So I just got off of a video call with a C level executive who wishes to hire me for a lucrative managerial position in a field I haven't really ever worked in before. He asked me for a salary number so I threw one out there and then told me to ask for much higher during my second interview. So I'm obviously ecstatic about how it went and with his blessings, I most likely have the job. But now I have to send a goddarn cover letter with my resume/CV. I absolutely hate writing cover letters because being the most humble person any of you have ever known, I don't like to write about myself that much. I know I'm gonna write it by today but I still don't want to.
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Pretend you are writing about someone else.
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Good idea. Hodor is a pretty great guy and with his technical and managerial skills, he would be a force multiplier in a company that mirrors his efficiency and drive for excellence.
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Write it in schizostory format:
>Be hodorthedoorholder
>Be a great gay
>Have excellent technical skills
>Have excellent managerial skills
>Be a force multiplier
>Be very efficient
>Be driven to excellence
>Write cover letter in schizostory format
>Hire Hodor (hh)
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If only the whole world was like you
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