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I hate writing cover letters

So I just got off of a video call with a C level executive who wishes to hire me for a lucrative managerial position in a field I haven't really ever worked in before. He asked me for a salary number so I threw one out there and then told me to ask for much higher during my second interview. So I'm obviously ecstatic about how it went and with his blessings, I most likely have the job. But now I have to send a goddarn cover letter with my resume/CV. I absolutely hate writing cover letters because being the most humble person any of you have ever known, I don't like to write about myself that much. I know I'm gonna write it by today but I still don't want to.

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Pretend you are writing about someone else.

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Good idea. Hodor is a pretty great guy and with his technical and managerial skills, he would be a force multiplier in a company that mirrors his efficiency and drive for excellence.

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Write it in schizostory format:

>Be hodorthedoorholder

>Be a great gay

>Have excellent technical skills

>Have excellent managerial skills

>Be a force multiplier

>Be very efficient

>Be driven to excellence

>Write cover letter in schizostory format

>Hire Hodor (hh)

True story (:marseyschizosal:)


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If only the whole world was like you

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