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SCD they/them  1yr ago (text post) 764 thread views #69848
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Incel trait- Your afraid to shit in public.

You walk in the bathroom at a restaurant and you see someone in the stall but they’re not making any noise 9/10 they waiting for you to leave so they can go back to pooping, I like to frick with them and take my time, make em hold it then pretend your leaving but then pop right back in like you forgot your keys or something so they gotta stop mid turd.

Alpha males like me shit with the stall door open.

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People who are afraid to use public restrooms should probably just dive headfirst off the nearest tall building because they are too weak to go on living.

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i probably havent used public bathrooms for both pissing or pooping unless i was gonna literally piss myself since probably 2nd grade. not because im afraid but because theyre disgusting. my college has good bathrooms though so i use those

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I always have some alcohol spray and some tissues with me in case

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One of my friends told me he has bathroom anxiety, and refuses to use public bathrooms. He even moved into a house on the same street as his work so he could go home to take a dump when he needs.

We don't hang out much anymore

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The Germans have a term for this:

Heimscheißer

Bedeutungen:

[1] umgangssprachlich: Person, welche ihren Stuhlgang ausschließlich zuhause verrichtet

[2] umgangssprachlich: Person, welche ungern verreist

Herkunft:

Determinativkompositum aus den Substantiven Heim und Scheißer

Beispiele:

[1] "Ich habe drei Kinder zwischen 14 und 22 Jahren – alle Heimscheißer."[1]

[1] "Als sich die drei auf den Weg gemacht hatten nutzt ich die Gelegenheit um mich meiner morgendlichen Sitzung zu widmen. Heimscheißer, Sie verstehen!"[2]

[1] "Diagnose: Heimscheißer. Symptomatiken des Nach-Hause-Pendlers"[3]

[1] β€žWenn immer es die Situation erlaubte war ich ein Heimscheißer. Also erledigte ich das und sprang hastig unter die Dusche.β€œ[4]

[1] β€žSie kΓΆnnen es beliebig lange anhalten und dann dort auf die SchΓΌssel springen, wo es ihnen am besten passt. Ihnen ist es somit egal, wann und wo sie mΓΌssen, es ist immer passend. FΓΌr den sogenannten β€žHeimscheißerβ€œ undenkbar.β€œ[5]

[2] "Ich bin Marten McFly – komme aus Hamburg – wohne seit einer Ewigkeit in Berlin – und bin ein Heimscheißer auf Weltreise"[6]

[2] "Ich war davor ja ein β€žHeimscheißerβ€œ, bin nie ohne meine Eltern verreist. "[7]

Though none of you will be able to read it since 99% of you are trash Monolingual Burgers.

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I speak 5 languages but not horsespeak. What does it say?

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I'm not here to educate you sweaty πŸ’…

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Fair.

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I am afraid of touching non virgin woman

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Yeah me too, nobody has checked them for teeth yet down there.

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