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quick and easy trick to make your local army recruiters SEETHE and COPE
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You would be a great addition to the military - all 95 lbs of your stimulant addicted and schizophrenic mind and body would have been a huge asset.
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Iβm like 108 lbs rn not 95 smh
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yikes, ok, fat.
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i know right. broke a chair in english today smh my butt too fat
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god i wish i was that chair
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I hate hate hate this emoji
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Marseyphobic scum
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why are you cheating on
@idk? scrotes are all the same smdh
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foids like fuccbois, i bet your panties get wet for neurodivergent dramatard inkwell frickboys
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I'm only into mysterious but hot edgelords
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spinning plates bro
, why you snitching 
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heck ye bro give us that red pill field report when u can King
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What a blast to the pastβ¦ I miss βdreadgameβ, βhamster-ingβ, peepee carousel, HB8/sub8, running βgameβs, spinning plates, beta bucks alpha fricks, monk mode, cold showersβ¦ good times.
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π¨Bard bot (near miss) alert!π¨
I'll let it slide this time, but I'm watching you...
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Bonk
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You're never gonna make it on the Russian figure skating team like that, lardass.
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idk how to figure skate
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oh honey
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*high-fructose corn syrup
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i know, itβs sad smh
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If youβre a moid, time to hop on the train.
If youβre a foid, time to hop on the bus neighbor you about to miss elementary school
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what the heck does this even mean
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i got off the stims and gained weight, then went back on the stims and began losing it again
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yes, and?
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Schizophrenic stimulant addicts are much better suited for a career in the CIA.
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this is true. letβs bring back MK Ultra 2.0
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>implying MKULTRA was ever stopped
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shit ur rightβ¦ π΅βπ«
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I though the CIA was Mormon domain?
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Wow TED lock up your minge because this guy is hungry for it!
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:marseychastitycage:
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Think of all the local women she'd be saving from r*pe.
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That's literally the ideal fighter pilot, 100% unironically
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unless you're inside a Warrior AFV
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Pretty sure you get insta disqualified if you take any prescription drugs
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How did you get on this list in the first place?
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I wouldn't doubt that the college sold them a list of student names and contacts.
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How do I get in on this racket?
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Start your own national army then hire a bunch of recruiters to bribe college admin staff for student lists.
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No I want to be on the receiving end of the money.
BRB founding a college.
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Just start a crowdfund and say your uni's gonna give underprivileged youth the education they deserve.
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Didn't sandbag their national fitness tests
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It's easier for legacy foids
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Recruiters love targetting people with partial college degrees and high school diplomas who don't have a clear path forward career wise lol, they hit up colleges and high schools looking for people to keep an eye on to try to scoop up at a low moment
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Most of those people would probably benefit from military service. As long as we don't go to war in the next year
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no idea
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I like to use lots of exclamation points! It means I'm totally not mad at all!
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heβs just very enthusiastic!
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Guarantee that's a foid. That's how they write.
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How would you know, inkwell
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Moids will confront you with aggression towards your aggression, woe-moids try to make you feel bad about your actions and imply someone besides them is shaming you. I used this foid detecting strat with high accuracy before 2016-17ish until it was suddenly pinging a bunch of low test false positives (or maybe not
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Big money deals my friend. Apperantly every person that works at a bank is a woman and their emails are full of exclamation marks.
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What's funny is that OP is likely an incel doing nothing with his life who would benefit greatly from joining the army.
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who, me?
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Affirmative
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do youβ¦not know me??? lmao iβm a foid whoβs about to graduate from college with a job already lined up in ornithology, keep coping
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Went to college to study birds
I'd call that recruiter back ASAP and beg forgiveness. Otherwise you're repaying your loans for BIRD STUDIES until age 74
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iβm a bio major. gonna do field work for a bit and then go to grad school for a research position. pays surprisingly well
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i mean i know itβs not MUCH, iβm not looking to get rich, just want to make enough money to live in my little cabin in the woods
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Ted help what bird is this in my backyard? I listened to "birds of the Midwest" videos so now i can identify mourning doves and bluejays and Cardinals and shit but this one eludes me. It's a simple two-tone whistle, first pitch higher than the second.
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vocaroo your best impression of it.
There's a lot of "chicka-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee"s around here.
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yeah found a different video (birds of minnesota) that said it's a chickadee
mourning doves and cardinals are by far the most prevalent here
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was there supposed to be a video or recording attached to this?? reading your description of it though, iβm reminded of a Black-capped Chickadeeβs βfee-beeβ call
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Nope, i refused to elaborate any further. But yes, it's a black capped chickadee i keep hearing
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That reminds me, is it true that when you net birds for id you snap the necks of any cowbirds you guys catch?
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absolutely not!!!!!!!!!
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Well I heard itβs mandatory since the cowbirds are penetrating the interiors of forests and destroying the eggs of other birds there.
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Considering how much time you've spent with
, you should have no problem getting a job in ichthyology if ornithology doesn't work out. 
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i actually am quite interested in ichthyology!
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Ew a vertebrate lover.
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only birds and herps. mammals are NOT valid
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More than five common names per family = I don't care.
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Fake news
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t. Army Recruiter
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It's a foid
You can tell by the constant attention whoring
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