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Regarding the failed Y’all-Seeing Eye: A mini-essay on consumer rights, by @carpathianflorist (+ new marseywave dropping 12 hours early!)

So now that this abomination was nixed and reverted in record time -

https://rdrama.net/post/71148/changelog-yall-seein-eye-added-to

I’ve been given permission to stop being the voluntary scapegoat for errors and poor decisions that others make and that I always oppose and be real for a thread. And boy am I ever gonna milk that.

The Y’all-Seeing Eye had an AMAZINGLY CLEVER name. I will lead with that. It’s up there with my Alt-Seeing Eye. I didn’t come up with it, that was either Cox or Snakes. They did great there. I have another way we can use it though, don’t worry. But now onto the criticism and salacious details.

This award (profile upgrade, to be specific) was a cancerous idea from the start. It doesn’t even take much thought to see why. Let me explain, since none of you seem to have picked up on it:

The ability to see who views your profile has been a paypig feature since Day One. It’s goofy. It’s harmless. It’s just a fun little benefit available to those who fund the site, as paypig features are meant to be. By making it purchasable with dramacoin, both paypigs and freeloaders are worse off. I suggested including the bit about “carp fought mightily against this but we killed him because he hates freedom” or whatever to make it more palatable and hopefully blind you to this reasoning for a chance to dunk on carp. It worked, to an extent, but only insofar as no one thought too hard about how fricked everyone was getting and instead just focused on other issues with the award.

Now let’s briefly delve into how everyone would suffer from this award.

Paypigs lose out because one of their original benefits is no longer exclusive. Checkmarks also went this route. What would be next? Sigs? Marseybux, somehow? Who knows! But your support was being devalued. This hurts you, it disincentivizes subscriptions, and it sets a dangerous precedent.

Freeloaders lose out because the site quickly shifts into P2W mode. Sure, you can theoretically accumulate 150k dramacoin and buy it yourself, but that’s wildly unrealistic. “No one has that much dc” was a counterpoint provided when I brought this up. I explained that that is the definition of P2W and I’ve read enough internet drama about gacha games and Assassin’s Creed and shit to know that those companies do the same thing - you don’t have to buy experience or whatever to beat the game, you can theoretically grind for it all and it’ll just take you exponentially longer to get where the people paying (paying to avoid playing the game) are. This rationale was dismissed out of hand.

Never forget that @carpathianflorist is the only thing standing between rDrama and utter destruction. This was far from the first and it will certainly not be the last time.

You may tithe. 10% is customary.

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I didn’t know people hated it, what kind of drama did I miss? :marseyreading:

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I don't care about this at all beyond the name/icon being based. You're stupid for caring about it.

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10% of what?

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The ability to see who views your profile has been a paypig feature since Day One.

I had no idea

thank u for obsessively stalking my profile 12x a day btw carp, <3 u

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I'm glad to see rdrama was wasting away having drama over a badge or something while I was being productive and killed Rennala. You guys are a bunch no-lifes.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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Thanos carp?

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It should allow to see peoples dms :marseytroublemaker::marseytroublemaker:

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All this shit happened between 8pm and 10pm Central time yesterday. The frick.

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All hail CarpathianFlorist, savior of rDrama!

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Factcheck: Yes.

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Stay out of my dreams

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GO AWAY I’M MAD AT YOU AGAIN

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If I hadn't goombled away 55k coins I'd be halfway there.

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I forgot I could even do thisb

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don't care, still not paypigging

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Cool.

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:#marseykneel:

It was a good badge though. Y'all represent.

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:#marseyfuckoffcarp:

Snapshots:

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!slots250

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!slots250

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!slots250

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:marseydespair:

!slots500

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!slots250

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Play blackjack r-slur

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thats cool and all but when do actual texans get the badge :marseyflagtexas:

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This is the best one yet

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Downcirno'd

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@K31

@Kellere32

@Kellere33

@Kellere34

@Kellere35

@Kellere36

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SO WHAT ABOUT IT STRAGGIT

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Stay safe drunk driver

:#marseysteerpat:

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I thought it was updonger and downsoren?

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should be bc donger is positive n sôren is negative but I also like upklenny

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Downpennied

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:#derpcrying:

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Its uppercut the downies

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please end your life

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:marseytroublemaker:

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upsorened

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I'd rather die a paycuck than admit to poverty.

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It wasn't nearly as good as "alt-seeing eye".

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Both those reasons are r-slurred.

I don't like the idea that people can follow me around the site, but that was already the case, so whatever.

"Y'all seeing eye" should be repurposed to have to do something with jannies. Maybe it lets you see deleted posts?

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oh my god that would be such a disaster lmao

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That’s my idea, yeah!

FYI - you can set your profile to private and disable followers if you want.


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No, I mean I don't want them seeing what I look at. Seeing what I post is fine.

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A new feature was added and removed with a 8+ paragraph dissertation about what went wrong.... all within 2 hours.

If I could give everyone involved in this a grass award I would.

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What happens to anyone who bought it in the five minutes it was live? Do they at least get to keep the badge?

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Nobody except @TwoLargeSnakesMating did lol

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And I didn't even properly buy it! I minted one with jannie powers for testing. It's just when I got around to removing it, it was for rolling back the update rather than mere fairness :marseycry:

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I get notifs whenever a high value item is bought to keep an eye out for malfeasance. No one bought it.


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Incredibly neurodivergent of you

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Knowing who stalks my profile and is obsessed with me is worth the $5 a month 💅🏻

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yeah ok but your profile is on private. dont flatter yourself sweaty

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>spend 30 days not posting

>See who even noticed or checked my profile

>Three nobodies

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:#marseyxoxo:

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I checked it for you bb

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Soren checks my profile like once every few days, and grizzly made a post celebrating getting the all-seeing eye because he could finally "check up on MIMW posts I'd missed"

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This is a grizzly alt

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I like checking if I am on the top 8.

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Well you're not, and you never will be, so you can stop checking :!marseyblowkiss:

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You'll see.

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where is he n miss me with that parasocial shit neighbor

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I don't know what he's up to but I legitimately got freaked out when he wrote that scipt to track my waking hours

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holy shit that is :marseyscared: I thought u him tbh

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Grizzly kept track of things i said 10 months ago that i don't even remember saying and he was wonderful and now all i have is @JoeBiden who is amusing in his own way but much less lucid :marseysulk::marseysulk:

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im very lucid. sometimes i dont care about discussing anything and just want to shitpost/cirnopost/satellitepost/blogpost so i go to some post and hijack the top comment

@Soren

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I miss grizzly too but @BrokeBackBuck 😘 my tistic that remembers shit I def don’t

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boo

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frick u know im scared of midgets 😩😩😩

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how can I find mine pls bb?

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It's manual (for now?) but here ya go! I coded a little tool for it a few weeks ago—one of my early posts if you wanna go creep on other peoples' charts in the comments :marseycreepy:

Keep in mind the time bins are in UTC (roughly Western Europe time), and I got the impression you're in Central, so subtract 5hrs from each. Looks like your most active times are 2PM to 1AM or so!

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tysm sweetheart appreciate ur codecel brain n fingers bb :marseystars: pls stretch ur neck n shoulders 🙏🏾

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You need a regular sleep schedule, honey.

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But I love my ritalin 🥺👉👈

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Get better stim meds, mim-wee.

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