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- aprilmaze : boring metadrama (not even drama)
- BWC : Wait that user was Carp all along?
- Marz : zmarzz has a shrimp peepee; he accidentally DMed it to me asking for medical advice;it was disgusting
- YourMom : zmarz sent me his shrimp peepee pics too. Even the color was shrimpy. So weird.
- uwu : Inshallah
- DKWasRightAboutKremlings : Why didn't zmarzz send me peepeepics?
- Penny : his pipe so tiny I thought it was a midgets
- collectijism : ^black woman have whale vaginas
Carp loses all his followers! Tea Party triumphant
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we did it reddit
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Yay! I'm number one on the followers leaderboard!
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I've thought about going to mass following route to gain followers but the notification spam would piss me off. How many notifs do you usually get a day?
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Lots. I don't know how many per day, but I currently have 6728 notifications.
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Ya frick that
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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I follow 0 people because of this
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I follow 9/11 roofer because i enjoy all of his posts.
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How'd you know it's exactly 6728 notifications when the red notification icon bell is capped at 99 on browser.
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It's not capped
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Comment notifications are red. Post notifications are blue. My bell is usually blue. I don’t know why you think it’s capped. Mine says 6800 now.
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I'm following over 6000 people. It's a lot
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Viva la revolucion Viva le tea party 🍾👏🏾
wtf is going on tho?
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day of the fishing rod
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I like fish 🎣
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Don’t worry day of the rat trap is next
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Can't believe I wasted a benefactor on xer only to be grassed a day later
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Punishment for carp being naughty with those pins I think
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Frick seriousposting but I love rdrama n imma say without carp as like a figurehead rdrama gonna fail n we will all scatter to other sites as this one withers browns n falls to the ground
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Nah if anything Carp is an albatross to the site, dude stinks like gay ops and hissyfits aren't as fun when it's a dictator-janny.
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What did he do with pins?
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aevann let us vote to try the site for 3 days without pins/progressive stacks but lil carpy had a workaround so pinned stuff like mr. Mime gifs
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fricked if i know
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The capy wanted respite from power user drama, so he implemented the pin cessation. But carp used his skillz to hack the mainframe
and get around the ban. This angered the capy, who struck back by stealing the fishes most valuable possession (his crowd of adoring fans) in the hope that this would put an end to power user madness. But little does he know that carp will only come back ten times stronger, and everyone unfollowed from him will refollow twice over.
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Finally I can open my notifications tab.
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its over for dramacoin farmers who like to comment on carp posts, he was creating jobs!!
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Its honest work
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Nooooo his wrath will be insane and now that he isn't going to protect us incels here any longer I will get banned too
Cya around I guess
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Please gamble I will wish you luck from heaven
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Have s*x, incel
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Bold of you to assume a politician actually wants to protect you and not their marseybuxxx
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Nooooooooo I don't like it! I'm gunna follow him again right now.
Edit: just a normal user now 😔 you can follow and unfollow him just like anyone else.
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Its over for stockholm-syndrome-cells
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yessss now i can finally return to my old account, now that no one is spamming my notifications 10 times per day
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So the Fish award is useless?
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nah it still works for everyone
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Great when can I pin my annoying, stupid, and unfunny posts again
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I liked the fish, he told me he liked my work...
Then again he never frickin' sees them. Carp you frick, you should visit /h/eevee more often.
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All these award effects have my $20 15 year old laptop heating up and it's burning my legs
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there’s a poorcel mode bb in settings that turns off animations. I use it bc my phone old n overheats
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And she is piss poor too!
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Woah what the frick i just followed carp last week and now youre making me do it again?
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IT'S OVER!
AFTER SO LONG IN CHAINS TO CARPS DUMBASS POSTS
WE ARE FREE
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Nooo without a captive audience now carp is gonna wither from lack of attention
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Is this account really free? I don't believe it.
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My mother's life is being threatened by the american government and im fuxking done caring about anyone elses opinions about the truth.
Snapshots:
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
ghostarchive.org (click to archive)
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Is anyone still behind this account?
https://rdrama.net/@TeaPartyOfficial
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That would be
@SorensDonGER
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Yeah, had some ideas, but mostly too lazy/drunk to follow it through.
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Most productive dramatard.
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I forget the ugly new interface exists
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I started ignoring my follower notice button. Here's my final total from Carp:
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Do NOT face carpathianflorist when astral projecting.
Today while astral projecting I summoned carpathianflorist to try and weaken him so our hexing spells would work better.
He is so fricking powerful. I'm not at a power level to do this alone. I barely escaped with my life and I'm spiritually injured to a great amount, but I think I'll make it.
I can't imagine what he would do to a new, unsuspecting dramanaut. I'm scared that I will have to face him again soon if I ever want to continue astral projecting. I'm currently burning healing incense and drawing spiritual energy from my marsey collection to try and heal as quickly as possible.
Please be safe everyone. carpathianflorist is much stronger than I first imagined and we will have to do this together if we want to slay a god.
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lame
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Tantrum in 3... 2...
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We're celebrating now but I fear the carp wrath. He is just waiting patiently for his revenge.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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that isn't all of them there's three there
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