- Spookmander : Marsmisia
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Cats are fricking awful pets.
They:
do not want to be your pet.
will knock over all of your shit.
are awake at times incompatible with humans (nocturnal).
can give you a serious infection if they scratch you.
WILL scratch you for no reason at any time.
MIGHT allow you to pet them once every month, but will scratch you for no reason afterwards.
They are the lazy man's pet, and a bad one at that. Rats make far better pets than cats if you're so lazy you can't get a dog.
Dogs will:
love you unconditionally.
let you pet them whenever you want.
never hurt you.
protect you from intruders.
devour the annoying neighbor's toddler.
teach you to be more responsible, hold a better daily routine, and even get your fat butt some exercise.
usually not break your shit.
Obviously there are poorly trained or aggressive dogs but even the most well-behaved cat will be aggressive.
Dogchads, post your w's over catcels.
- box : spam
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- -3
Pingphobes can get the rope 
. If you hate pinging go back to Reddit!
!schizomaxxers !downmarseyrs !soren discuss
- Slippery_Jim : Frick no.
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- Shreddedmanlet : P-do
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Butt Chin is ultimate sign you are master race
- FamilyGuyShill : s*x = funny
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But muh catboy ranch!!
who cares?
But muh bathtub hrt!!
who cares?
But all she does is ratio people on twitter!
based and dramapilled
freeze peach!!!
will of the majority >>>>> will of the minority
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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- Chtorrr : Admins need to do something about people who dont limit their irrelevant shitposts to /h/braincels
- youaredisordered : http://p-do.help/
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- 11
- -3
Queued for a late night ARAM and got matched with this heckin' cute and valid person.
That's all. There's no drama. There's nothing.
But I do feel bad for this person, holy shit.
Also what the frick is a hole?
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Hypermuscular Hindu Hridaysamrat - 13
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This is a civilian area according to the person filming. There’s nothing to translate really. It’s just insults along the lines of “this is russian peace. Co*ksuckers, f*ggots, bit*hes” etc.
— ASB News / MILITARY〽️ (@ASBMilitary) March 2, 2022
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