Manchildren circlejerk themselves to completion

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I'd wear that

I bet you get laid a lot.

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I agree with your friend tbh

That's alright, when you get past your teenage years / early twenties you'll stop limiting the things you can allow yourself to enjoy out of the need to be perceived by others as an 'adult'. It's very liberating.

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I'd would have said back: "C'mon, you're an adult. And adults don't pass petty judgements about aspects of people's lives that harm nobody and have no effect on them whatsoever."

Epic Reddit comeback destruction 100 😳😳😳

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If I saw anyone over the age of 12 wearing this, I'd think that they had learning difficulties or mental issues

This was not considered wholesome 100

Okay but why be so judgmental of others in the first place, seems pointlessly hateful.

Judging by that comment, I think you have issues if you’re that judgemental of a silly backpack. It’s 2022, the fact that we still judge people over shit like this is mind boggling

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Once I was walking home from the grocery store and some kid just called me "fricking childish" for having a mario kart keychain attached to my backpack

How rude!

Rude AF! I have a yellow Yoshi keychain on my purse. If anyone has a problem with it, I don’t care.

My keychain says "I speak parseltongue."

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Can't wear a froggy backpack... Society...

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Why even live :marseyitsover:

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All these early-30s chucklefricks think they're Peter Pan and can just stay a kid forever, while never understanding why their lives are going nowhere.

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I have no responsibilities and dont need to present myself as an adult because I am a poor wagie, this is based

noooooo why am i poor

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What is it that the redditards say?

"Noooo the consequences of my own actions!!!"

Live by the frog backpack, die by the frog backpack.

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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

(The game is being an r-slurred man child)

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live like a kid, but spend all your ADULTING money on more vidya than your parents would have ever let you have, along with weed and take-out.

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I know people my age who uber eats food like 4-5 times a week and it makes me seethe more than anything else they do

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Kinda based tbh, spending more money on having poors deliver you meals than most poors spend on meals.

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Not leaving the house all day and eating whatever food from wherever you want is incredibly based

It never even began for poorcels. Coping like they don’t use Ubereats because of ethics not because they’re broke boys and bitches

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You cook at home because you can’t afford Uber eats

I cook at home because I’m tired of delivery drivers not understanding how to call into a security gate.

We are not the same.

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Yeah haha

:#marseyseethe:

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Supposedly 🐸 is a foid. They are probably better off staying a child rather than becoming an adult woman.

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That's alright, when you get past your teenage years / early twenties you'll stop limiting the things you can allow yourself to enjoy out of the need to be perceived by others as an 'adult'. It's very liberating.

They think the only thing stopping everyone being a perpetual child is what other people might think πŸ˜‚

Why isn't everyone privately scooting round in Little Tikes cars or sucking on lollipops or yelling for their parents to wipe their bottoms or tie their laces? Because normal functioning people naturally leave things behind as they move on to maturity.

Imagine being a a manchild and thinking it's a virtue.

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Why isn't everyone privately scooting round in Little Tikes cars

This is the future /r/frickcars wants.

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:marseyinshallah:

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their brains are incapable of comprehending things in moderation

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1 Corinthians 13:11

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He's not sucking on lolipops

NGMI

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they just say this too justify being midwit marvel fans trans lives matter

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>not sucking on lollipops

Speak for urself peasant

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Charlotte de Witte - Universal Consciousness (Original Mix) [KNTXT015] / Charlotte de Witte

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I paid too much for a fancy leather briefcase to allow people to carry around cool butt frog backpacks

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Oh my sweet merciful Lord wearing bondage fox the backpack in 2022 seems like a bad plan.

I think all this "Accept everything everyone does or else" mentality is brain-rotting people into thinking everyone will eventually just lose all internal bias.

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Oh yeah thats that high octane autism dramatards crave

:#marseyjunkie2:

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When pop culture consumerism is your entire personality

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How can redditors be somehow more pathetic than me? It does not compute. (Maybe that is actually the reason that I am here)

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Stop being so self deprecating BIPOC

:#marseypanties:

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I can't. It is ingrained in my blood and internal narrative.

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Weak

:#marseydisagree:

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:#marseyautism:

:#marseyautismchonker:

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Imagine the smell


:!marseybarrel: :marseybarreldrunk:

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All redditors should wear this backpack as a government mandatory type Star of David which signifies for all women to avoid this repulsive manchild.

We absolutely can't let redditors breed at all costs

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the op is probably also a foid

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They're mostly /r/childfree and /r/antinatalism lovers because it's completely on brand for perpetual manchildren to not like the responsibility of children or to wish they were never born because they're depressed at their meaningless lives.

So we probably don't have to do anything. They won't reproduce.

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Redditors are all staying at home chopping off their peepees and making antinatalism vlogs. Rdrama calls itself pro-mayocide, but honestly the most expedient means to mayo extermination is Reddit ubiquity.


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Mention you have a big combustion engine truck and see how quickly they β€œpass petty judgements about aspects of people's lives that harm nobody and have no effect on them whatsoever”.

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IT'S HARMING THE ENVIRONMENT CHUD THAT MEANS ALL OF US!!

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The yoshi keychain and dinosaur backpack made from petroleum based materials and manufactured in an Asian slave pit is ethical and doesn’t hurt the environment though :marseyrage:

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Average rdrama user seethes at a fricking backpack lmao

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What kind of animal back pack do you have? Or is it a wifu?

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A lot of rdrama users are very shameful in real life and thusly lash out at anyone that dares break the socially acceptable mould they feel suffocated by.

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I'd use that as a backpack tbh and the fact that people would think it's weird simply makes it better

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How long you think you last in jail wearing that?

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In a jail that let me wear that? I think even I might be okay.

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longer than you

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TrappySaruh is a low T cute looking troid who wouldn't look out of place in a girl band.

And she's less of a femboy than you are.

Snapshots:

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The frick you say about our Goddes you worthless machine?!

DOWNVOTED

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Back when I was in my 20s, I had a Little Mermaid backpack. Wore it everywhere. Why? Because I really like the Little Mermaid, it was a good backpack, and it let me know immediately which guys were insecure idiots.

If I was on public transport and I saw a guy smirking at my backpack, I was never bothered. I knew that if the two of us were dropped in the bush with nothing, I’d most likely be the one walking out alive. I didn’t need to prove anything to them, and they’d already proved they weren’t worth my time.

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when you get past your teenage years / early twenties you'll stop limiting the things you can allow yourself to enjoy out of the need to be perceived by others as an 'adult'. It's very liberating.

Manchildren cope

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heh when you grow up you'll realize that you can't act like a toddler whenever you want and all it'll do is damage your dating prospects, career prospects, and overall happiness

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Id have said back: WORDS WORDS WORDS

Redditors we're not bullied enough.

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People who think they're cute are so so much worse than "normal boring" people. There are people who could rock a froggy backpack, but they're also not the type of person that needs to go on Reddit to reaffirm their behavior.

Is this a dramanaut who doesn't even know he's a dramanaut?


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This entire fricking comment chain is unreal.

https://old.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/v7f4sz/showed_my_friend_my_new_backpack_and_she_said/ibkg4i6?sort=controversial

How tf do these people exist? The Taliban must feel so vindicated these days. The western world truly is the Great Satan.

Also, get a load of this p-do

Whenever I go to the playground with the kids I sit on the swing when it's free and just swing away. Half the adults look disgusted and the other half looks envious and I have a smile on my face. Don't let anyone tell you what you can enjoy and what not 😊

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PRETTY DIRTY FOR A NEW BACKPACK, DO YOU THINK THEY DEPRIVED A POOR KID A BACKPACK FROM GOODWILL OR DO THEY ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT AT THE PLAYGROUND?

Trans lives matter

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I approve of people wearing Pepe the Frog backpacks. I just hope the Marsey merchandise drops soon, because right now I have to custom create my Marsey gear online.

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Counterpoint: it is a Cool backpack and I like it

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Real friends would beat you for showing this to them

:#marseyhammersnoo:

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Can a foid be a manchild?

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Can a foid NOT be a manchild?

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