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[Jinxthinker kino] THIS IS THE PILOT EPISODE OF MY NEW SITCOM "LIFE OF PHIL"

bitchute link

Highlights

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177774496807408.webp staring @duck, DSP, Peter Griffin, Phoebe Bridgers, Billie Eilish, Brian Family Man, George Floyd, Darrell Brooks, Jinx, and Taylor "Jihad" Swift

DSP is an aspiring streamer/high school student. Jinx, the new girl, beats up Taylor Swift

DSP tries to ask Jinx to prom and fails

Epic Family Man humor with the Family™

Jinx becomes DSP's 50th follower on Twitch

Overall I'm very sad not to see Hollywood royalty like Alec Biden or some diversity (chiobu) as villains

!jinxthinkers five seasons and a movie?

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https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1798393295254831522

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Most Based Comments

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

These people are so hypocritical. (14)

Calling people fat and baby peepees is literal middle and high school bully tactics. It's so jockish, unsophisticated, and stupid. The funny thing is they don't even realize r/memes, r/starterpacks and similar places also hate Kathleen Kennedy, they just find people like you to be losers for hating her too much and being obsessed. I have respect and love for Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson and will defend them against lies. Hence I won't align myself starterpacks which don't even defend her just saying "you hate her too much". (-15)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔥🔘🔘

The people who create memes like this haven't seen their Peepee/Vagina in years due to their massive stomaches. (25)

Neither have the people who spend time on reddit hating on everything and calling it woke (-12)

Basedness: 🔥🔥🔘🔘🔘

if you dislike the flag? i dont care but i hope you dont mean you just hate gay people. (2)

If you are the kind of person who doesn't make your entire personality about your sexuality then I couldnt care less but If you are gay and incapable of having a personality outside of that then yea..I hate. (-1)

Angriest Comments

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡😡

These people are so hypocritical. (14)

Calling people fat and baby peepees is literal middle and high school bully tactics. It's so jockish, unsophisticated, and stupid. The funny thing is they don't even realize r/memes, r/starterpacks and similar places also hate Kathleen Kennedy, they just find people like you to be losers for hating her too much and being obsessed. I have respect and love for Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson and will defend them against lies. Hence I won't align myself starterpacks which don't even defend her just saying "you hate her too much". (-15)

Angriness: 😡😡😡😡🔘

Neither have the people who spend time on reddit hating on everything and calling it woke (-12)

You get downvotes for speaking the truth. Most anti-wokists are pathetic basement dwelling losers who can't hold down a job who b-word about how women, blacks and gays ruin media while parasitical draining the life from everyone who bothers to stay in their life. To put it bluntly the world would be better off without them. (-4)

Angriness: 😡😡😡🔘🔘

if you dislike the flag? i dont care but i hope you dont mean you just hate gay people. (2)

If you are the kind of person who doesn't make your entire personality about your sexuality then I couldnt care less but If you are gay and incapable of having a personality outside of that then yea..I hate. (-1)

Biggest Lolcow: /u/Prudent-Incident7147

Score: 🐮🔘🔘🔘🔘

Number of comments: 2

Average angriness: 🔘🔘🔘🔘🔘

Maximum angriness: 😡😡🔘🔘🔘

Minimum angriness: 😡😡🔘🔘🔘

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He made two threads, one for each picture. This one is the most popular, but there's seethe in both

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177809687605999.webp

Redditers definitely do not approve

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177827627096498.webp

Nothing short of idiotic, given the state of things. What left boot, exactly? The one on your hand?

:#soysnooseethe:

It is shocking how many trumpers don't realize all these laws will be used against them too. I can't wait for the outrage.

I think they only care that gays and minorities suffer more.

:#marseylgbtflag3genocide:

…unless you're a woman, Black, or LGBTQ

My lesbian sister believes in this also. OP

Then your lesbian sister is also a moron.

Yeah she knows. We have been called worse. OP

:#gay:

Very strong "I have a black friend, I can't be racist" vibes.

Assuming you aren't lying about having a lesbian sister to take some heat off of you (which you probably are), your sister is an idiot too.

Maybe you should go back to boys are quirky

Maybe you should sit down while the adults are talking.

Maybe you should go back to your video games.

Maybe you should comb deeper into my comment history for more meaningless ammo to show people how pathetic you are.

:!#marseypunching: :#marseypunching:

While true, it doesn't really fit the current situation. The “both sides” thing is something fascists rely on to gain power, as you can see cons trying to accuse democrats of doing everything they themselves are doing

Yes, only one side has ever done that.

Anyway I've got to go read some more about how Biden's new border order totally is good unlike when Trump did the same thing

Seems like just last week I was reading about how Biden's tariffs are good unlike when Trump did the same thing

Too bad there isn't a free trade & immigration candidate running. Maybe I'd vote for them

An unironic libertarian

"Both sides!" is the dumbest possible stance.

How does the left have a boot on your neck??

EDIT: Oh, it's just some moron who doesn't vote.

Remember, "both sides" means someone is so ignorant about the party's policies they think Dems and Republicans are the same.

I'd think the owner of this sticker was an idiot.

"Sure, one side wants some of my family, friends and neighbors literally dead, but the other side isn't perfect and unblemished.

I can't even tell the difference."

Not being able to work unless you get a government mandated vaccine is having a boot on your neck.

That was the left pushing vaccines that didn't even work, not the right. The right wanted people to decide their healthcare for themselves.

In hindsight the right was correct. Countries with the least lockdowns and mandates did much better than the countries with left wing authoritarian style lockdowns and mandates.

Africa did amazingly well, especially considering they have the worst healthcare in the world. By doing nothing they did much better than any other place. Who would have thought forcing people to stay at home and get experimental injections for a bad flu would lead to bad results?

The right did, we all predicted what is happening right now.

:#marseygigavaxxer: or you're fired

Oh dear god, an "enlightened centrist"; tell me, how has the Biden administration's support of abortion, student debt relief, and actually standing up to the fascist frick Putin in Ukraine made you feel like he's really bringing the boot down on you? Fricking idiot.

I have no say about abortion because I'm not a female. I didn't go to college so I don't give a shit about student debt relief. And I don't give a shit what happens in other countries. We need to mind our own business and keep our money here.. OP

It's Friday I'm just having fun with everyone. Lol OP

I would be a lot more LOL without the looming threat of clearly-defined actual dictatorship and collapse of my home country's inclusive government, regardless of its current state of oligarchic tendencies.

It's happened to a lot of counties, past and present and it can easily happen here.

:#soysnootypefast:

I'm all for criticizing the Democratic party, but pretending like they're the same is disingenuous at best.

It is. the Democrats can dumb sometimes, but the Gop wants a dictatorship and to Genocide minority populations and LGBT people.

I forget where I read the quote but it was something like yea, both parties are clowns. But the democrats are like bozo and the republicans are like pennywise

:#soysnoo3:

This is right-wing propaganda.

We have one party that is happy to convince you not to vote.

We have another party that is actively trying to change the process enough to allow for more than two Parties

They are not the same.

The brainwashing is working!!

:#marseysmoothbrain:

Wow, "I'm going to waste my vote on a non-viable third party to stick it to the government" isn't the flex you think it is.

I'm not even gonna do that. I'm just gonna go to work because I don't get paid to vote. Plus I don't like any of them anyway. OP

He's definitely grill pilled :marseygrilling2:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717768021246665.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177680209935288.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717768021133028.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177680213738952.webp

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In the first :marseywinner: image :marseymissing2: you see the place :marseyminipixel: where :marseydrama: the murder :marseybeheading: took case.

Today both AFD and die Linke (Chuds and Soy's) are going :marseysal3: to clash in Mannheim, cops are everywhere, violence :marseybardfinn: expected. I am at the left our encampment reporting :marseyreportmaxxer2: live for drama.net

https://files.catbox.moe/5c55si.jpg

Millions must die, updating as the sperg :marseynullautism: out progresses. !germs

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The Americans will colonize the Moon and Mars

Glory to the American empire.

:marseykneel:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpaceX_Mars_Colonization_Program

https://www.esa.int/Enabling_Support/Preparing_for_the_Future/Space_for_Earth/Energy/Helium-3_mining_on_the_lunar_surface

Generally all great empires are a continuation of previous empires.

The Greek empire continued in the form of the Roman empire, the roman empire broke apart with one part taken over by various European tribes and the other continuing as the Byzantine empire.

The European tribes managed to grow enough as to go to the US and mix their genetics together there and form the next greatest empire in the world.

Now, the US being the greatest current empire in the world, the next great empire will be an obvious continuation of the US empire.

The US does not intend to take over any further land on Earth, so where does it go? To the moon of course.

It's free real estate, and only the US has the technology to access it and keep it.

The total area of the moon is 38 million square kilometers. Which is surprisingly a little smaller than the total land area of Asia.

The US is expected to set up a moon base before 2030.

China is the only country with plans to set up a moon base by 2035.

The new age of exploration is the race to colonize the moon.

If the US successfully colonizes the moon, and China fails to do so, and the US successfully manages to mine the moon, that would secure prosperity for their empire for generations to come.

The US is obviously going to successfully do it.

China is less likely to pull it off, as they are trying to set up a moon base in collaboration with Russia, which clearly does not have the competency to be able to pull off a project this big in scope and ambition.

In conclusion:

The US is going to take over the moon within this century.

Glory to the US.

:marseykneel:

The next stage of white flight is upon us.

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I have a soft spot for the near future sci-fi setting in games.

I also like cyberpunk 2077, and Call of Duty future warfare.

It is also why I like the Jujutsu Kaisan anime as it is set in modern day Tokyo.

Fun fact: Arma 3 is set in the 2030's.

Deus Ex Mankind divided is set in the 2020's. We got pretty close to the cybernetic prosthetics didn't we.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177828970872197.webp

I think Ghost Recon future soldier came the closest to getting the level of tech of the 2020's right.

It's eerie how correct they were.

Imperfect invisibility cloak. Check:

https://futurism.com/the-byte/watch-invisibility-cloak-military-use

Attack drones. Check:

Sensor grenade never came to be because its a dumb idea for real life.

Robodog. Check:

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/05/28/china/china-military-rifle-toting-robot-dogs-intl-hnk-ml/index.html

The ghost recon future soldier game came the closest to guessing the future correctly.

This game released in 2012 by the way.

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imagine not being terminally online and seeing this lmao

lards need to step up their game, this is the worst election year ever, it's just a 2020 rerun but without any excitement :smh:

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Sorry Jeb!, if you don't have a hot wife, no WAY are you getting in the white house.

Also, I live /r/inthenews. It's just leftoid schizo reeeeing about usually made up nonsense that builds up Trump as this impossibly r-slurred demon instead of what he actually is (softly white collar boomer property developer pervert), so it's going to be extra funny when he wins and they all commit sudoku (or just slink back into impotent seething because nothing in their lives will change when Mega Hitler 2.0 wins again and fatly proclaims things)

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Non-paywalled article

https://sports.yahoo.com/report-ex-dolphins-cb-xavien-howard-allegedly-shared-revenge-porn-texted-a-boy-sexual-images-of-his-mother-045225458.html


Tiger Droppings :marseytigerslsumascot: reacts

https://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/more-sports/xavien-howard-is-one-messed-up-man/113676564/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177700944596844.webp

This but unironically :marseygilead:



Reddit reacts

https://old.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1da2xee/seeking_revenge_xavien_howard_texted_boy_sexual/


https://old.reddit.com/r/miamidolphins/comments/1d9z0a3/seeking_revenge_xavien_howard_texted_boy_sexual/

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Collection of funny-looking guys from r/bald

Baldy 1

Before:

You guys should I shave my head?

Yes, king! Absolutely!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177441282163472.webp

After:

I did it you guys am I handsome now?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177441298329952.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1d9ysfi/is_it_time_24_years_old/

Baldy 2

Guys, is it time? I'm frightened to be bald!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177441315132277.webp

Fear is irrelevant. You are already there buddy.

https://old.reddit.com/r/bald/

Baldy 3

:#marseyquagmire: + :mar#seysmoothbrain: = https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717744133031696.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1d9ehwy/_/

Baldy 4

Very impressive commitment to the denial here.

Before: https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177441348883657.webp

After:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177441355677245.webp

https://old.reddit.com/r/bald/comments/1d5x3ql/long_time_lurker_without_joining_the_sub_finally/

Token Negro Baldy 5

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177805079475138.webp

I just really want to punch this ugly cute twinky face with a rock.

Baldy 6

You guys am I going bald?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177805099654362.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717780512902831.webp

Nooo buddy definitely keep that nobody can tell.

Conclusion

Moids, if you're going bald there's a 99% chance that's it's over for you already.

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Let's check in on some previous posts from @Poj's Ex:

Disney should pull out of Florida

Some choice quotes:

https://rdrama.net/post/145312/disney-should-pull-out-of-florida/3548381#context

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177413935811336.webp

They totally considered moving their entire empire out of Florida guys just trust me.

They're also totally going to own DeSantis in court.

Oh, wait

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717741393715596.webp

Oops, Desantis just keeps winning.


Maybe he had better thoughts later:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/171774139389753.webp

Texas totally begged them to come and gave them a totally real offer!

Oh wait.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17177413940342474.webp

It wasn't texas, it was some random tweet from some county judge (really). This might surprise you but Pizza didn't even attempt to defend this one further.


Other random sneedfests he had over Disney totally owning DeSantis:

https://rdrama.net/post/160183/desantis-mocked-after-being-cucked-by

https://rdrama.net/post/172023/disney-to-expand-in-cali

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see if they are responsive. If not, call 911 :#soyjakwow:

Nah let nature take it's course :#gigachad2:

Ban narcan

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Hey guys check out this rigorous new philosophy i did is it good :marseyblob:

https://twitter.com/SimonSchfe45703/status/1799016360238088400

lmao @ humanities :ma#rseylaugh:

(IDK the context of this and he might be replying to another philosopher and applying their logic to show something is ridiculous but that doesn't help my agenda so that possibility getting ignored)

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:marppy: Drama Report: 2024-06-07 :marseyminer:

Top Drama

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:marppy: autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. :marseycapitalistmanlet: Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion :marseyjamming:

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Living spaces thread

Share the picture of your favorite room!

!homeowners come dunk with pictures of what renthogs will never achieve.

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Is this really a “Justice Served”? If they owned all the equipment, did what was reasonable to ensure safety, and didn't cause harm to anyone or anyone else's property, why does the government need to get involved? I can legally launch a firework at a car I own on the ground, but if I'm airborne now I'm in serious trouble? There are more serious things the government employees who are after this guy should be looking into.

Reasonable comment, most downvoted in thread.

Explosives on an aircraft. It's illegal.

“Suk Min Choi, 24, a.k.a. “Alex Choi,” of Studio City, is charged with one count of causing the placement of an explosive or incendiary device on an aircraft.”

Shine that boot boy!

But they didn't do what was reasonable and safe. They did what was illegal and unsafe and could've easily started another California wild fire

Muh heckin' wild fyres!!!

Uhh from what I saw in the video there is zero chance of them starting a brush fire. You have to have brush to start a brush fire.

Ok let's use your very sound logic here. That doesn't make the explosives used and where they were used any less illegal. Any more brain busters you got from your point of view?

Hey /u/frost-penguin you massive r-slur you're the one who brought up fires to start with. keep yourself safe

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:marseydarkfoidretard:discussion on "baby-trapping"

notice how child support is barely mentioned anywherenin the thread. lol

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