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I make vice journoids uncomfortable

https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7zvkb/adults-who-still-drink-milk-are-you-okay

I will sleep well today

I associate it with mothers and suckling and boobs and babies. To me, it’s almost like drinking a glass of semen with your lunch.”

How do you think of baby drink and associate it with semen :marseyyikes:

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Whatever this hair style is called looks fricking terrible. And I assume the glasses are a joke? Is VICE trolling?

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Have you never seen an art hoe before? This is like their official uniform :marseyhmmm:

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:ramonajak:

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I personally call it the SSRI fade

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Ya'll got me laughing my butt off gg +1 all around

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Why do art hoes insist on placing no aesthetic value in their own looks?


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:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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They’re always going for specific looks, so they do care. It’s just not a look anyone else would value.

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The worst looking ones were pretty girls that intentionally mar their looks to fight the patriarchy.

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it can look pretty :coomer: but this aint it

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Those are called feminist bangs, its a form of aposematism. Also the 80s are very cool right now so mullets and huge glasses are in.

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What's the difference between feminist bangs and terf bangs?

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Denial.

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:marseykneel:

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Please don't compare mullets to ugly huge glasses

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Sorry, it was all cringe then and it's still cringe now.

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It’s the quirky chonk cut

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Is VICE trolling?

sadly no

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What do you live in the woods or something, half the zoomers here look like this

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I live in London but not in Shoreditch so maybe that's why.

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I live in London

I'm sorry to hear that

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What too much hustle and bustle does to a mf

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It looks like the Asian kid bowl cut.

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This is the, why yes I am mentally ill how could you tell look

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it's called the Moe, nyuk nyuk nyuk

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something about that liberal woman look. give daddy a bite :!domo:

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The glasses are supposed to be a Hunter S. Thompson reference. Fricking dumb zoomers.

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I can't even read the article because I can't get past how ugly this person is

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The ironic p-do glasses and haircut look.

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In Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange (1971) there's the Korova milk bar

Yeah because the milk was full of drugs. Did this person even watch the movie, or read the book?

To drink milk straight out of a carton in the hot sun can only be described as chaotic, renegade behaviour. The milk drinker does not care what others think. They only care about their needs.

WTF kinda weird butt projection is going on here?

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To drink milk straight out of a carton in the hot sun can only be described as chaotic, renegade behaviour. The milk drinker does not care what others think. They only care about their needs.

This makes me want to drink milk more than any billion-dollar marketing campaign ever has.

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Never should have come here, milk drinker

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The next line was

And that is surely commendable.

Vice journos posting their Ls. She would be too self conscious to drink water in a desert if everyone was staring at her.

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The (((journo))) fears the milk drinker.


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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The virgin tea sipper vs the Chad milk guzzler

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Did this person even watch the movie, or read the book?

You really think click bait journos actually research? They'll use anything at face value to get you mad.

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Milk fetish

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The one where they drink milk and then puke it up all over themselves?

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It's really apparent she wants get fricked by a milk drinker.

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The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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why are you, as an adult, drinking white liquid which was made inside a body? ... You know what other liquids fit within that category? C*m


To me, it’s almost like drinking a glass of semen with your lunch.

This is why I’m on a GOMAD (gallon of milk a day) diet.

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is no one going to point out the fact that this is a little homophobic, lol

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Shitlibs always default to subtle homophobia when they’re trying to make a point or insult someone, you peepeesucker

Gay people are the white people of rainbow people though so it’s ok

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>no doing gosad for the gigadose of protein.

Ngmi


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>200 grams of sugar/gallon

GOMAD = GETFAT

Just drink cream

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>you're writing about drinking milk for your career

:#marseycontemplatesuicide:

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:#marseyno: Milk

:#marseyyes: Titty Skittles

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Because it is disturbing. It's like seeing an adult man wearing a t-shirt and no pants like Winnie the Pooh, or when people kiss their dogs on the mouth for ages,

why was the "for ages" qualifier needed for this? :#marseythonk:

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I mean I drink milk, but I also eat c*m. I'm not really sure what they were going for here.

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You're an actual fricking moron. You can't "eat" a liquid. "Yeah I just ate a glass of OJ"

What next? Drinking solids? Are you going to drink a chunk of cheese, huh, idiot?


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Yes.

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Maybe they let the c*m harden first? To get that nice crunch, ofc.

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C*m stops being c*m when it's solid. Just as milk becomes cheese or water becomes ice.


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Cumcubes from the freezer then? Do you eat those or drink those?

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Different things entirely. You wouldn't call chewing on an ice cube eating water unless you're neurodivergent


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Just because your c*m is weak and watery doesn't mean the rest of ours is?

Do you drink Jello neighbor, cuz my thick hot ropes could not be drunk, they must be eaten.

If you wanna find out more just let me know cute twink

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I downvoted your comment to hide it from other people. hopefully it'll expose less people to your brain damage.

if your c*m is a solid, you aren't ejaculating, you're pooping out of your peepee. it's no longer "c*m". it's a goddarn medical horror. drink more water.


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There is a gradient between liquid and solid neighbor, my loads are thick, its not my fault you got little pissy leaker loads my guy, also im a certified water champ, an OG water neighbor don't come at me about hydration neighbor

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Gender may be non binary, but states of matter aren't, chud. Drink more water.


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Literally what is a semi solid

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A peepee is still a solid even if it's flacid.


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Yeah but c*m can definitely be thick enough to no longer be considered a liquid but a semi-solid

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Consume less soy, and you will see what I mean babe.

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People who have oj with the shredded orange do

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This is gross and I can't believe you would say something like this in public.

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Leftoids are homophobic and hate fellatio in general, hence the attempted dig

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Reminder to only drink full fat milk

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Remember to drink half and half for pinnacle gainz.

Only works if you have superior genes from being a descendent from the darkest blue zones.

Let's check, shall we,

Superior Genes List:

-Vikangs

-Kangs (proper)

-Aryans (proper)

-Oil Sheikhs

-Aryans (Persians)

-Kangs, return of the Kang (Tanzanians)

-Brits???? ... maybe we got a little TOO COCKY, Southern Europe-bros

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Always suprising that KHANchads :marseythroatsinging: only are slightly resistant since they're nomadic herders, most likely because they only drink cultured milk (kefir)

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If you’re lactase-less and are somehow undeserving of the rope (surprising), fermented milk is the way to go, with my favorite being Greek yogurt.

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heavy cream, it's keto

:marseychonker2:

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Never heard anyone get fat on heavy whipping cream :marseybigbrain:

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Superior Bong Genes

:#marseybong:

Also what's with the small sliver in Africa near Malawi, are those leftover Rhodesians?

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Lmao, do they know what is in their lattes?


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Soy non dairy beverage :ramonajak:

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Cow's milk is what they used to drink like in the middle ages, nerd.

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I associate it with mothers and suckling and boobs

:gigachad2: me drinking milk imagining its from hitomi tanaka

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Frick i love a good glass of milk in the morning. It's gotten to the point my cat walks in the kitchen when he hears me pouring coffee because he knows the milk is coming out.

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My wife has a coworker who drinks milk in the unsettling way. Like, he only drinks milk and it's always skim milk in excessive quantities. Whenever we go out to eat he'll wait until the food is brought to the table before requesting the milk.

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Frick you and your fricking milk drinking coworker. I hope he chokes on his milk and dies.

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bb^2, it's too early for malding. You'll lose all your hair at this rate!

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I'm not malding, you idiot. And I don't care if I lose all my hair.

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:#sigmatalking:

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Rude.

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This is the Internet, if you can't handle a little rudeness, you should log off and go play with your Barbie dolls.

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Haha guys, aren't i so quirky? My shtick is I'm an obnoxious jerkass like the dj on the local union rock radio station

Don't forget to like, rate, and subscribe

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Woman who became lesbian becuz ugly

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Imagine being lactose intolerant, weak genes :marseylaugh:

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It's ok you can just come right out and say you hate white people

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Milk fricking rules, wtf

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Who's up for some milkmaxxing, kings? :marseyking::marseysipping:

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Never knew drinking milk will get such a negative reaction from somebody who is not a vegan.

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Of course she has 1 inch bangs.

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Snapshots:

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that creatures bones must be hollow.

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Considering that it's vice they'd prefer people to Drink soy milk instead

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I need a glass of soylent after reading this thread

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She may be a weird looking art hoe, but she has a point

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Is her point that she thinks about guzzling c*m because she's lesbian and deep down just wants a good man?

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Nah bro, drinking milk is kinda weird when you think about it

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oh. my bad.

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It's only weird if you discount that entire tribes and cultures have formed around herding cattle for their milk.

This article is just a lame attempt by vegans to get the descendants of proud Masai, Mongol, and Aryan milk drinkers to stop doing what their ancestors have done for centuries.

Why yes millions of cows should suffer in factory farms for me to drink their milk :#marseychad:

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Rationalism bros, we might have gone too far

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I was hoping they were going to interview breast milk enjoyer again

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