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Regarding the failed Y’all-Seeing Eye: A mini-essay on consumer rights, by @carpathianflorist (+ new marseywave dropping 12 hours early!)

So now that this abomination was nixed and reverted in record time -

https://rdrama.net/post/71148/changelog-yall-seein-eye-added-to

I’ve been given permission to stop being the voluntary scapegoat for errors and poor decisions that others make and that I always oppose and be real for a thread. And boy am I ever gonna milk that.

The Y’all-Seeing Eye had an AMAZINGLY CLEVER name. I will lead with that. It’s up there with my Alt-Seeing Eye. I didn’t come up with it, that was either Cox or Snakes. They did great there. I have another way we can use it though, don’t worry. But now onto the criticism and salacious details.

This award (profile upgrade, to be specific) was a cancerous idea from the start. It doesn’t even take much thought to see why. Let me explain, since none of you seem to have picked up on it:

The ability to see who views your profile has been a paypig feature since Day One. It’s goofy. It’s harmless. It’s just a fun little benefit available to those who fund the site, as paypig features are meant to be. By making it purchasable with dramacoin, both paypigs and freeloaders are worse off. I suggested including the bit about “carp fought mightily against this but we killed him because he hates freedom” or whatever to make it more palatable and hopefully blind you to this reasoning for a chance to dunk on carp. It worked, to an extent, but only insofar as no one thought too hard about how fricked everyone was getting and instead just focused on other issues with the award.

Now let’s briefly delve into how everyone would suffer from this award.

Paypigs lose out because one of their original benefits is no longer exclusive. Checkmarks also went this route. What would be next? Sigs? Marseybux, somehow? Who knows! But your support was being devalued. This hurts you, it disincentivizes subscriptions, and it sets a dangerous precedent.

Freeloaders lose out because the site quickly shifts into P2W mode. Sure, you can theoretically accumulate 150k dramacoin and buy it yourself, but that’s wildly unrealistic. “No one has that much dc” was a counterpoint provided when I brought this up. I explained that that is the definition of P2W and I’ve read enough internet drama about gacha games and Assassin’s Creed and shit to know that those companies do the same thing - you don’t have to buy experience or whatever to beat the game, you can theoretically grind for it all and it’ll just take you exponentially longer to get where the people paying (paying to avoid playing the game) are. This rationale was dismissed out of hand.

Never forget that @carpathianflorist is the only thing standing between rDrama and utter destruction. This was far from the first and it will certainly not be the last time.

You may tithe. 10% is customary.

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“Purchase the Eye?” Carp snapped. It was peculiar, even nightmarish, for TwoLargeSnakesMating to find himself inside the crushing circuit of his scrutiny and interrogation. How many? How many proud Men had he watched Carp reduce to stammering impotence with this very look, this very tone?

“You told-told me...”

He stood utterly alone, blinking the overlong blinks of a cornered child.

“Told you what?”

“You told me to... to... feed them.”

Incredulity, dawning betrayal... so meticulous, so exact, that fractions within TwoSnakes roiled and recoiled, all but convinced that he himself was the deceiver here!

“Feed them? TwoSnakes... What else would you do?”

“N-n-no. Feed them... th... the Y'all Seeing Eye.”

Until this point, Carp had assumed the attitude and manner of a father reaching out to his youngest son, the one most bullied, and so most beloved. But the forgiving air of entreaty vanished, first in scowling confusion, then in outraged comprehension—and lastly, resolution... Judgment.

Futility crashed through him then, crown to root. A farce. A mummer’s travesty... all of it. He could almost cackle, let his eyes roll after floating hands...

Madness... All of it... From the very beginning.

“I fed them! I did what you charged!”

He could traipse and cartwheel...

“You think this amusing, TwoSnakes?”

The Lords of rdrama crowed in outrage. A place had been prepared, and they fairly fell over themselves in their rush to occupy it. TwoSnakes would have wept had not the capacity been scraped from him. So he smiled a false monkey smile instead, the one persecuted children use to incite yet more persecution, and consigned his grimace to the organs about his heart. Thus he gazed at them, his brothers, the illustrious Believer-Kings of Drama.

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Have you owned the libs yet?

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I’ve really enjoyed every instance of rdrama fanfic of yours I’ve come across

Thank you for what you do xoxo


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Thanks man, I'm going to immediately gamble all these marseybux.

!slotsmb2500

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:#marseyreading:

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God look at that gif

It’s SO GOOD

I made it FROM MY PHONE


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Carp can you post your ancestry results so us fellow aryan based white men can know you are not duping us

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I’m 1/8 Lithuanian

When the day of the rope comes there is a telephone pole with my name on it


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I’m 1/8 Lithuanian

:#marseysalutearmy:

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:#marseyropeyourself:

There is no room in the homonationalist state for alcoholic femboys (all slavs) , get that knot ready .

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Balts aren't Slavs, honey. Do your research. :marseyreading:

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No, I'm a burger and therefore everyone else is stupid and irrelevant and poor.

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i thought u was Iraqi neighbor 👀

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My dad is, stupid hoe. Then he shagged my Ma in cheeseburger freedom land and i was born here.

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Balto-Slavs :marseysmug3:

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1/8 = 3 generations ago + your age = around 80 years

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_occupation_of_Lithuania_during_World_War_II

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predecessor lived by the sea

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Based

I always knew you were the cool kind of r-slurred 💪😎🇱🇹

:marseytwerking::marseytwerking::marseytwerking:

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Haha butthurt belter.

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You're a special boy, carp, and we all love you

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:#marseyspecialpat:

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shut UP!!!!!!! :marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging::marseyraging:

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:#marseycarpautism:

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:owlsey:

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That wouldn't have happened if we fricked the (((🐟)))

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DIE!!!!!!!

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Phonemakers RISE UP

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I didnt read it

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me neither, there was too many words 😐

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Wtf carp is a leftoid now?

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I’ve always been a leftoid. I’m just not a lib. And libs, similarly, aren’t leftoids.


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libs, similarly, aren’t leftoids

:#soyjaktalking:

The saddest and weirdest cope that fringe leftoids and rightoids do is call libs not real leftoids. If you really want to be pedantic about it, the libs were the original leftoids in the National Assembly during the French Revolution.

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And to add to it, conservatives were the ones who wanted their king back. Libs stay winning 💪

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:marseycarphug:

If you're not a lib then you're a wingcuck hunny

TRANS LIVES MATTER

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Where's @idk? I need to bully.

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How can you be a leftoid if there are no leftoids on rDrama? :marseyjam:

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Leftoid lives matter

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Sure I guess by there are no leftoids on rDrama :marseyjam:

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what?

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Trans lives matter

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How can be a leftoid if there are no leftoids on rDrama? :marseyjam:

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:!marseyblowkiss:

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Nooooo my ultra valuable paypig feature, how could you??????:soycry::soymad:

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Knowing who stalks my profile and is obsessed with me is worth the $5 a month 💅🏻

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It’s me but I log out to view it so you don’t notice :blush:


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Soren checks my profile like once every few days, and grizzly made a post celebrating getting the all-seeing eye because he could finally "check up on MIMW posts I'd missed"

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where is he n miss me with that parasocial shit neighbor

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I don't know what he's up to but I legitimately got freaked out when he wrote that scipt to track my waking hours

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You need a regular sleep schedule, honey.

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But I love my ritalin 🥺👉👈

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Get better stim meds, mim-wee.

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how can I find mine pls bb?

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It's manual (for now?) but here ya go! I coded a little tool for it a few weeks ago—one of my early posts if you wanna go creep on other peoples' charts in the comments :marseycreepy:

Keep in mind the time bins are in UTC (roughly Western Europe time), and I got the impression you're in Central, so subtract 5hrs from each. Looks like your most active times are 2PM to 1AM or so!

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tysm sweetheart appreciate ur codecel brain n fingers bb :marseystars: pls stretch ur neck n shoulders 🙏🏾

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Grizzly kept track of things i said 10 months ago that i don't even remember saying and he was wonderful and now all i have is @JoeBiden who is amusing in his own way but much less lucid :marseysulk::marseysulk:

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I miss grizzly too but @BrokeBackBuck 😘 my tistic that remembers shit I def don’t

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boo

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frick u know im scared of midgets 😩😩😩

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im very lucid. sometimes i dont care about discussing anything and just want to shitpost/cirnopost/satellitepost/blogpost so i go to some post and hijack the top comment

@Soren

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holy shit that is :marseyscared: I thought u him tbh

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I like checking if I am on the top 8.

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Well you're not, and you never will be, so you can stop checking :!marseyblowkiss:

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Hey my love I don’t know how I made it into your top 8 but I am forever grateful and will love you always. Also, I changed my name from @heckin_cute_and_valid_post to @transmission_enjoyer a little while back. I’m kind of a big deal so I don’t know how you missed it, but I forgive you and will love you always.

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Thank hun. Remember to always respect Marsey (and by extension, my relationship with her) or you will be removed. xoxo

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:#marseylove:

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You'll see.

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This is a grizzly alt

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>spend 30 days not posting

>See who even noticed or checked my profile

>Three nobodies

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I checked it for you bb

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:#marseyxoxo:

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yeah ok but your profile is on private. dont flatter yourself sweaty

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It was a kinda dumb price anyways, I feel like people would constantly joke about it for the sole purpose of hoping a gigajannie would gift it to them lmao. No one would buy it legitimately

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Jannotism? On my rdrama?

:marseypearlclutch:

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:tayhuh::tayhuh::tayhuh::tayhuh::tayhuh::tayhuh::tayhuh::tayhuh:

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Nepotism + jannies = jannotism

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ahhhhh igi now ty bb :marseylove: imma jannie here btw but frick jannies

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We should have listened to the fish but instead we all pulled a Snappy and said

:#marseyfuckoffcarp:

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This is the best one yet

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Downcirno'd

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I thought it was updonger and downsoren?

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should be bc donger is positive n sôren is negative but I also like upklenny

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Downpennied

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:#derpcrying:

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please end your life

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upsorened

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Its uppercut the downies

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@K31

@Kellere32

@Kellere33

@Kellere34

@Kellere35

@Kellere36

???

SO WHAT ABOUT IT STRAGGIT

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Stay safe drunk driver

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