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quick and easy trick to make your local army recruiters SEETHE and COPE

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What's funny is that OP is likely an incel doing nothing with his life who would benefit greatly from joining the army.

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who, me?

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Affirmative

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do you…not know me??? lmao i’m a foid who’s about to graduate from college with a job already lined up in ornithology, keep coping :marseynut:

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Considering how much time you've spent with :marseycarp2:, you should have no problem getting a job in ichthyology if ornithology doesn't work out. :marseywholesome:

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i actually am quite interested in ichthyology!

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Went to college to study birds :marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh:

I'd call that recruiter back ASAP and beg forgiveness. Otherwise you're repaying your loans for BIRD STUDIES until age 74

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i’m a bio major. gonna do field work for a bit and then go to grad school for a research position. pays surprisingly well

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grad school for a research position. pays surprisingly well

:marseylaugh::marseylaugh::marseylaugh:

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i mean i know it’s not MUCH, i’m not looking to get rich, just want to make enough money to live in my little cabin in the woods

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Ted help what bird is this in my backyard? I listened to "birds of the Midwest" videos so now i can identify mourning doves and bluejays and Cardinals and shit but this one eludes me. It's a simple two-tone whistle, first pitch higher than the second.

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vocaroo your best impression of it.

There's a lot of "chicka-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee"s around here.

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yeah found a different video (birds of minnesota) that said it's a chickadee

mourning doves and cardinals are by far the most prevalent here

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was there supposed to be a video or recording attached to this?? reading your description of it though, i’m reminded of a Black-capped Chickadee’s β€œfee-bee” call

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Nope, i refused to elaborate any further. But yes, it's a black capped chickadee i keep hearing

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gonna do field work for a bit

That reminds me, is it true that when you net birds for id you snap the necks of any cowbirds you guys catch?

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absolutely not!!!!!!!!!

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Well I heard it’s mandatory since the cowbirds are penetrating the interiors of forests and destroying the eggs of other birds there.

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Ew a vertebrate lover. :nauseous:

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only birds and herps. mammals are NOT valid

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More than five common names per family = I don't care.

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Fake news :#marseytrump:

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t. Army Recruiter

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It's a foid

You can tell by the constant attention whoring

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