Poor people deserve to suffer.

for all of you zoomers who won't use anything unless it has a dark mode

aevann always has cute animal pics on his changelog posts but i'm not aevann so this is the best you're gonna get

https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/

Like the tortoise and the hare, the top reddit comedians are being beat out by the POLITICS SECTION OF IFUNNY.

Well, not yet. But you know it's coming.

To lighten all this up, how bout we gamble on the fate of her and her's subreddit's life.

Betting lines:

1.5:1 Reopens r/antiwork

3:1 Ghosts reddit

10:1 Ropes

Comment other prop bets and help adjust betting lines. I'll start collecting DC on Friday probably.

the premise of the work is that messiah is constantly trying to get kitty despite being 5"6 and constantly talking about his reddit celebrity. im thinking he should be played by Peter Dinklage and his on again off again girlfriend shoudl be played by Zendaya. pizzashill is played by James Dreyfus and when he's not trying to pick up men or have gay s*x with messiah he's constantly tweeting. one episode has him get in a fight with Adam Baldwin where he sucker punches him in the lungs. The theme song should be a cover of Charmless Man by Blur but man is made plural. it should have an 80 million dollar budget

"I am a licensed Doctor in the U.S. and I make less than. $15.00/hour"

It's a fricking veterinarian. I can't copy paste the post for some reason. But it's a fricking veterinarian.

Past research has suggested that earning more money makes people happier until about $75,000 a year, at which point higher salaries are no longer associated with greater well-being. But recent findings published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences suggest that well-being increases steadily with income and does not plateau.

People who earned more money reported greater day-to-day well-being and better overall life satisfaction. In contrast to previous studies, the relationship was linear and did not plateau at $75,000.

Something, something, I'll try to post idiot redditors takes on this, or highlight idiots perspective on why this matters.

fat pig:

karl marx:

bussy pill:

usual schizoposting about how it's all an undercover plant that's been paid off, you know the drill

could someone edit with a tinfoil hat now haha

Note that this apology video is released after he was charged and pled guilty to sexual offences involving teenage boys

other gems in xir's account

Both Muslim and Christian institutions have agreed to fight atheism as an enemy and a real threat to their role and conservative religious views. The official Muslim institutions, namely al-Azhar, the Ministry of Endowments, and Egypt’s Dar al-Ifta have been actively organizing different events against atheism. Minister of Endowments Mohamed Mokhtar Gomaa has stated that there is a plan “to immunize, confront, treat, and prevent” the spread of atheism. He also added during a parliamentary discussion on the spread of the “phenomenon of atheism”: “The ideas of atheists, gays, and extremists are ticking time bombs similar to those of extremism and terrorism. We cannot eliminate extremist and terrorist ideologies unless we firmly face laxity and deviation.”

In a similar vein, the Grand Imam of al-Azhar Ahmed El-Tayyeb affirmed in many television interviews: “New Atheism now has institutions, societies, and funds, and youth are now encouraged to attack religion. This reminds me of Marxist Atheism, which targeted religions at the time, describing them as ‘opium.’” Furthermore, Al-Azhar established a “Bayan” Unit to face atheism, which held face-to-face meetings with atheists to convince them of the “moderation of Islam.” In addition, the Observatory of Takfiri Fatwas affiliated with Egypt’s Dar al-Ifta issued a report, in which it monitors the reasons for the increase of the phenomenon of atheism among youth in Islamic nations, claiming that the country has 866 atheists.

Egyptian churches have followed the line of fighting atheism. Moreover, the words of their leaders have become regularly present in the official discourse to the extent that they cited atheism—for the first time—as a reason for the invalidation of marriage contracts in the Christian Family Bill that is being proposed by the Egyptian churches to the Ministry of Justice. The response plan included various activities, such as the organization of events.

The Egypt Council for Churches has held a conference to address atheism, many booklets have been published, such as A Conversation with an Atheist by priest and famous preacher Daoud Lamei and The Illusion of Atheism by Father Ibrahim Azer, a teaching assistant at the Theological Seminary of Al-Muharraq Monastery, who believes the 25 January Revolution of 2011 to be one of the most important reasons for atheism. Meanwhile, Pope Tawadros II, Pope of Alexandria and Patriarch of the See of St. Mark, dedicated a number of his weekly sermons to the topic of atheism, underscoring the grave danger it poses to Egyptian society, even if percentage of atheists is small.