Would be surprised if this wasn't a repost

Just finished up all the released books a few days ago. Was pretty good, dumb fun series, nothing too deep or complex. It's just a series about a fighting arena and jumps around a few different fighters from the pits, and a couple owners of the houses that train fighters.

The last book ends pretty abruptly and there hasn't been a release in 5 years, so that blows, but if you're into light fantasy and mindless action, I'd say it's worth checking out.

I'm on onlyfans

I'm a washed up slut

I shoved a jalapeno up my but for $20 bucks

You can call it a joke

Or you can call it satire

But my butthole is on fricking fire

And I don't give a darn about my reputation

Overdose on PBR And masturbation

Smoke so much weed higher than inflation

I'm just a product of good aim and ejaculation

I'm a frickpuppet of society,

I wish this dominatrix would untie me

I'm being fricked by a chick with a silicon peepee

Just another tinder date that lied to me

And I don't mean to be dramatic

But I want to play hopscotch in 5 o'clock traffic

And if I survive that would be tragic

Cuz health insurance, I don't have it

Frick me sideways in my butthole

I have no fricking soul

Frick bitches smoke a fat bowl

I've lost all self control

Frick you frick me

Suck on the peepee of society

Frick you frick me

Take a sip of this drink poured by bill Cosby

What the frick am I doing with my life

I'm looking for the boink at the end of the night

Stab me in the eyes and lock me in a cellar

Can't hear myself scream like Hellen Keller

My therapist is hot and that's not good

It's hard to pick yourself up the floor when you are hardwood

I need medication but I'm in denial

I heard Zoloft makes you unerectile

Look around we're surrounded by clones

Algorithms and addicted to our phones

Twat robots everywhere I go

Peepee in your butt like incognito

I'm a homo with no homeostasis

Looking for love in all the wrong places

Racking up hos like COVID cases

It's hard to stand up when I'm sitting on faces

Frick me sideways in my butthole

I have no fricking soul

Frick bitches smoke a fat bowl

I've lost all self control

Frick you frick me

Suck on the peepee of society

Frick you frick me

Take a sip of this drink poured by bill Cosby

I got a question for all of you

Do you ever wish your mom just swallowed you

That your dad pulled out and shot the wall with you

But he didn't wear a rubber and now we're all screwed

Cuz I was born without discretion

Now I suffer from depression

Everything keeps getting stranger

Got me flexing like Eleven

Got me slurring like I'm Texan

Mind is blurring call me Biden

I be flying when I'm dreaming

But my knife has got me screaming

Frick me sideways in my butthole

I have no fricking soul

Frick bitches smoke a fat bowl

I've lost all self control

Frick you frick me

Suck on the peepee of society

Frick you frick me

Take a sip of this drink poured by bill Cosby

I am a bonfire of human bones

I am a bonfire of human bones

I am a bonfire of human bones

Sue Tissue can get it.

The goodness kicks in at around 0:30.

Is this the tinder logo?

Is this the tinder logo or nah?

Im almost sure its not but im kinda trippin off this screenshot my girl sent me.

She has samsung.

I see.

Bruv if she is on tinder then just use her for s*x man and just find other girls, just don’t get attached to her. I wish I still had my ex so I can have more cheeks to clap 😂 the little hoe.

This is a fat white zoomer from Kansas (I didn’t check, just guessing)

there’s another app with a similar logo

https://old.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/rrqcrm/metapsa_if_you_see_this_app_logo_in_your_sos

Don’t do that, don’t give him hope

Surely she would’ve said that then rather than go for the virus excuse.

There probably is a virus in the story somewhere

Google "pdf converter notifications" I had the same fear. And I'll tell you, the logo is almost identical for some phones. It is not tinder bro.

lmao yeah just a pdf converter

Yeah bro, she’s cheating that’s tinder 💯

Don't forget that tinder does send push notifications about coming back to the app etc so they may have it installed but not using it

As if that’s still redeemable

Lmao, this has everything. Insecurities, zoomer r-slurs, and cope.

I may be laughing my butt off but we've all been there.

According to Google and other Reddit posts, it means she has a tinder notification

Lmao I’m not sure what’s more sad, the fact that this dude has his girl cheating or this poster on THE TINDER sub that presumably has Tinder and doesn’t know what a notification looks like

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Bottom text. Get in here.

If you're a filthy American take the day off and join in

I had no idea you could swipe between tabs like this.

Why have you all been keeping this a secret from me?