They aren’t even trying anymore.

This moderation work is just too much for me, so I'm looking to hire an assistant. Starting pay is $0 an hour, but there is potential for an annual pay raise of 10%. This job has very high standards of conduct. If you've ever said anything remotely right-of-center in the past ten years, you are disqualified. However, I am not super strict, so I am willing to forgive an incident of domestic violence or missed child support payments, for example.

Most recent comment: https://old.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/qdekhh/golden_frieza_vs_voldemort_darth_vader_kratos/hjbhmvn?context=3

It started in one of my bait threads where some guy says that Doomslayer can solo Golden Frieza from dragon ball. Some context for animephobes (yuck! ) high tier dragonball characters can basically cough entire universes away with no effort, whereas Doomslayer fights demons with guns

A few comments later, a fine Reddit crusader Sparks a 200 comment long war with

ONE COMMENT.

How much longer will this war last? Will OP be able to prove Doomslayer is multiversal? Or will he be xeeleestomped by golden Frieza?

It even got the people on arr-4chan, LMAO

My Response To The Business Insider Hit Piece That Has Been 8 Months In The Making (Part 1/2) pic.twitter.com/gwrO07uIEE

— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) November 4, 2021

With receipts! 💬

Joke police in full effect.

'Little House' Karen Grassle says Michael Landon was sexist bully on set https://t.co/PQgFTNRovI pic.twitter.com/yhmk0uwHyz

— New York Post (@nypost) November 4, 2021

Hey frickers. It's me, Krayon (sister toucher). Back from the dead. Now you're probably wondering how I got past the ever watchful autojannie...

Strap in. It's a long one.

(IMPORTANT: honestly you don't need this just scroll to part 2 if you hate it and want to see the real drama)

SECTION 1: The Krayon (sister toucher) Pibble Feud and the Branded ballsac.

So many of you probably know how @Gigavaccinator released his pitbull killing guide a couple days ago.

So I if you'll recall I sperged out in a huge fight about pibbles with our resident pibble killer a while back, after I neurodivergentally posted a picture of my pibble lab mutt, in order to (semi-ironically) combat pitbull hate on rdrama.

As I've said, I'm a BPD sperg with an insatiable hunger for validation. As a pibble owner I didn't feel very heccin validated by the amount of pibble hate here, so I made the most r-slurred decision possible, and posted a picture of my dog to fight pibblephobia.

Naturally, I was met with overwhelming negative responsea, especially from @Gigavaccinator, who photoshopped targets onto my dog and gave advice on how to shoot her. This, combined with Giga being making a guide on how to kill pibbles caused me to seethe and conjure up another neurodivergent idea.

So I made a deal with the Carp: In exchange for a photo of by balls, branded with carps name scribbled on my sac with a marker, and my dignity, I received ten 24hr ban awards, which I immediately proceeded to throw away by sperging out and banning Gigavaccinator, who had like six alts, and at least two more of his alts, for a total of less than two days due to his evasion alts.

Now eventually I stopped, due to the utter uselessness of my spergout, and eventually I sperged out too hard about something else and was given the ""eternal"" y'all that mostly succeeded in keeping me out...

Until now.

SECTION 2: To doxx a dramanaut

(Disclaimer: No actual dox is present in this post, only one person was (partly) doxxed in the making of this spergout. It didn't happen here, put the hammer down jannies.)

Eventually, mostly succeeding in banning any account I made, I wrote a massive longpost about my lifestory, gave up, and left the site for a while.

I stayed here only lurking occasionally, and was content to do so. That is, until @Gigavaccinator released his guide on how to kill pitbulls.

Between my love for my pibble mix, my hatred of @Gigavaccinator, and the obvious correlation between them, I was absolutely ENRAGED. I sperged out like never before, resolving to doxx Giga for his hate speech.

I tried finding info on [email protected] for what felt like eons, the Google account that had posted the guide to drive,

And finally, in my darkest hour, I began to forge, in the depths of the most neurodivergent parts of my, mind a plan above all plans, a spergout louder than any before it.

The idea, was that I would first create a Gmail address called [email protected], one letter off from my target address.

Then I would get real Gigavaccinator to log into it, at which point I, the owner of the account could check all IP addresses that the account had been accessed from, including that of my target.

So I sent an email to Gigavaccinator, the real one, containing the login info for my Gigavaccinater account, as if some idiot had made a typo in emailing his login info to himself and sent it to Giga.

And @Gigavaccinator took the bait. Whether out of curiosity or r-sluration he logged in, and when I checked which devices were logged into the account, I was given his IP, as if handed down from the Dramagods themselves.

And with that, a quick IP-to-location lookup, and another IP lookup and I won't get into because frick you glowies, I was ready to contact the man himself.

SECTION 3: The Confrontation

Now for this section, I'll just show the censored email conversation between me and Giga with all dox info censored out.

Here it is:

http://imgur.com/a/txjb9Z8

And so with a new account, crafted for me and laid at my feet by my rival, I return to arrr drama having accomplished the greatest feat of autism this website has ever seen.

I’m not sure how I got here.

Oh god after typing all this out I realized this is fricking ROBLOX fan made crap, even more pathetic.

the yba staff team has a literal quota to go by (that uzu decides) so if that were true i'd be demoted by now

How can we implement this quota on rdrama.net?

i also do more work that goes unpaid, such as accounting every mod action done by the staff team at the end of each month to divvy out their mod pay and make sure that everyone met the quota, and if not then i report it to uzu so that he can handle it

They literally make more than 99% of Reddit jannies and this is a FAN MADE ROBLOX GAME even if that pay is literally gum.

Let that sink in.

this is Albert Einstein’s mother lmao. I guess s pass after all. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Einstein_family#Pauline_Koch_(Albert's_mother)

Realizing the supreme circumstance of your mind is a process of self-development. There are levels and stages of development. At first you can only perceive the information, in the end you completely live it out. The process of self realization could be broken down into 5 stages, or steps.

1. Develop your mind so that at first you can perceive the true value and nature of yourself. This means understanding your biology, your anatomy, the circumstance of your mind. Once you can perceive this, it must evolve into a state of “knowing”. Then, your knowledge of self can be utilized effectively.

2. Strive to master the animal nature of the human condition. This means, “master the beast within”. The melanated shell we live in while we are in this earthly experience is a slave to sensory stimulation. While functioning in a lower consciousness, the five senses of the human body become the ruler and master of our existence. If you don’t tame your own animal nature you will become a slave to your senses, and this would be a powerful tool for your enemies. As they will have you wondering to and fro, controlling the trajectory of your existence by maintaining a particular system of stimulation that you are bound to conform to.

3. Start to recognize and acknowledge the “invisible” things around you. Become acquainted with the spiritual realm, the mental foundation of all things in the physical (visible) reality. Train yourself to detect energies, and the vibration of those energies. Develop the ability to detect without absorbing or reacting. Realize yourself as the self-sustaining calm in the midst of the chaos in the darkness. Although after a while the “chaos” of the spiritual realm, the mental realm, the darkness, the invisible realm, seems rather organized and not really “dark” at all.

4. Discover the mental causes of every earthly manifestation. If the Universe is MENTAL and the MIND is ALL, it would be wise to be familiar with the mental foundations and how they developed into earthly realizations. Doing this grants you much wisdom in regards to the actual system and process of manifestation. This is how you become a master of causes, whereas the masses are unaware of the mental foundation of all things and are bound to a reactionary circumstance. When you understand the nature of the mental reality, you will have the knowledge and power to utilize the supreme circumstance of your mind with accuracy and efficiency.

5. Use your knowledge and evolved circumstance to be a light unto those who desire to vibrate higher and those whom you love. The supreme science of manifestation and creation are for the curious minds that have a sincere passion for knowledge, wisdom, and understanding. Yet, you will find yourself in positions where you can use your evolved circumstance to help those you love, who may not have the slightest idea about the true nature of themselves nor the world they live in. What’s the point of elevating yourself to a supreme circumstance if you won’t use that power to uplift and empower the people you love the most? With power comes responsibility.

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Insults that Will Have Greater Impact in Future Generations

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Your mother was a gachatuber.

Which insults will have greater impact in future generations?

Lily Cade is now explicitly calling for violence against trans women.

(STRONG content warning) https://t.co/qXAk5ANDG3 pic.twitter.com/M79rNEkWaW

— SANDWORM (@christapeterso) November 2, 2021

Tucker's new 1/6 stuff is behind paywalls :(

Polls close at 7pm ET tonight btw

Whoever wins, get ready for some massive tonight