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How Carp Sees the World—or, Come Laugh at the Disabled :marseycarpdead:

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The Fish unwisely revealed in his recent thread that he is physically disabled:

I’m partially colorblind and I always thought your name was blue lol. Blue-purple are my worst colors

Amusingly, actual carp can see more colors than humans, up into the near-ultraviolet: Carp, therefore, is strictly visually inferior to carp.

Blue–Purple discrimination is worst in protanopes—people who have wonky or absent red-sensitive cells in the retina. Since we don't know how 'partially' colorblind he is, I uncharitably assume he is maximally impaired in red perception.

And this is how he sees the world:

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I’m drunk and we just had a janniebrawl with CTcord groomers and I really want to read this but I can’t but I just appreciate threads about me so I want to participate

Hi

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I'm going to be drunk soon too. Just finished lifting.

:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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I’m drunk

print me money please

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Carp do you like sushi

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I’m actually deathly allergic to fish

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Allergic…. To… fish…

:#marseynotes:

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D…ea….thly

:#marseynotes2:

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When did we get backside writing marsey?

:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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I made it forever ago

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See his flair for proof!

:marseysoypoint:

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It’s True!

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:#marseygivecrown:

:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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And why does its tail look like a dildo? :marseykink:

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You're a complicated man with many layers

:marseykneel:

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like an onion

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lol carp is a soyboy

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:marseyagree:

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So you're toxic to yourself? self destructive habits aren't good, bro! :marseysad:

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I think it's cute that ur disabled :3

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Hi carp

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Hi baby

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:#marseyblush:

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Carp will you give me an autograph?

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carpathianflorist

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I’m printing this out and selling it on eBay

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Sell it as an NFT

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It was strictly for monetary gain.

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How much are you willing to sell it for?

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Drunk enough to be unfaithful?

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Whatcha drinkin hot stuff

:horny:

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Yuengling DUH

I ran out of golden monkey

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God you're just like my dad

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What is a janniebrawl and who are CTcord groomers

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Tf is CTcord

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mb cringetopia cord…?

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Oh yeah that makes sense. Tell us what happened carp

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I suspect this person might be a libertarian

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Cumtown makes more sense given he listens to red scare

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computer drunk

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Is your skin moist and pliant?

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☹️ I miss all the good janniecord drama 😫

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