Cilantro Alert! Check out my killer b-fast

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When I eat, it is the food that is scared.

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The Walmart employees must tremble at the sight of your girth as your rascal scrapes the tile flooring beyond repair, threatening to break down at any moment and hoist upon them the herculean task of getting you out of the store

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The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that’s beautiful.

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"You will eat the corpse and be happy" -Rightoids, current year

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Death is natural. We’re born, we survive as long as we’re useful and then we’re killed. Either by our body’s natural decay or by those younger and stronger.

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Dirt is natural. Go eat some dirt

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I regret nothing. The end.

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Degenerate freaks typically don't regret their degeneracy until they face real consequences or find God.

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