal parts cringe but also dramapilled.

TWTRq when?

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That too. The man's now got four or five billion dollar companies surviving on hype alone.

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