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McMansions are called that precisely because they are not mansions
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I use to hate McMansions but my friend bought one and TBH it's kind of great. There are so many rooms you can mess with. Need some guest bedrooms? Easy. Want a game room, man cave, library? You've got like 5 extra after that. Kitchen is massive and easy to move around in. They have a grill room they wheel their grill out of.
Basement is larger than my house, and I thought my house was a bit big for one person.
Only problem is how sturdy they are but they chose a good developer.
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In practice most of the non-essential rooms end up unused for 90% of the time unless the owners have a few kids, in which case most of the non-essential rooms are equally unused unless the kids have friends over or the family makes some sort of weekly routine out of using the home theatre. The money put towards a grill room is much better spent on a property you can peepee around on or in a good location where you can actually walk to things, depending on your preferences. I'd pay premium for a massive kitchen though
t. grew up in mcmansions
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My grandfather built up another floor to our house and extended its floorspace, before that 50% the area had been a garden, anticipating that all his children would move back in. Ofc that didn't happen and now even his grandchildren are moving out though he didn't live to see that. Now there's 4 people and 16 rooms there, more maids than our people in the bottom floor.
A garden would have been so much better.
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Aww, your gardenlet gramps must have been shattered.
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Classic baron mistake, recreating commie housing conditions because family
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It looks like Thursdays are their days they get to post pretty mansions. Most of them on other days are, like, Texas subdivisions
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I legit agree with most of the critiques. Newer Texas suburban architecture is fricking terrible.
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Texas is honestly one of the shittiest looking states. If a ruralcel's only experince with a city was in Houston, Austin, and Dallas then it's completely understandable to hate cities
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Honestly a few nukes would improve Houston
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Is Austin really that bad? I thought theyβre considered better than Houston and DFW in that regard?
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Austin suburbs are shit but collin county has pretty cohesive houses
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Pic related, it's every guy with a fat wife telling me how "free and great" moving to Dallas is (he has a 75 minute commute and pays $25k/year in property tax on his rotting 2009-contruction shitbox house)
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To me any big house is a mansion lmao
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God, I know.
People should know their fricking place and stay within their class. Poors and former poors are so gross.
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What about new poors?
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storytellers and lolcows
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Former poors are significantly worse than actual poor people.
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