You walk in the bathroom at a restaurant and you see someone in the stall but they’re not making any noise 9/10 they waiting for you to leave so they can go back to pooping, I like to frick with them and take my time, make em hold it then pretend your leaving but then pop right back in like you forgot your keys or something so they gotta stop mid turd.
Alpha males like me shit with the stall door open.
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People who are afraid to use public restrooms should probably just dive headfirst off the nearest tall building because they are too weak to go on living.
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One of my friends told me he has bathroom anxiety, and refuses to use public bathrooms. He even moved into a house on the same street as his work so he could go home to take a dump when he needs.
We don't hang out much anymore
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The Germans have a term for this:
Heimscheißer
Though none of you will be able to read it since 99% of you are trash Monolingual Burgers.
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I speak 5 languages but not horsespeak. What does it say?
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I'm not here to educate you sweaty 💅
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Fair.
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I am afraid of touching non virgin woman
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Yeah me too, nobody has checked them for teeth yet down there.
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i probably havent used public bathrooms for both pissing or pooping unless i was gonna literally piss myself since probably 2nd grade. not because im afraid but because theyre disgusting. my college has good bathrooms though so i use those
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I always have some alcohol spray and some tissues with me in case
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