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Modern_Major_Jefferal Major/General is the very model of a Modern Major-General:marseymajorgeneral3::marseymajor2::marseymajorgeneral:  2yr ago (image post) Edited 2yr ago 1,213 thread views #99208

Despise being 0.006% of all users, Belial makes 13 percent of all posts in a 24 hour period.

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 author_id |         username         | count |  %
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     13826 | Elohim-Erika-UH          |   463 |  6.2%
      1046 | AutoJanny                |   418 |  5.6%
       261 | Snappy                   |   332 |  4.5%
       762 | ThousandBestLives        |   275 |  3.7%
     13452 | Sammael-Beliol           |   213 |  2.9%
      8494 | Schizo                   |   107 |  1.4%
      4358 | _____                    |   105 |  1.4%
      3127 | BernieSanders            |   101 |  1.4%
      5214 | chiobu                   |    98 |  1.3%
       560 | jackie                   |    92 |  1.2%
     12326 | lmao                     |    88 |  1.2%
     11143 | Goomble                  |    86 |  1.2%
     12125 | bbbb                     |    81 |  1.1%
      1466 | TED_SIMP                 |    76 |  1.0%
     11294 | BIPOX_luvr               |    74 |  1.0%
        30 | idio3                    |    72 |  1.0%
       995 | carpathianflorist        |    65 |  0.9%
      5814 | SucksCheedAndMarseysInc  |    52 |  0.7%
      2899 | aqouta                   |    45 |  0.6%
     12510 | AgainstHateSoldier       |    43 |  0.6%
      1768 | TheOverSeether           |    43 |  0.6%
      2385 | coned                    |    43 |  0.6%
      9038 | Avalon                   |    42 |  0.6%
         4 | dramaqueen               |    41 |  0.6%
      2078 | Albussy_Dumbledore       |    40 |  0.5%
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I'd prefer not to be on this list, but duty calls

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any non bot above carp needs to rope immediately, he should be the upper limit for namestragging on this site

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Rate limiting tied to 24 hour rolling carp average when?

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Cool it with the X (formerly chiobu)misia

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Tfw directly below carp

Love you too :marseylove:

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It should automatically grass the top 5 on this list once a week

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tfw you will never be an attention whoring drama poweruser

:#marseyrope:

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maybe if i lose my job i'll have the time

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You already lost your job in 2020 :marseysmug:

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I've been, uh, working from home since 2020

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I work in a warehouse watching servers for 36 hours at a time, Im paid rn to shit post.

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null was right to r*pe you :platykys:

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Start breaking them, if we're lucky the site will go down.

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I would be shot, not fired.

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Cool

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Warehouse job

Waggie go cry

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you need to ascend to the astral realm, forever :marseyropeyourself2:

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Waggie go cry

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you need to ascend to the astral realm, forever :marseyropeyourself2:

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When you do I will eat your soul

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Wtf... belial is on the top 5 list twice

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:#marseyevilgrin:

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:#marseyropeyourself2:

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Post more kween

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Frick i didnt make the cut

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#frickpowerusers

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Not the best way to flirt with me chud

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keffals is hotter :marseydoit:

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Huh.

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:marseycheerup: it’s ok bb ur just on ur way to been a poweruser 😏😏

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:#marseyrope:

It's Over.

EDIT: That said how's @TED_SIMP so high. She's a cocaine synthesiser in a favela trailerpark and she's only been back a day.

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be nice to Ted bb she’s kicking butt in school n she comments at p much everbody in her threads so it makes sense bb

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YOOOOOOO

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:glomp: kick butt in school :marseygrad: bb πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ«ΆπŸΎπŸ«ΆπŸΎ

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girl :marseygeisha: i graduated and moved out

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πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈπŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ₯³πŸ₯³πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ“πŸ‘©β€πŸŽ“πŸ₯°πŸ₯°kick butt at work bbπŸ™ŒπŸΎ

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LMAO :marseyxd: I WORK :marseyclapping: WITH BIRDS :marseykiwimom: IN THE WOODS 😭😭😭

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Youre a power user in my heart

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She might have kicked the stims habit but attention is equally as potent.

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Could you compare that to back when schizo was spam posting all day erry day?

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I’m seriously thinking of spending $1000 on gum road just so I can grass Blaine over and over.

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Go on. I’ll give you special perks too.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17334134537326243.webp

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Just like Kuz, spend 1k to show how much you can't handle meanie words on the internet

I am going to r*pe your mother in front of you, and you cannot stop me

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It’s not mean words, it’s legit insanely r-slurred words. Everyday, I wonder how you find the time to somehow push out ten million posts about Kiwifarms or some random 13 year old live journal equivalent yet somehow not only be not entertaining but also boring.

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Being so wordy and unentertaining while simultaneously thinking enough too write paragraphs of bullshit is a gift tbh.

It's a beautiful thing when perfected. Lawlz was an adept in the art.

Trans lives matter

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Critically, lawlz was not in desperate need of antipsychotics

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It’s because you gave up on your dreams of being funny

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Such is life. I’m now a bitter husk who won’t stop agenda posting until I finally kinkshame one SRD lurker to death.

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You're one of the few funny foids, both trans and legacy. I really hope you wage war on Blaine.

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If you really want to groom someone into roping you’ll need to use Groomercord. I’ve got two neurodivergent g*mers so far :marseyhearts:

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Have you updated your kill count?

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Mines at 350

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:#marseyyawn:

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:#marseyropeyourselfmirror:

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I am going to r*pe your mother in front of you, and you cannot stop me

This seems like a lot of effort. You would need to figure out who @Neon_Needles is and then travel to their presumably (hopefully) living mother. And what if they lived thousands of miles away? You might need to buy a plane ticket and there could be other logistical hurdles. It could end up costing thousands of dollars and a lot of time to even reach this woman.

And then you also need to make sure @Neon_Needles is around when you do this, which is no sure thing. And what’s if your peepee gets stage fright? Unless you are a woman, which comes with additional logistical hurdles.

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Timing is key and essential but @Neon_Needles lives far closer to me than I thought they did, and I actually know when their mother is home at the same time as them. I am planning for a sunday but luckily I am flexible.

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This is truly a pathetic larp.

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It's not a larp r-slur

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Are you 13? There's no need to pretend to be a master doxxer

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Look up my kiwifarms thread, I can dox with so little a tie that others call it a faildox for a month until going wait shit they did dox them...I dox better than the farms does

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:#marseyropeyourself2:

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pretend to be a master doxxer

I actually doxed someone through their steam account because they re-used memes too much.

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Then dm me my dox, I haven't been particularly careful, so it should be easy.

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:#marseydoit:

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:#marseyropeyourself:

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!!! So true

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Blaine, even if you went outside which I doubt would ever happen because you couldn’t post about Kiwifarms for a split second in skitzo brain rot ramblings, I think my old butt chain smoking Chinese mother could easily take you.

God speed!

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my old butt chain smoking Chinese mother

Forget R*pe, Im gonna seduce that bugman Queen

:#marseysweating:

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:#marseyropeyourselfmirror:

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Thanks, she needs a few gentleman callers and admirers in her life.

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Legit, Asian Old Ladies are just as sexy as Black Old Ladies, its the sassy wisdom.

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:#marseyropeyourself:

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I FRICKING KNEW YOU WERE A SLANT :marseyxd::marseyxd::marseyxd:

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How much do detectives like you get paid?

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He dwoes it fwor fwee

:#marseyjanny:

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Was it the legacy β€œAsian fever” flair or the β€œchink” pronouns that cued you in?

:#marseyaward:

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:#marseydoit:

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lmao. i don't care what anyone says, you're alright. still not reading 90% of your posts though

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CALL 1800KYSN FOR HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA

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still not reading 90% of your posts though

You have unlocked the key to getting me, ignore the obvious bait!

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:marseybigbrain:

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:#marseyropeyourselfmirror:

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:marseythonk:

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Howdy, stranger! :marseywave:

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!slots100

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I did not consent to you gambling on MY comment!!! :marseyraging:

I DEMAND REPRERATIONS!!!

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Hehehehehe ty I needed to save up

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Keep yourself safe cute twink

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Grass award can only be bought with upmarseys, you're welcome

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Shhhhh

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You better shut up, I eat shit like you for breakfast

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You really should change your dietary habits, friend!

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