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I hope the hell you believe in swallows you whole pic.twitter.com/sKDAOQtQhP
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) May 12, 2022
I hope the hell you believe in swallows you whole pic.twitter.com/sKDAOQtQhP
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) May 12, 2022
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I don't think saying burger lives matter is reasonable
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Itβs objective fact. Burgers have the biggest military, if burger lives are affected, the rest of the world is affected reactively.
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Yea youβre right but I hate it because burgers are r3tarded and I donβt want them influencing my politics
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Agreed. American exceptionalism is r-slurred
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How is it r-slurred when we're actually the best in the world?
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Best at eating
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What you think our starving Great Depression grandparents would want us to let all this food we produce to go to waste?
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If you didnβt serve in your countries military youβre part of why itβs like that
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All our countryβs military does since WW2 is support burger missions so thatβs no help either- the war our politicians seem to want is defending burger interests against China and I do not want to do that- once a war starts if and only if the Chinx land in Queensland or something Iβll join up (but only reluctantly cos Queenslanders deserve Chinese occupation)
Like itβs either grumble and refuse to celebrate Halloween like I normally do or die for American business interests
Iβd join a militia but we banned guns so there arenβt any
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Without America, your nation would look like Malaysia. The only reason your nation matters is because Americans are so charitable they care about their r-slurred anglo brothers who were too stupid to leave the empire earlier. Australian politics is just an extension of American politics because American politics is the only thing keeping you ozzies relevant. Once America wises up like England and leaves you in the dust, Indonesians, Malaysians and Chinese will flood your country and soon enough it will just be one more middle-tier Asian nation with too many people.
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Look ngl Chinx in our country are actually really good at assimilation- I know Americans and Vietnamese who have lived in this country for an equivalent number of years and the Asians become more Aussie than me whoβs family has been here 200 years and the burgers (and Poms tbf) stay the way they were, and even convert some of us to their own idiosyncratic culture war via Twitter
Put simply the Chinx are not a threat to Aussie culture, itβs way more likely to see a Chinx singing βup there Cazalyβ than a burger
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Well hoping for too much too soon from such a cucked start point wonβt help. Burger interests donβt always but more align with euro interests more than anyone else. And euro militaries that can pull more of their own weight get more say if and when the roided up op us military deigns to take opinions from our auxiliary allies.
(Thereβs a reason that 300 resonated so hard with the burgers, we have an underdog fetish but then at the end when the whole army shows up, obvs thatβs us too)
Shit talking aside I cross trained with the Royal Marines and they could pt and drink like ungodly amounts, but their actual shooting and moving, especially in urban combat was hella mid.
Itβs maybe not something to be proud of, and thereβs a lot more to war than just room clearing, but for room clearing specifically, Big city Swat teams are beating most of the worlds military units in the ranking there.
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I should explain Iβm not a euro Iβm a boomerang. Put simply we donβt have any say in any conflicts ever, and honestly no real gains even (China owing Taiwan means nothing to us), and one of our best security scholars (Hugh White) recommends either becoming a regional power without burger supervision (he doesnβt like this idea but ngl I do) or surrendering to China (which he likes but I donβt); TLDR my country is screwed by the modern economic order of things
I did consider going down the ADFA route (but that seems too regimented, I mean ADFA people arenβt allowed to go around and frick strangers I mean wtf) but I instead decided to get a degree that guarantees me becoming a so hopefully I can help make my country an actual sovereign nation with real culture instead of a yank colony
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I think I hear a dingo eating the prawns and abo meat off your barbi, but you donβt have guns so you just have to hide inside and pray he doesnβt decide he prefers fresh meat and eats you instead.
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Tbf at least like the mother country we know how to use a knife
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You never buy anything with electronic components made in Taiwan?
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Huh? Just continue being a useful port for the NATO-Japan-Taiwan alliance. It's significantly cheaper, and... you don't need to surrender to China? (Why should Australia choose the path of Tibet, Hong Kong, or Xinjiang? I don't get it).
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You guys could try getting strong enough to at least be more trouble than itβs worth to take over unless things get really serious. Anything beyond just choosing which daddy to get buck broken by.
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Have you tried not being a historical loser?
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You shouldnβt have been a cuck and refused to pay for your own military then.
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This from a country of 25 million
Stfu
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13th place isnβt even first loser.
The typical Australian. At least itβs not an emu.
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Eat the burgers franchise war now
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Real burger mothers produce enough milk sweaty.
Only ones needing formula are vegans and immigrants.
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