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I have actually important HR shit to deal with involving getting signatures from HR about people that are literally going to be working here in 43 days that need confirmation before they close on their homes or sign rental agreements.
What notifications did I get from HR today? Our SOPs got updated to correct a missing period or capital letter that needs to be under case. (Edit: OMG it took over 10 people to approve an SOP, that was done by the department and medical director, to electronically sign when they donβt understand 99% of the SOP)
How fricking difficult is it to sign paperwork when all of the previous work like backgrounds, drugs and CC checks have been done???
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/r/loveforHR when?
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I can see the πππ taking over HR in the future, especially the Bardfinn type. A bunch of meaningless power and ability to discipline people about pronouns I would think interest them.
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The hr lady at my place is a covid Nazi so not too far off.
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The worst culprits are the otherwise normal leadership that refuses to take charge of situations like covid restrictions because theyre cowards, so they just keep deferring to obviously schizo safetyeism infected foids
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Lol. This is literally everyone at where I work. Rumblings are the company president wanted to bring back the annual Christmas party last year but she overruled him because it "wasn't safe."
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HR where Iβm at doesnβt care. I slept with a guy that tested positive the next day and was told Iβm fine to go into work
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positive for covid or aids?
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Yes.
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Both!
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ΒΏPorque no los dos?
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Bussy
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Hate to tell you Ted...
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π¨Bard bot alert!π¨
Reset the counter. Current counter was: 0 days, 3 hours, 5 minutes
Record is 0 days, 21 hours
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Just 4 months more for an anniversary
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If HR goes choo-choo, where will the dogfrickers work?
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Techcel here, they already are
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This is literally the job of school administrators.
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This isn't too far off and it's a step up from $0 salary internet janny with the same perks to control what people can say and think.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Iβm fine with every loveforx but if itβs HR Iβll start a fight
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Sounds like it's a perfect bait sub then.
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I canβt even bait for this one ironically
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don't make it a lovefor sub, both rightoids and lefotids (actually make that everyone) hate HR (as expected), it could be the first long running bait sub we make in a while
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/r/HRhomies
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Such stories as:
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This is not okay. Death to HR
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Yes please.
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How fat are the women in your HR department?
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Itβs a bunch of skinny Mexicans that live in the ghetto
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Inclusion at its peak
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HR is drafting an email about this comment as we speak.
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HR is busy sitting on their asses and waiting for an SOP to sign without reading or dealing with some foid on her period.
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A medical office u say?
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wtf I love human resources now
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All of my HR people are fat Mexican women. I think one of them has an associates degree and a rich husband.
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This surprises me. I've only ever seen white people or amazon angry black women in HR.
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We have a couple attractive Mexican chicks and a few male feminists (who are also pretty attractive all things aside)
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Younger guys that work in hospitals are usually jacked to compensate for the lady job lol
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Most look like they belong on the cover of Sports Illustrated but there is one chick who is super fricking hot.
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Its a job dominated by women. Of course they're all fricking useless. Just like teachers or nurses
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Sounds like a good couple days work at least. That is assuming the r-slur employees used proper grammar.
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HR is the janny hub of the corporate world
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I love seeing/reading people rage about something I don't understand. I find it unironically fun to see/ feel the passion of their anger.
Wait.... Am I a cute twink?
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If it wasnβt for the fact that itβs entertaining and dramatic, I wouldnβt post my rage. I just hope that somebody here understands that HR is just a bunch of unmarried middle age losers living in apartments trying to have some control in their life by inconveniencing everybody else.
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In my country people go to college to get social HR degree just to do nothing. And my country has kinda minimum wage for bachelor degree. And hire how my friend 25 year old foid works at gov neetbux organization. She has 200 people that she supposedly check in every 3 months like help them with hospital bills, electric bills and etc. So this is how she works, she comes 2 time a week to her office and spend there 3 hours than she goes back home and she get 2000 euro net a month.
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HR is the mole on the butt of every corporate entity on earth. Similar to how lawyers and journos are the scavengers and parasites of society respectively.
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HR =/= Work
Baka doctor
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My HR lady gave me the most suggestive double eyebrow raise I have ever seen when she walked past my desk the other day, shit stressed me out
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Sue her for sexual harassment for fun.
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HR is a dramanaut job
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TAKE THAT BACK
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Yikes sweaty thats problematic why dont you head over to human resources to sign up for a diversity class
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HR creates only proxy drama. Their only drama is pissing off everybody else to the point that they create drama.
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One of our mods is a legitimate nazi I feel sick I'll be migrating to SRD soon.
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Thing is, if someone actually wanted to frick the people that works in HR, they probably wouldn't be working in the HR department in the first place.
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Have you ever had the displeasure of working in the VA system? That is somehow a whole extra level of HR heck
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We take Tricare and frick that heck. If I wanted to sit on the phone for 6 hours bouncing back between HR and insurance adjusters Iβd rather keep myself safe but at least I get to play Games on my phone
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HR made me late to my uncles funeral because the guy who was supposed to my income verification quit and i spent an entire day emailing and calling people to find someone who could do it so I wouldnβt get fired
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jfc this makes me hate them even more.
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It took me 5 months to get 3 hr bodies to sign a 1 page document affirming that i was moving to the office i was directed to move to by hr
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This is every department at my job
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preach! I fricking hate HR almost as much as journ*lists.
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We're just here to help!
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only way out of banging an HR lady is marriage or switching companies
as soon as you decline to do it again, your career downfall begins
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