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Recent Movies You've Watched

I'll go first:

Eyes Wide Shut - me and the Mrs try to watch a spicy flick here and there. This one ended up being more contemplative and disturbing. We loved it, as it portrays extramarital adventurism as a dark, sinister thing. The film's centerpiece is the elitist s*x cult scene which seems prescient in hindsight. Kidman is so gorgeous. Cruise was very good in this one. Highly recommended.

Peanut Butter Falcon - despite the use of the word "r-slur" here on RSP, was nice to see a feel good movie with a deeper and less cheesy/Hollywoodized portrayal of a Down's character. Shia Labeuf and Dakota Johnson were great. The plot is a little contrived but I liked that it was a film about brotherhood. All three main characters are broken people from lost or broken families. The wrestling angle was fun.

Entrapment - Cheesy as frick, but love Connery and CZJ was a hot goddess in the 90s/00s.

A History of Violence - I thought this was a pretty poignant film for this point in my life. I've become extremely anti-war and anti-violence as the Internet has enabled keyboard warriors to wish the worst on others without having seen or experienced firsthand what they're manifesting, typically. This film is brutal, and it shows how violent action can spur a chain of events that can ruin many lives. The s*x scenes were hot, too. Maria Bello set the standard for beautiful middle aged women in the mid 00s.

Let's comment on each other's analyses too.

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POV: rdrama in 2025 :pepewtf:

lines go spinny :marseystoc!ksupdown:

!metashit keep yourself safe

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Yuri-obsessed :coomer: slides into dutch christian girl's DMs :marseyfalloutvictim: gets exposed in front of the whole class :marseylaughpoundfist:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739577990z7vtpVZuBWXBlw.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739578004ZGqpLA4bqLknWg.webp

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The story of the Michelin-star chef that killed himself :marseychef: :marseychartdowntrend2:

A classical Greek tragedy about hard work, big egos, and French culture.

His fanatical attention to detail, frenetic work ethic, and discerning palate, propelled him to the top of his profession, and earned him a knowledgeable and loyal, but unforgiving and demanding clientele.

:marseychefkiss: :marseyautism:

In the late 1990s, a new form of Asian-inspired "fusion cuisine" swept France, catering to an international corporate class and pleasing trend-driven "foodies" (a neologism of the movement), which Loiseau resisted.

:marseybased: :soyjakhipstergenocide:

Loiseau was downgraded from 19/20 to 17/20 in the Gault et Millau guide and received a strong negative media review from the gastronomic critic François Simon in the newspaper Le Figaro, but he still had his three stars in the Michelin Guide. Criticism continued to pour in and the media speculated about a possible future loss of a Michelin star.

:marseysweating: :marseystocksdown:

But on February 24, 2003, the chef finished his lunchtime service, rolled up his apron and drove home. Telling his ten-year old son – one of three children – to go and play outside, he went upstairs, locked the bedroom door and shot himself in the head with a hunting rifle, a present from his wife.

:marseydeadinside2:

After his death, three-star chef Jacques Lameloise said Loiseau had once confided, "If I lose a star, I'll kill myself".

:marseyworried:

Derek Brown, Michelin director at the time, said: "The idea of telling him about the concerns we had about some of his cooking was in order to give him an opportunity to consider whether he wanted to do something about it, which he did, as it turned out."

:mysides:

All in all, a messy story sparking many debates about whether reviewers should really be brutally honest, and if they are unfairly harsh. Perhaps it inspired Ratatouille (2007)?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739510016tAkCff-v1qeJ7Q.webp

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Putin wanted me to chew his cheese

I had a dream last night where I was eating I guess dinner with Vladimir Putin and he had three bodyguards and they were hanging out and he was speaking in English.

The real interesting part of the dream for me is that he wanted me to bite but not chew his cheese into small pieces and he's specifically wanted me to do that with his pepper jack cheese and then he would eat it.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

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Venus pic :marseystars2:
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Was Matilda II the BEST Tank of WWII?

!historychads

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Good news: my AirPods case still works
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Has anyone else been keeping up with Wonyoung's weight gain?

Is it me or is she turning into an absolute hog?

Here is her before shot.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17405346247sjxz-ER1C9qBQ.webp

This is where her physique peaks in my honest opinion. Here she appears to be of an ethereal beauty. Her incandescent image flows gracefully into my willing eyes like water to an african child. This is quite the contrast to her current appearance.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17405346241iqNN5eviklVCA.webp

Notice how her face, which once looked as if it were chiseled from marble by a master craftsman... Is now round and plump as if she were nothing more than a common stone? Now don't get me wrong. I'm not saying she is ugly. She is definitely still better looking than someone like @AnHeroedOats. But this is Wongyoung we are talking about. She is supposed to be more than that. She is supposed to be a goddess up in the heavens amongst the likes of Madoka Kaname. As something for us to aspire to be. Not as some regular slut just like you and me. You honestly think the producers came up with her iconic butt twirl?

And speaking of the butt twirl (which I actually enjoy in her routine and am only being half serious when I say she's a whore for forcing the producers to include that smut in her videos. But look at what her butt twirl looks like after gaining all that mass?

It just doesn't have the same flow to it. It is... So much meatier. Take a look at how it looked before.

Notice how effortless that was? She flew. She is literally flying right there. What a disgrace it is to see such a thing of beauty reduced to this. I wish Wongyoung would take some time to think about the legacy she would like to leave behind.

!anime !weebs

Is this another reason to like the Japanese more than Koreans?

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zoomers call 911 because tiktok got shutdown :marseyzoomerimplosion: :marseylaughpoundfist:
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Thoughts on language school in Japan or China? :marseychingchong: :marseymindblown:

I'm considering going to China or Japan to learn their unique language. Also to bang some local chicks there :horny:

Has anyone here done it?

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:capyghos#t:

:marseygraved#ance:

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Shaquille O'Neal will put anything in his :marseygoatse:

					
					

We had a guy on the team my first year in Phoenix, Lou Amundson. He used to ride a bike to practice every day because he lived right across from the arena. Every time he rode his bike, Shaq would take it and hide it. Somewhere in the arena. Every day after practice, Lou was on a scavenger hunt trying to find his bike. This went on for the entire season. Finally, toward the end of the season, Lou had enough. He said, "I'm done with this. Every practice, I spend 45 minutes to an hour trying to find my darn bike." We tried to warn him. We said, "Yo, Lou, this is Shaq. I've heard the storiesβ€”doodoo surprise. He used to take a shit in people's magazines and shoes. This is Shaq you're dealing with, bro. You might want to chill."

So he popcorned Shaq's van, and Shaq was like "Oh okay, this is a good prank, but you don't know who the frick you messing with."

The game happened, I come in the locker room, and I see Shaq. Shaq walking around that locker room naked as nothing, real slow and tight. And he pulls a mouthpiece out his butt and puts it in a locker. He told us "Y'all better not say shit either." He takes Lou's toothbrush, he goes to take a shit, and he stirs it in his shit. We like "We ain't into this shit, this is getting out of hand."

The game happens, somehow I'm on the bench, Matt Barnes on the bench, Steve Nash on the bench, Jared Dudley's on the bench. Lou Amundson checks in the game, and he puts the mouthpiece on and everybody on the bench loses it. He comes to the locker room, he takes his mouthpiece off, and someone's like "Hey Lou, don't use your mouthpiece, Shaq put your mouthpiece in his butt." he said "Uh, no he didn't." and put it back in his mouth and goes out there. The bench loses it again.

So Lou gets subbed out the game, and he said "J-Rich, are they fricking with me? What happened?" I said "Shaq took your mouthpiece and put it in his butt, bro." and he took it out and he just looked at it. Matt Barnes said to him "Anything in your locker has probably been in Shaq's butt, throw it all away."

https://media.tenor.com/aSW9ZfIIC64AAAAx/shaq-shimmy.webp

>Anything in your locker has probably been in Shaq's butt, throw it all away.

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Hexbears won the auction :marseyitsover: :marseybearmerchant:
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Photosynthesizing
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The greatest race war between two races that don't even exist yet

One will have patched black-white reflective hair from a Sino-Albino crossbreed

The other will come from an exact 16.666% genetic combination of each Major Race (irish,native american,black,white,mongoloid,latinx) resulting in reddened skin and hair

Their history of ethnic conflict doesn't exist yet

Their slurs have not yet been coined

(If Hitler had won,)

This is fertile ground for theoretical racism PhDs to field their syncretic race-biology-sociology-aesthetic knowledge, i.e. psychohistorical applications

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740247365SexVzNzqUK-xQw.webp

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Are budgerigars allowed here?
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Fighting back against Redditors
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literally me (I am the main character)

@BWC !alligatorfrickhouse

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look at this cute tired deer

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:marseytrain: Tgirl epidemic discussion on Redscarepod :marseytransrentfree:

					
					

Sorry I know this is a subject everyone here is tired of hearing about by now lol. This has happened to me twice now. A guy I had a thing with ended up being a pre-HRT one and another one just put "any pronouns" in his social media bios lmao and is def walking the line. Can we not have slightly feminine, nerdy awkward guys anymore without them feeling like they aren't masculine/a guy at all? It makes me sad

Plot twist I actually posted this superpeanut45 is my mobile account I use to scroll red scare subreddits and /r/industrialmusic. Jannies :marseyjannyitsover: have me device banned (this is my 6th account) so I think this account won't last long. I'm doxxing myself because I am slowly becoming an unironic Redditor and need to stay off Reddit entirely besides clinks I lick here so I think basically selfdoxxing may be the only way to leave reddit forever. :marseychtorrr2:

Also this is a true story and yes I know :marseytrain2:s make up 2% of the cute male nerd population but RSP loves overgeneralized statements and unpopular popular opinions and the comments have been pretty good and there is even some cope and seethe. Something for everyone

EDIT I deleted my plebbit but please click this link for my favorite post

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you got this bro

!Meowr !chads

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Redditors cope with Canada not being a serious country anyone is worried about

					
					

https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1ir8idw/comment/md6j97q/?context=8

Canadians, trust me, nobody outside of extremely online people have any idea you are boycotting us lmao

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After elon daddy is done ignoring his child dying from aids he is gonna execute me with his police force :marseydance:
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