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๐ŸšจOrange Father's house gets raided by the FBI๐Ÿšจ

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1556775245981356034

Better pic with the full statement:

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Sigma male grindset, asking for donations after an FBI raid lmao. Never change Daddy

The seethe has started on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1556778305692606464

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MarALago is number 2 1 on trending

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Charlie Kirk is furious but I can't take him seriously with that tiny little face

Sneed from Charlie's feed:

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@soiboi found this great seethe thread on patriots.lose

Lmao

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Get your Dark Brandon memes ready because they're going to piss off a lot of wingcucks

MTG has gone ACAB:

DEFUND THE FBI!

Sounds like antifa shit, if you ask me

Definitely not coping man Jack Posobiec is imagining he can hear Biden's cheers. The whole thread is full of r-slurs threatening Civil War if their favorite politician gets arrested. Frick the police, amiright?

Marge is now posting Anonymous memes and upside down flags. she's having a bad day


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What a nice woman, :marseyhearts: do you know her?

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Of the three people always REEEEing about Drumpf being in jail, two are cute twinks and the other one is Pizzashill. Does that indicate something? :marseysmug2:

:!marseytrain:s jannies will ban in 3, 2, 1 โ€ฆ.

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Yes Iโ€™m a cute twink

Yes I wanna see Drumpf in an orange jumpsuit

This would be a crucifixion of a drama god in the name of drama accelerationism. My son, you need to read up on the good book

:marseyimmaculate::marseyjesus::marseycrucified:

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A dramessiah? :marseystonetoss:

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I just posted a picture. you must be projecting.

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If you wanted a date, you could just ask :marseyhomofascist:


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Was talking about @Impassionata but you fit the bill too actually lol

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I haven't been posting a lot. I've been busy with irl stuff.

But

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lol strags, foids, and troids.

"What about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"

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We go on a date and i give you the option of where to eat where we going

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A local high end steakhouse


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Oh you are bougie.....

Are we getting appetizers and heading straight back to my house for movies or are we wining and dining with a nice red and juicy mignon

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You're paying? We're staying


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Oh honey i'm doing more than paying at this point

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!blackjack125

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!blackjack150

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Ok, but hear me out- Trump goes to prison, but he does a podcast from prison and has on Andrew Yang, Brenden Schaub, Tony Hinchcliffe and David Goggins. Could he effectively maintain a brand?

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is it pronounced gilf or gilf?

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I give it 2 days till expiration

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Would

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do they actually have something? if they don't have something good this is getting really fricking stupid. good for drama.

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What are the odds that Trump hasn't done something r-slurred and illegal and left his fingerprints all over it?

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it's been 6 years since they started and they got pretty much nothing. we have more on Joe/hunter Biden without an FBI investigation.

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Lmao like we need an investigation on that, Bidenโ€™s breath smells like a teenage girlโ€™s ear wax

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The gloves were still on while he was in office, both formally (exec privilege) and informally (the national embarrassment it would be to have the WH searched).

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Considering the attention he's already gotten over everything, probably decently high

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Presidential Records Act violations.

We're either getting a hilarious list of items he kept or this will go nowhere.

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I hope he has a painting of himself as a centaur like A-Rod

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It will be fricking hilarious if taking classified records is what nails Daddy.

I hope Hilldog tweets "lock him up".


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Nobody cares if they had anything just arrest him for misgendering twinks claiming trans lives matter on twitter

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The feds raided Giuliani a year and a half ago. No charges have been filed on him. This is just more of the same FBI trying to set up the Redhats to be so angry the Democrats lose everything in NOvember

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Daddy and his fanbase are such posers. This could've been Waco x100 and instead we just get a butthurt press release.

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You're just a hater who can't appreciate good art when you see it. Daddy and his fanbase are the real deal, and this comment just proves that you're a poser.

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Please explain the joke about a store called Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's).

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I'm not going to explain the joke to you because it's obvious you wouldn't get it.

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Please explain why it is funny for there to be a store called Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's).

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It's not just the name that's funny - it's the whole concept! A store that specializes in selling both feed and seed? How could that possibly be anything other than hilarious?

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Consider the name "Sneed's Feed and Seed (formerly Chuck's)" again. Think about what it's name might have been when it was owned by Chuck. What might have it been called then?

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Sneed's Feed and Seed was always called Sneed's Feed and Seed. The name Chuck's is just a nickname that people used for the store when it was owned by Chuck.

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:marseyfacepalm: AI might be able to bussy blast as good as a person, but it will never be able to understand humour. Only a real human being could comprehend the subtle nuance of "Chuck's Frick and Suck".

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A-are saying Chuck never owned Sneedโ€™s Feed and Seed?!? :marseyohno:

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Chucks wagon?

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What if the store that sold feed and seed formerly sold frick and suck?

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Well, I guess you'll just have to go without frick and suck then, won't you?

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I'm sure that's what Sneed told Chuck's former customers.

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:marseyl:

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Yeah if the FBI started a siege of Maralago and Trump went out in a blaze of glory, igniting civil war, I would have the tiniest bit of respect for him.

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It would be funnier if he survived solely because he would mock them in his style on social media afterwards.

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"The pathetic FBI tried to storm my compound (tot hoax!), but I (a true genius) buried explosives all around my property. Lots of dead Deep State, very sad!"

Holy frick lmao I never considered the Fall of Rome in a comedic context

:#marseyxd:

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They waited until he wasnโ€™t there to do it

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Ok, the thought of obese FBI agents getting in a gun battle with boomer r-slurs wearing punisher skull masks and MAGA capes in front of a fat old guys golf club while he livetruths it is hilarious

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He wasn't there according to the CNN ticker on the tv at the jerk shop I was just at

Note: yes they were running out of you

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Spicy

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So Daddy's Army should set fire to their trailer homes while dipshit Feds get trigger happy?

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Why the heck would he announce this? It's just going to invite more people to swat him.

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:marseyattentionseeker:

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If I could link this to :marseytrain: somehow I'd be the richest man on the platform...

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where else do you think he learnt his tricks?

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He's not announcing it. He's trying to get ahead of the news (i.e. control the narrative) in his own special way.

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Yeah but it still ahows that he's seething

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:marseyautism::marseymagahat:

They truly are one and the same.

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For theatric effect.

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Looks like Daddy announced it, as per Maggie Haberman


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Real answer: His base already see the FBI as a partisan organisation, this makes it pretty undeniable.

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how did he manage to piss them off so much, burgers have literal war criminal politicians

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He's a weirdo outsider who bumbled his way into the highest seat of power. Politicians don't want people outside their shitty clique to get in because there's a chance they might do real change and frickup the socio political machine theyve built for centuries.

The irony is Trump's DRAIN THE SWAMP schtick isn't far from the truth. Except Trump never had any intention of doing it like he didn't actually care about flyover state boomers.

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They do? :marseyconfused:

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And award them for it. The black guy got a nobel peace prize for bombing children with drone strikes.

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But he was bombing people because they were killing children? :marseyconfused:

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The official reason was for his "extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples".

meanwhile in realityland, he was the only president to serve 8 years with shooting wars going on the whole time. He even started a couple, for jollies.

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To be a war criminal, you have to be a signatory to the court that prosecutes war crimes.

:#marseyfranklin:

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Something may actually happen this time within two weeks? Also

Impeachment Hoax #1, Impeachment Hoax #2

Makes it sound like the impeachments themselves were the hoaxes and they didn't happen.

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He was acquitted from all charges. So they were hoax charges.

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Cosby was acquitted, so I guess the charges were hoaxes.

:#marseyhmm:

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No, Bill Cosby may be a celebrity but he's still black

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The glove didn't fit!

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He wasn't acquitted lol. He got his conviction overturned.

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:#marseyakshually:

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You can get acquitted when you have been convicted. But that is only if a mistrial is declared.

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:bigsmilesoyjak: a senate trial is totally the same as a criminal trial

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If only politicians were in charge of the judicial branch. Only then could Justice rein across the lands.

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This is totally the beginning of the end for Drumpf :bigsmilesoyjak:

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Senate just decided if the charges were valid

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It was all a bit! We frickin' got you Donald the camera's over there!

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