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[๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”˜๐Ÿ”˜] "We have 1028 Days Left"

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I believe her claim is not that Pfizer intentionally created a death vax, but rather that mRNA technology was rushed through without proper clinical trials, and that (oops) it actually instructs your immune system to attack your organs. (80)

The mRNA has been around for years. Wake up (-14)

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I don't believe it either, simply because Pfizer is too incompetent to create an effective genocide injection. I think the deah cult numbers are far beyond their expectations (85)

The deal is that these concoctions were designed many years ago. They are perfected. They play dumb now bcuz they got caught. Thereโ€™s still too many people following along with the MSM narrative. These vaxes are doing exactly what they wanted them to do- (38)

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Yeah, and it killed all the animals that it was tested on. (20)

Sauce ? (-5)

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She's wrong. She's the other side to the fearporn cult. One side calls for zombie apocalypse, other side calls for vaxageddon.Neither will happen. As long as you play their game you will be locked in the state of fear and trauma while the billionaire parasites keep stealing your wealth and freedoms and you will blame the other side. Wake up, both sides are playing the SAME GAME.Corona will kill you, vax will kill you. God will flood the earth, global warming will flood the earth, Trump will ruin USA, Biden will ruin USA. It's the same good cop bad cop routine. Satan vs Lucifer paradigm. Do not get locked in their system. Neither side is on your side. The only winning play is not to play.Edit: Do not gift me awards boys. Thanks but you are giving CCP your money. Don't. Just spread the information or even just live a good life yourself and you are helping "our cause". (1755)

Agreed: the idea that it is 100% fatal over several years - is a little far fetched.For one, my understanding is that 10% - 20% of the recipients got placebo.Secondly, not all batches contained the same dosages.Thirdly, not all companies (Pfizer, J&J, etc) use the same vaccine tech.BOTTOM LINE: A 100% fatality rate - over the next 3 - 5 years - is highly improbable (basically impossible).However, my concern is that her prediction is only wrong by 50%i.e., 50% fatal - which is much more realisticIn which case, expect 2 billion people to die over the next 3 - 5 years - mostly focused in the West ("five eyes") and major cities:Israel is fricked.Australia is fricked.Canada is fricked.New Zealand is fricked.The USA's military is basically fricked (Biden mandated injections to all US military)It's WW3, and China is winning.ps. we have traitors (Hillary, Biden, Trudeau, Jacinda, ScoMo, Dandrews, Macron, Ursula von der Leyen, etc.), and I see nothing being done about this. (84)

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How do we save ourselves tho? Seriously I need guidance (2)

We donโ€™t. Death is inevitable and so is the second death, unless youโ€™ve accepted Jesus as your savior. Believe it or not, makes no difference. Weโ€™re in the middle of a spiritual war. We need to stop pretending this world will get better or saved. Itโ€™s not going to happen. Matthew 2424 And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to him for to shew him the buildings of the temple.2 And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.3 And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?4 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.5 For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.6 And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not trouble... (2)

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Prove that. You sure that these โ€œhundredsโ€ of people donโ€™t actually have any issues? How about the fact that most people donโ€™t openly broadcast their personal medical issues? My own roommate didnโ€™t bring her issues up until she needed a ride to the doctor to get blood work done. There are a lot of emotions involved with this sort of thing, including shame, fear, and desires to not let loved ones worry. So prove to me that everyone you know is perfectly fine! Prove it! For real though, thatโ€™s an absolutely ridiculous ask of someone. The vax injured are already suffering with having people ignore this issue, itโ€™s not their or my responsibility to prove their personal medical issues to a stranger on the internet. Show some compassion for godโ€™s sake. (3)

No one is suffering what youโ€™re doing is called deflection you canโ€™t offer a single shred of proof not one youโ€™re a liar and youโ€™re clearly making shit up for what purpose I donโ€™t know but itโ€™s evil and wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself. What youโ€™re doing is actively helping to kill people by spreading lies and misinformation frick you. (0)

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:marppy: autodrama: automating away the jobs of dramneurodivergents. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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all the rats died after 5 days so humans will die in... hold on... lemme get a calculator...

I love /r/conspiracy so much

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Also can't have a good antivax thread without some schizo mentioning Jesus and Bible quotes.

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You canโ€™t enter heaven in the foot steps of the lord if youโ€™re not in his image. Once you inject the alien synthetic dna youโ€™re no longer in the image of the lord and therefore canโ€™t enter the gates of heaven. This is satans plan in the great rapture the walking dead will inherit the earth all lost souls stuck unable to get into heaven only to be trapped in heck on earth

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Alternatively, the vaccine itself is the rapture and everyone who was a good twink and took it goes to heaven

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Why are schizos so much more religious than the average guy? They have a horde of them on YouTube and they literally just film pages of the Bible and rant about gang stalking.

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Easy source material


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Dramanauts arenโ€™t gonna like this one.(They fell for the vax meme)

:marseydisagree::!marseysnappyautism:

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Speak for yourself some of us are actually phd scientists the lowest rate of vaccine acceptance of any demographic

Trans lives matter

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That's fake news based on a facebook poll.

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I'd like to see Paul Allen's poll

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Fake news is when itโ€™s true but counter too the deep state narrative. Just like the polling of everypony is happy in a pod owning nothing voting for Biden

Trans lives matter

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:marseypony:

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fricking heck is that really true?

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Yes, because any r-slur can claim to have a PHD and partake in Facebook and online polls.

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You really think people would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

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Science is when they tell you smoking is not bad for you. Even though hitler is the only non smoking vegetarian

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i got the other vax though

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So my whole family gets to die young, and no longer have to behold the future?

I don't know dude, I don't think I am worried at all.

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Average Well Sourced Facts Fan :soycry:

Average Vague Threats Enjoyer :!chad:

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The best part of r conspiracy is the grand predictions that never materialize and then the following struggle session to update the conspiracy and move the pieces around so they can avoid admitting to being wrong for the 900th time in a row.

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I know right the best and funniest was that the shots were useless money grab pushed by an inept government and that wearing a tshirt on my face wasn't actually protecting me from covid lol what a bunch of idiots

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How were they useless lmao.

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They were worse than useless. Covid could have solved the Fatty infestation :marseychonker2: if it was left alone.

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This is actually a great litmus test for if someone is an absolute idiot or not:

Did the mRNA shots work?

lol watch this guys

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It's a great litmus test for "does this person watch too much alex jones."

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Did the shots work or not you fricking mong

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Define worked.

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lol owned. For a group of twinks that cried for the last two years, "A VIRUS ISN'T POLITICAL!" Sure do seem to have an issue with admitting that the shots didn't do shit against covid, nor the lockdowns, nor the masks.

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According to which medical authority do they and did they not work?

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Pizza is here to laugh at. Donโ€™t get mad

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What are your requirements for "working"?

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lol owned. For a group of twinks that cried for the last two years, "A VIRUS ISN'T POLITICAL!" Sure do seem to have an issue with admitting that the shots didn't do shit against covid, nor the lockdowns, nor the masks.

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What was that? You wanted to get clarification of my request so an adequate answer could be given? You're so owned now mister.

:#brainletmaga:

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you:

:soyjakanimeglasses: "Define worked, exactly. I mean, sure you could still get and transmit covid and it didn't end the still raging pandemic and they found after 3 shots your immune system starts to suck butt and to "take caution" with the boosters on top of the fact that the majority of people getting covid are fully vaxxed... but if I look into my wingnut crystal ball I can see that WITHOUT THE SHOTS THINGS WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE!"

inb4 blue link dump lol

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mean, sure you could still get and transmit covid

You're r-slurred. Vaccines aren't forcefields. This is common knowledge in the medical field. They reduce the chance to catch and transmit it and drastically reduce the severity if you do catch it. That's literally the point. The people behind the scenes that weren't playing politics (not fauci or pundits) knew it would poof the pandemic away. If you were listening to more than Fox news or MSNBC and have some amount of memory, you'd know this.

3 shots your immune system starts to suck butt

Agian you're r-slurred. Don't breed (but also please don't kill kids because of it).

to "take caution" with the boosters

Because too many boosters makes you immune system hyper focus on one variety and makes it harder to adapt to new ones. Yet again, you're r-slurred.

fact that the majority of people getting covid are fully vaxxed

God darn you're r-slurred. This is literally from a study of less than 50 people.

In conclusion, keep yourself safe r-slur. Please do it in a place where people won't have to see your ugly butt though.

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Hope you got you're 9th booster there big boy. Also itโ€™s now safe for 2 year olds

Trans lives matter

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The based, centrist opinion: neither the vax nor COVID actually cause serious or long-term illness, it's just that burgers are all so goddarn fat that they die from minor ailments and attribute the maladies caused by a failing, bloated body stuffed full of cheese and opiates to being vaxxed/long COVID due to political brainworms

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Meh. Covid can definitely cause serious long-term damages. Though it doesn't happen often, the problem and what makes it kinda scary is that we don't know the full extent of it yet.

For all available vaccines (in the western world) however there's no indication that any long-term damages can result from them at all

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Yeah just be sure not to take too many boosters and be sure not to give any to teenage boys because they might have totally unrelated heart issues that was probably long-covid \

:lol::lol::lol::lolface::lol::lol::lol::lol::lolface::lol::lol::lol::marseykys2:

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t. r-slur with not even a basic level understanding of medicine or molecular biology

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oh my god the shots are a total soyboy spotlight, I hit the jackpot.

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:marseygigaretard::marseyshooting:

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Did you get your booster slaybabe

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God I love schizoposting

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Johnson&Johnson-cels stay winning. Imagine getting more than one shot. :marseygigavaxxer:

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I wanted to get the J&J one for that exact reason (I was in the process of getting a new job and needed to be fully vaccinated and didn't want to have to be on hold until I got the second one) but the only walk-in clinics around me did moderna and pfizer and I was too lazy to setup an appointment somewhere that wasn't curbside vaccinating

Got the job anyway and they didn't care if I had the second one after all, just as long as I let them know when I got it. The first shot put me on my butt though, stayed in bed for nearly two whole days

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Yeah everyone I know who got the moderna was SICK for at least a few days. :marseyill:J&J gave me a fever the next morning and nothing else. :sweat:

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I had Moderna and just had a sore arm. Why do you know such kitties.

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You probably got the microchip injection :marseymerchant::marseyjunkie::marseydespair:

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My phone connection has been better recently.

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i got the moderna and was sick for 2 days. i never went back for the :quote: booster :quote: because of it.

my aunt says i'm going to die exactly 2 years after i got the 2nd shot, so it doesn't matter if i got a booster or not anyway.

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imagine taking a shot getting super sick then still catching covid then learning that your chance of getting covid was higher than a non-vaccinated person then learning that the covid shot might have attacked your heart and liver tissue lol

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Watch this go no where in 1028 days

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!slots900 if it's true

edit: the slots have spoken

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cool cant wait

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re: downkongs

You came at me. I was very sincere about what I wrote, and you made a snide comment. I know this is the Internet, and I know people like you are happy to make drive-by-snarks, and hit the downkong button when someone makes you look silly, but next time you get the temptation to show everyone how clever you think you are, remember this:

You're not as smart, not as clever, not as funny as you think you are, and there are people like me that will shut you down. Act like an adult, or unplug the keyboard you're hiding behind.

Snapshots:

/u/Sure_Inflation_7087:

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Well it was nice knowing you guys

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Was it tho

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The first angry comment is based radical centrism tho

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Watch this go nowhere in 146.857 weeks

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