How Carp Sees the World—or, Come Laugh at the Disabled :marseycarpdead:

The Fish unwisely revealed in his recent thread that he is physically disabled:

I’m partially colorblind and I always thought your name was blue lol. Blue-purple are my worst colors

Amusingly, actual carp can see more colors than humans, up into the near-ultraviolet: Carp, therefore, is strictly visually inferior to carp.

Blue–Purple discrimination is worst in protanopes—people who have wonky or absent red-sensitive cells in the retina. Since we don't know how 'partially' colorblind he is, I uncharitably assume he is maximally impaired in red perception.

And this is how he sees the world:

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I’m drunk and we just had a janniebrawl with CTcord groomers and I really want to read this but I can’t but I just appreciate threads about me so I want to participate

Hi


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I’m drunk

print me money please

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Carp do you like sushi

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I’m actually deathly allergic to fish


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Allergic…. To… fish…

:#marseynotes:

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D…ea….thly

:#marseynotes2:

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When did we get backside writing marsey?


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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I made it forever ago

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See his flair for proof!

:marseysoypoint:

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It’s True!

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:#marseygivecrown:


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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And why does its tail look like a dildo? :marseykink:

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You're a complicated man with many layers

:marseykneel:

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So you're toxic to yourself? self destructive habits aren't good, bro! :marseysad:

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Reported by:

I think it's cute that ur disabled :3

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Hi carp

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Hi baby


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:#marseyblush:

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Post numbers:

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Carp will you give me an autograph?


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carpathianflorist


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I’m printing this out and selling it on eBay


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Sell it as an NFT


:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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Drunk enough to be unfaithful?

:marseyblush:

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Whatcha drinkin hot stuff

:horny:

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Yuengling DUH

I ran out of golden monkey


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God you're just like my dad

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What is a janniebrawl and who are CTcord groomers

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Tf is CTcord

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mb cringetopia cord…?

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Oh yeah that makes sense. Tell us what happened carp

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I suspect this person might be a p-dophile

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Cumtown makes more sense given he listens to red scare

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computer drunk

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Is your skin moist and pliant?

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☹️ I miss all the good janniecord drama 😫

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I'm going to be drunk soon too. Just finished lifting.


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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carpology.net

A whole website for dumb fish :marseylaugh:


Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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i like to turn on the funny color modes in the video games idk why they call it "accessibility" when it's clearly clown mode for comedy people but i support them :marseyhappy:

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in MW3 color blind mode would let you see enemy UAVs and harriers ect.

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He sees the world through Ukraine-tunnel

Slava! :marseysunflower::marseysunflower::marseysunflower::marseysunflower::marseysunflower:

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:#marseysoypoint:

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:!#marsoyhype:

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:#marseysoypoint2:

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!blackjack200

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GOLDEN :marseycarpdead:!

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on the janniecord he needed help finding "weed green" :marseylaugh:

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and because he's blind you can say whatever you want about him with no consequences

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colorblind gang gang

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:#marseyplane: :#marseyjetfighter: :#marseyanticarp:

:!marseylaugh: :marseycarp3pat: :marseylaugh:

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Normally I’d take any opportunity to bully @carpathianflorist but I’m also slightly colorblind so he gets a pass on this.

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no wonder they don’t let you see patients

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Is your condition a new revelation? :marseyreading:

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I’ve known for over a decade. Found out when I saw my first H&E. Honestly forgot about it until my pink name came into question

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I imagine this was more shocking, correct? :marseycheerup:

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Yes, this is way more shocking (not the fact that I could never be a path who don’t have to luckily deal with patients).

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I could never be a path

Huh? :marseyconfused:

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Pathologist.

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How come you couldn’t become one?

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Slight color blindness. Wouldn’t be able to tell cancerous cells from normal cells on an H&E and no way I could give an accurate KI-67.

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I like the colorblindness marsey #disabilityawareness #representation #marsey :marseydisabled: :marseyblm:

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:#marseycarp3pat:

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:#marseyarmenia:

Snapshots:

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Holy shit that legit looks dreary and depressing.

Imagine not being able to enjoy the colorful frivolity of rdrama. What a sad existence that must be. :marseycarpdead:

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How would one make a nessage that he cant see...

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Check out: https://webvision.med.utah.edu/book/part-viii-psychophysics-of-vision/color-perception/ (Ctrl-F "Figure 18" and look at that section, esp Fig. 19).

If you hunt down the citation in the figure and get the formulas to compute the precise lines through the CIE space, you can then convert those into RGB (maybe needing some sort of illumination transfer function?). Or grab the actual Ishihara plates off Wikimedia Commons and sample the colors out of a protanopia-discriminating plate.

You should make something funny with this. It will be good for Dramacoin. Doubleplusgood if you design a Marsey that colorblindcels can't understand. :!marseytroublemaker:

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alas i dont know what any of this shit means :marseycry:

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Use colors from the thing on the left and it'll look like the thing on the right.

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My buddy has tritanopia which made a lot of sense because he's super wingcuck and everything looks like the transflag to him

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Sad! Blue and purple are the sexiest colors.

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