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We were originally going to do a 5 or 7 course meal, which was going to be a series of "surprise" courses (that's how the resturaunt describes it) but when we got there we saw that the regular menu had both escargot and pigeon. There are pigeons all around Paris, pooping on statues and eating leftovers from fancy cafes, and we didn't want either of those options to be one of the "surprises" so we opted for just a dessert instead. This was a Wasabi ice cream over merangue, a strawberry circle, a lemond rind of some kind, and a merangue with appley filling that oozes open when you dig into it!

lots of generic condolences to inanimate object low tier jokes

Most controversial thread comes through still about being rational through hatred of somebody you despise, and how keeping cordial relationships even with douchebags is pivotal in international diplomacy

Lots of waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah wahhh wahhhh no the Iranian regime is le heckin evilllll, the EU head eurocuck dude should have said nothing and stay silent instead!!!!

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IT'S ABOUT SIGNALLING REEEEEEEEEEEE

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At this point NF is no better than cheepika, nalla and dabba. What most ppl conveniently forget are that they have not provided a single proof for any accusation they have made. MR samjh aata h ki ek minor ki details aap nahi dena chahte to bji koi solid proof to aaj tak nahi diya and than Why not reveal saba ki love story agar wakai pata h to sabko batao, why not expose cheepdi and nalla abt their dual personality with proof. I think they don't have any proof or anything solid against ibs Or else they would have reveled like saba ka wedding fiasco, kunki wo to pure gaon ko pata hai ki kaisi shadi hui h , now all they are doing is making videos for traction and staying relevant (-5)

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Funny se lo uska number…khud hi bol dena 🤪🤪 (5)

Tum log chamche ho tum logon ki baat acche se manenge. (1)

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Let the IBs stop their holier than though attitude, lying, their regressive promotions and child abuse and I'm sure this sub will cease to exist and NF will also stop making IB videos. U are forgetting what kind of wrong influence this clan is having on society in general and that's the whole point of this sub as well as NF vlogs (17)

I m not against NF for making videos on those creatures! My point is why to dig the past which involves others specially a minor girl ! While that girl is leading a private life in fact RS is keeping the silence intact, who are NF to talk about them. Isn't already a known fact that she left her daughter!? Everything in sake of fame / money/ controversies! (-2)

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I m not against NF for making videos on those creatures! My point is why to dig the past which involves others specially a minor girl ! While that girl is leading a private life in fact RS is keeping the silence intact, who are NF to talk about them. Isn't already a known fact that she left her daughter!? Everything in sake of fame / money/ controversies! (-2)

I do understand your concern about that so called first child but ur concern is misplaced or rather ur not voicing it at the right place. I dont think there is a single person in this sub who doesn't care for that child. So please stop thinking/feeling otherwise. That couple is the sole cause of any heartache that the kid will have because they r at fault for displaying their current child as the one and only. If they hadn't done that, all these comments and speculations would have long died down already, don't u think? (11)

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Let the IBs stop their holier than though attitude, lying, their regressive promotions and child abuse and I'm sure this sub will cease to exist and NF will also stop making IB videos. U are forgetting what kind of wrong influence this clan is having on society in general and that's the whole point of this sub as well as NF vlogs (17)

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I m not against NF for making videos on those creatures! My point is why to dig the past which involves others specially a minor girl ! While that girl is leading a private life in fact RS is keeping the silence intact, who are NF to talk about them. Isn't already a known fact that she left her daughter!? Everything in sake of fame / money/ controversies! (-2)

If "dki" changes her name to faiza and stops quoting "Pehla baccha, Pehla this pehla that", every criticism n comments around her" first child" will reduce drastically n eventually end. Shez the actual culprit here who is perpetuating this nonsense to suit her holy fake persona. 😒 it's her responsibility to make efforts to put a full stop to this n not NFs or this subs. (7)

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Black replacement in South Africa is NOT a conspiracy theory.

The ANC is replacing black south Africans with black illegal immigrants from Zimbabwe and Africa.

— Letshela Mofokeng (@SirLetshela) August 19, 2023

Does Chick-fil-A not have the same anti-LGBTQ reputation anymore? Anecdotally, young people (Gen Z) keep casually announcing that they eat there and it's jarring to my aging millennial ears.

Chick-fil-A was THE culture war issue at a time when the term “culture war” was employed a lot less frequently (or at least I heard it less). Hard to believe the stigma is gone among presumably pro-LGBTQIA+ young people. 🤷‍♂️

Some 20-something at work just asked me where to find a Chick-fil-A (I didn't know, but others have asked me the same question). That's what inspired this…

There is no ethical consumption, but when a corporation becomes publicly associated with bigotry, mistreating workers, other social/environmental ills, I'll boycott in solidarity + to send a message. But seems like, eventually, people forget.

Boycotts can be an effective tool, but it seems like there is more awareness now than ever that systemic, radical change is necessary to address root causes of corporate greed/abuses (including capitalism itself). Consumer choices only go so far.

https://twitter.com/EricShapiro3/status/1791880151279505443

what does woke mean?

Woke's over, younger Gen Zs and Gen Alpha dgaf about this stuff

Not sure how you personally define “wokeness,” but Gen Z is extremely concerned about LGBTQ+ rights according to available data (regardless of whether they connect it with a specific chicken place).

Wokeness = radical liberalism and performative politics. There's a polarisation - some Gen Zs (those older and closer to millennials) are woke, but overwhelmingly the younger section do not seek institutional approval (couldn't get it anyway) and so aren't led by the radical liberalism of the PMC (as millennials were). Plus, now every other school / guidance counsellor / social worker / university is promoting woke radlib ideology it's not viewed as ‘cool' (every generation rebels in their youth, as Nick Cave said if he were 16 today he'd go to church [to be counter-cultural]) and that's partly why we see a resurgence of trad. Many polls indicate Gen-Alpha (turning 14) are the most right-wing / conservative in generations. But there is a huge split amongst the sexes (young men are much more likely to be rightwing / conservative than young women).

except that's not what woke means. yall should stop talking about things you have no idea about [black woman speaking]

Now I'm starting to understand better why some people think being ‘woke' is a bad thing smh

it's conservatives taking words ( aave) they don't know the meaning of and basically turning them into a slur. so now the entire country thinks woke is something it's not [black woman speaking]

https://twitter.com/DrJenIzaakson/status/1792166612235137399

We don't get no rewards for not eating there

Not funding organizations that hate you?!?!

I think this is a fair point. But at the end of the day, no ethical consumption in capitalism. I fund governments that hate me every single day, baby. May as well get some Polynesian with it.

“There's no ethical consumption under capitalism “ doesn't mean I should spend and vote with my dollars recklessly

I don't vote recklessly. But you're a great example why I eat the chicken. This shit turns you off to regular people who have a lot in common with you. What am I really helping by freaking out over chicken and telling them about themselves? Cutting them off? Over some nuggets.

https://twitter.com/courtsidekenny/status/1792169661783482854

https://twitter.com/wet_church/status/1792040310249255045

https://twitter.com/SoGoodWeNamedlt/status/1792202288578339011

not the chick fil a cup

https://twitter.com/DearlyBearloved/status/1792133167660298451

Just shows the addictiveness of fried MSG

Highly incorrect. MSG is not addictive just awhole lot of racially charged history behind it. Many things have MSG both naturally and added. The addictiveness comes from fats and salts. Chick fil a is just more of brand type to show off similar to iPhones and other hyped things.

https://twitter.com/HelloDevSero/status/1792046534609232218

Everything is so gay now. Not in the pride way (well also in the pride way), the straggy way. They keep letting boring twitter millennial losers write shit. Everything is sanded down and unfunny. Nothing on the horizon interests me.

Again, I blame millennials. When they started getting high-paying jobs, shit became a lot less fun.

!zoomers do you hate millennial writing too?

Hey chuddies what happened to the "japanese people hate it" talking point

Total !nonchuds victory

https://twitter.com/stone_toss/status/1792918268048732265

https://stonetoss.com/comic/act-of-g-d/