Wonder if she wants tongue or peepee

I'd say red rocket

Oh I’m done masturbating now I don’t care

That was quick

Real coomer hours.

Anyone else even remotely curious as to how she'd taste? 🤔

FYI, I don't have a Reddit account.

I merely lurk there because I have neither shit for a brain nor a potty for a brainpan.

EDIT: you're not harbouring thotcriminals, are you?

I have come to expect nothing from the buffalo. But the fact that they got literally everithyng wrong is impressive

dear Kyle Rittenhouse,
you literally got away with murder. congratulations. now kindly have the decency to fuck off and never be heard from again

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) November 19, 2021

@carpathianflorist was it cause of llm? what did I do? Just explain why you let me back just to ban me again, and i'll explain to you why it's so goddarn easy to evade shadowbans.

@The_Homocracy you're the only mod who appreciates my unique personality of narcissistic autism, and the drama it creates. Vouch for me here.

Why is this headline so important?.. because its just the tip of the iceberg.

What many don’t know is that a huge portion of the more overtly-racist-Trump-supporter-social-media-influencers receive huge cyrpto donations from Iran, both knowingly and unknowingly. https://t.co/FMw0XSlbRJ

— Enerzoa (@enerzoa) November 19, 2021

actual article is about muh gerrymandering and not about libshits losing the plot

https://msnbc.com/opinion/gop-redistricting-maps-will-gerrymander-democrats-out-house-n1284067

But frick bussy exclusively anyway are the highest of kings.

Homoseparatism is about who you frick, not about whether nature tried to make you into a straggot.

Frick nature.

Frick bussy.

The attorney for Jacob Chansley, a.k.a. the ‘QAnon Shaman,’ said Trump needs to take care of the ‘jackasses that [he] f*cked up because of January 6’ pic.twitter.com/llHasyNWOL

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) November 18, 2021

Not drama but he is a dramatic individual.

Was almost was counting this as a win for them until about 1:40 when he started getting smug bitching about consumerism or something.

I was looking at a bald dude eating a sandwich and got sad. How do you do it baldcels?

A mighty text

'Tween prose and screed

But alas, those words,

I did not read.

Not good! Felt like a weird mesh of things that should never go together. Didn’t work at all for me and left a bad taste in my mouth.

Hope the food combination is better than the film.

So I recently started reading Paradise Lost because I needed something to do in the mornings before classes start and am also incredibly conceited and like to feel smarter than others. I expected it to be hellishly boring and drop it after the first few lines, but it's surprisingly entertaining (the part with Sin and Death is probably the most interesting so far and Belial is a little b-word). Right now, I'm up to the part where Ithuriel and Zephon find Satan in Eden. I was wondering if there is any other classical literature that's worth reading and won't make me want to rip my eyes out, since I'm asking you people apparently?

Also, remember when Liam Neeson, completely unprompted, said that he once tried to murder a black guy? The frick was that?