He was so real for that

Thank You Jesus

FINAL: Giants 15, #Dodgers 0

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) June 18, 2023

15 to 0

!catholics get in here, momento morí dodgers

That isn't my sacrifice, though; no, my presence is what rDrama is giving up for Lent. There's a No Man's Sky update due out either later today or tomorrow morning. New space stations and stuff. You're going to miss out on my tismposting over it. You'll miss my review of the new Godzilla movie at the end of March. You'll miss countless hot take threads with the cute girls love the blahaj image.

You'll miss a huge number of carp's curated funny family man moments volumes.

It will hurt, and it will hurt badly, but you will all be spiritually richer for it.

Similarly, though to a much lesser extent, I will miss bringing joy with these things to our dozens of users. I've also got some other stuff I'll be doing for Lent but that's not the sort of thing one broadcasts. That said, remember to sacrifice something yourself. rDrama's collective carp sacrifice is not your own, nor is it something you have control over. The convict does not give up his freedom for Lent. It's also not supposed to be a bad habit; you shouldn't be doing bad things anyway. Give up something good and that you enjoy but distracts you from God. That can even be time. Commit to just a rosary per day even, that's an excellent habit to be in.

Remember that Fridays aren't meant to be an excuse to binge on nice seafood. It's not a sacrifice at all if you're having a big fish feast or eating lobster or whatever on Friday, that's a treat. The fast is meant to be solemn and bring you closer to God, it's not a fancy fish party.

Bye rDrama don't bother engaging the small-souled wicked who are sure to appear below see you in April x

!badgemaxxers

!catholics

/r/Christianity unanimously reassures OP that it’s fine, God loves anal s*x and unlike those priggish Catholics who will tell you to just sort yourself out and don’t do it, it actually doesn’t matter!

Pay no mind to the comments suggesting otherwise. God’s strongest warrior (Reddit) will take care of them.

Nancy Mace tells a prayer breakfast that she turned down sex this morning so she could get there on time pic.twitter.com/nnWY6moonJ

— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) July 27, 2023

>Be Jonah, the prophet.

>Get told to go to Nineveh and tell them to repent.

>”Why tf are you sending me to that shithole God?”

>”Why not just glass them like Sodom and Gomorrah and be done with it?”

>Realize He's gonna be merciful to your enemies AGAIN.

>Frickthat.jpeg

>Hitch a boat in the opposite direction

>God sends a storm

>Tell God-fearing sailors you're a prophet and convince them to throw you overboard.

>Would rather die than see that degenerate shithole, Nineveh be saved.

>Get tossed overboard.

>get immediately swallowed up by a whale.

>Fml fine you win I'll give the Ninevites their stupid message. They're not gonna repent anyway.

>get barfed up next to Nineveh

>go to Nineveh

>deliver Message

>They listen

>Go to cliff

>Wait for Nineveh to be Sodom and Gomorrah'd

>Nothing Happens

>Hefrickingsparedthemagain.jpeg

>”HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!”

Reminder that God loves you no matter your struggles with gender.

!catholics

That's where you're wrong. https://t.co/mUDeyLHM82 pic.twitter.com/rlgtOaGUZK

— John Valravn (@jmc_nanban) April 3, 2024

!classics !lgbt